00:00I was hoping for a girl, because first of all,
00:02our first girl is unbelievable.
00:04She's saying mama.
00:05She's like, yeah.
00:06You know what my wife doesn't realize, though?
00:08Is that she calls me mama, too.
00:10She actually has better taste in music than I think I do,
00:13because she only will fall asleep to really good music.
00:17Like, what does she fall asleep to?
00:18Drake.
00:19She's pretty chill so far.
00:20She smiles a lot.
00:22She's like, she's got a good temperament so far.
00:25We're knocking on wood, though, because you never know.
00:27The new dog, like, peed on the stairwell.
00:29And I'm, like, getting ready in the morning.
00:31And Mila's like, oh, Ricky peed on the stairwell.
00:33I'm like, Ricky.
00:35And I'm walking, and my daughter's right behind me.
00:37And all of a sudden, I just hear Ricky.
00:39And Link has some rocks that she loves and carries around.
00:42And she's throwing them in the baby bassinet to share.
00:46There was no injuries, but that got our attention.
00:49Sharing is not caring always.
00:51They say it is.
00:52No.
00:53But guess what?
00:53Sometimes it's almost murder.
00:55Sasha gave me instructions on Snapchat.
00:57I had read that Snapchat was becoming really popular among her age cohorts.
01:02So she starts explaining stuff, and then you can make little faces on your picture and this
01:08and that and the other.
01:08And I started talking to Michelle about the implications of social media and what all this
01:12means.
01:13Come to find out she was recording us the whole time and then sent to her friends afterwards.
01:19This is my dad lecturing us on the meaning of social media.
01:27And she took her picture herself, sort of looking bored.
01:30She came to me the other day and she's like, you know, Papa, I want one of those things that
01:35Sasha and Tristan have.
01:37I'm like, what do you mean?
01:38So you know, the things in between their legs that you have.
01:41I was like, oh, um, well, you see, you know, girls, um, and then my brain's like, how do
01:49we handle this?
01:50You know?
01:50Girls have breasts.
01:51I don't want breasts.
01:52I was like, okay.
01:54She goes, I really want one.
01:56I'm like, a penis?
01:57And she's like, I want a penis.
01:58And I'm like, she's four, you know, I was like, you know what?
02:03You can be whatever you want to be.
02:05And she goes, thanks, dad.
02:07You're welcome.
02:09Bye.
