00:09I drink coffee and have sex and buy pies and enjoy battery-operated devices.
00:16If you can't deal with that, I will find another housekeeper who can.
00:20I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it.
00:23Bravo, honey. Bravo.
00:28What are you, fucking crazy?
00:30That's your answer?
00:30I need a drink. What have you got?
00:32It's 11.30 on a Saturday morning.
00:34All we talk about anymore is big or balls or small dicks.
00:41Who is this and what is she doing in my bedroom?
00:44She's a fucking bitch.
00:45How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends?
00:49I hope what I'm going to say will save you a lot of time and energy.
00:53He's just not that into you.
00:56So move on.
00:58Have a great day.
01:00It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.
01:02What about us?
01:03What we think, we feel, we know.
01:05Christ.
01:06You got what I want?
01:07You got what I need?
01:09Well, what I want is to get laid.
01:11What I need is to get laid.
01:13I need to get laid.
01:14Does it always have to be about them?
01:16Eat me.
01:17Oh, you're so brave inside your sandwich.
01:19Give me a call when you're ready to talk about something besides men for a change.
01:23Hold this.
01:26I'm never going to be a girly girl.
01:28I never will.
01:29Oh, God.
01:31You know what?
01:31This is bullshit.
01:33Your good friend, Miranda Hobbs, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it.
01:40Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my
01:43personality.
01:45It feels good to be sarcastic.
