00:00Hey.
00:00Hey.
00:01How you doing?
00:02The wedding basically ends after speeches, right?
00:05Yeah.
00:05I felt like if I left after speeches, I wouldn't have missed anything.
00:09I feel like if I didn't come, I wouldn't have missed anything.
00:12Yeah, yeah.
00:15This wedding is so beautiful, but it's like...
00:19There are some things that I think we can address.
00:22Oh my God, I know.
00:24I mean, look, it's a gorgeous wedding.
00:26I mean, obviously.
00:26And honestly, I'm so happy for her.
00:27So happy for her.
00:28Yeah.
00:29Did you see that there was a little sign that said au d'oeuvres?
00:31It was spelled A-U.
00:33Ugh.
00:33And then d'oeuvres.
00:34Did you see the photo booth?
00:36Oh my.
00:36So they had all of these props.
00:38Yeah.
00:38Like, they raided Party City.
00:40And they had a full chicken costume.
00:42Ew.
00:42Great to see you.
00:43Oh, I'm just sitting this one out.
00:46Obviously, it's beautiful.
00:47Oh, I mean, she did such a good job.
00:50This is gonna sound like an insult to Phoebe.
00:51Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
00:53No, no, no.
00:53It's really gonna sound like an insult, but it's not.
00:55It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:56Like, I feel like Phoebe's, like, thrilled to be, like, marrying into a family that, like,
00:59literally has terrible values.
01:00Do you know what I mean?
01:01Hey.
01:02This band is really upsetting.
01:05Yeah.
01:05It didn't even sound like shout.
01:06Yeah, it wasn't recognizingly shout.
01:07It was more like, it was more like a dull whisper.
01:10The band leader, he goes up, he says his stuff about the bride and the groom.
01:14And then, instead of throwing it to a song, he starts mentioning the grandparents who couldn't
01:18be here today.
01:19Oh.
01:19Oh, wow.
01:20Maybe just say the word Holocaust once.
01:21Just say Holocaust.
01:2210 minutes.
01:23Good to see you.
01:24This is not mine, by the way.
01:25I just put this here so they wouldn't try to give me a piece.
01:27It's not good.
01:29I mean, I love Phoebe.
01:30I love her.
01:30She is one of my oldest and dearest.
01:33Literally my heart.
01:34My soul.
01:35Oh.
01:36And I've made eye contact with the flower girl.
01:39Ah!
01:40Oh my god.
01:41Look at you.
01:42Dancing on daddy's shoes.
01:44Her face is in his dick.
01:46Are you a ballerina?
01:47You're a princess.
01:49Oh my god.
01:50I mean, she's starved for attention.
01:52How full can you get on seared tuna?
01:56The food is actually garbage.
01:59Phoebe and Tim.
02:01Love and many moments of joy.
02:04Are they still looking at me?
02:06No.
02:06Because I'm going to spray period blood.
02:10Hi, guys.
02:12Oh my god.
02:13Hi.
02:13So good to see you.
02:16Love you.
02:16Are you having fun?
02:18We're having the best time.
02:21No, I'm having so much fun.
02:23We literally can't stop talking about how great this wedding is.
02:25Like, truly.
02:26I mean, I should have done a buffet, right?
02:28What?
02:29It's a little...
02:30The food?
02:30What?
02:31How would you say anything negative about the food?
02:34We're coming.
02:35Okay, alright.
02:36Love you guys.
02:37I love you.
02:39Best wedding ever!
02:41Cheers!
02:42Ah!
02:43Oh my god.
02:44Honestly, did you notice that the coffee was all decaf?
02:48It's torture.
02:49I don't border my arm.
02:49I want that name in this.
02:49But that's where he didn't know everything.
02:50But you make sure...
02:50So, I'll do that.
