00:00We are common-law comedy wives at this point.
00:02I feel like I own half of what Tina has.
00:06The two of you together are my favorite super couple.
00:09Oh, thanks. It is really like a comedy marriage at this point.
00:11Yeah, it is.
00:12We've been together so long.
00:13I miss those goddamn glory days.
00:15Well, clearly we had different experiences.
00:18Oh, here's a play-by-play of the Jerry Lewis telephone.
00:21Here's a chart of all the penises I ever saw.
00:24Oh, good. Here's a quote from Helen Keller.
00:25Here's really incorrect information about how to put an IUD in.
00:28Here's a list of my houseplants.
00:30Put it in my butt.
00:41Bitches get stuff done.
00:47Take your pants off.
00:49And twerk it.
00:50Yeah.
00:57I just want to say congratulations again to my friend Amy Poehler.
01:01I love you.
01:02There's a special place in hell for you.
01:04I'm sorry I called you stupid.
01:06I'm sorry I farted into your purse.
01:08What?
01:11I love you, sister.
01:13You're my nemesis.
01:14My friend and I are both very tough ladies.
01:19I think it goes like this.
01:21We're like this.
01:27We're waiting.
