00:00Drake, me and Rhonda going down to the track.
00:02You got some extra cash.
00:03Grown-ass man asking his son for money.
00:06Get a job, Earl!
00:07Hey, Mama, don't talk to him like that.
00:09What?
00:09This man put food on our table.
00:11He worked his ass off for this family
00:13until he sued that mattress company for reparations.
00:16That's right. Thank you, Rhonda.
00:17Yeah, I was a breadwinner and a civil rights pioneer,
00:20and now that I'm retired,
00:22I've taken up mentoring several inexperienced gamblers
00:25down at Hollywood Park.
00:26That's my daddy. Philanthropic. Still giving back.
00:29Whatever. Pops, I ain't got nothing on me.
00:32That's okay.
00:32I know where you keep the money hidden in your drawer upstairs.
00:35Uh-uh, Earl!
00:36Dre's cupcake money is my petty cash!
00:38Earl!
00:40Oh, Earl!
00:41Look here.
00:43Why do you always defend him?
00:45Come on, Dre.
00:46We both have our favorite parent. You chose Mom.
00:48That wasn't even a choice.
00:50She's the good one.
00:51Dad cheats on everything.
00:53His taxes, his wife, Monopoly.
00:56The man keeps a Park Place card in his pocket.
00:59Dude, Mom's hardly a saint.
01:01What has she ever done?
01:02Okay, well, I don't know.
01:04She blew up Dad's boat.
01:05Mm-hmm.
01:06Shot him.
01:06Blew up his other boat.
01:08Mm-hmm.
01:08Shot him again.
01:10You reaching.
01:13She had an affair with Mr. Caldwell.
01:17My gym teacher?
01:18Ha! No. No. No way. No way.
01:21Now, how you think you got an A at gym?
01:24I...
01:27Attaboy, Dre. You got it.
01:30Thanks, Coach Dad!
01:34No wonder he had Thanksgiving with us.
