00:00For a communications major, I thought you'd like TED Talks.
00:02Not when they're boring as shit.
00:06I need a tiny commemorative jersey for my vagina because we are retiring.
00:11Come on, let me set you up with a guy.
00:12Oh my god, you're gay!
00:14We should just get married.
00:16He's a complete sociopath.
00:17What was I thinking?
00:18Oh my god!
00:20Oh, a shot!
00:21Kind of hurt.
00:22You know you do meet your soulmate when you do weird shit.
00:24It's called freeganism.
00:25Oh my god, are you homeless?
00:26I met Thor when we did naked disco yoga together.
00:29Flamethrower!
00:30Burn!
00:31I can't believe you've never had a goat's tongue.
00:34Who would I be if I didn't totally over give to people who didn't deserve it?
00:37A man.
00:39Okay.
00:40Will you go down on me, babe?
00:42I can see that you're distressed.
00:43I think it's hilarious and you should draw the shit out of it.
00:47Can you put this in recycling for me?
00:55Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
00:58Die! Die! Die!
