00:00I drink coffee and have sex and buy pies and enjoy battery-operated devices.
00:06If you can't deal with that, I will find another housekeeper who can.
00:10I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it.
00:13Bravo, honey. Bravo.
00:18What are you, fucking crazy?
00:19That's your answer?
00:20I need a drink. What have you got?
00:22It's 11.30 on a Saturday morning.
00:24All we talk about anymore is big or balls or small dicks.
00:31Who is this and what is she doing in my bedroom?
00:34She's a fucking bitch.
00:35How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends?
00:39I hope what I'm going to say will save you a lot of time and energy.
00:43He's just not that into you.
00:46So move on.
00:48Have a great day.
00:49It's like seventh grade with bank accounts. What about us?
00:53What we think, we feel, we know. Christ.
00:56You got what I want? You got what I need?
00:59Uh-huh.
00:59Well, what I want is to get laid. What I need is to get laid. I need to get laid.
01:04Does it always have to be about them?
01:06Hate me.
01:07Oh, you're so brave inside your sandwich.
01:09Give me a call when you're ready to talk about something besides men for a change.
01:13Hold this.
01:16I'm never going to be a girly girl. I never will.
01:19Oh, God.
01:21You know what? This is bullshit.
01:23Your good friend, Miranda Hobbs, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it.
01:30Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my
01:33personality.
01:34Oh, it feels good to be sarcastic.
01:37Oh, thank you.
01:38Yeah.
01:38Amen.
