00:03What swimsuit am I? Teal? My only options are Hadid's? Well, I want to be Gigi, but let's be
00:15honest, I'm probably Bella. Pear? That's the good option? Excuse me? This is bringing me
00:29back to middle school. People think I'm a boy. Come on! One time! Someone thought I was
00:45pregnant. I'm not clicking this. All right, I'm taking this again. Okay, that's just
00:52rude. Hey. Ew. We are enemies. You want to go again? You go again. Third time's the charm. No! No!
01:12Finally!
01:14What? No! Fuck this! Are you kidding me? You're lucky. I got old lady moo moo. How? I got stand
01:24behind a plant. I got ghost costume. I got tarp. I got bikini that gives you a UTI. I got
01:34kill
01:34yourself. That's it. Enough! I don't need some body shaming quiz to tell me I don't have a beach
01:41body. You know what it takes to have a beach body? Going to the fucking beach. We deserve
01:47to feel good in a swimsuit. Am I right? I said, am I right?
02:01I want to go to the beach and eat chips and read cheesy romance novels. Yeah, and I want to
02:07go to the beach and sneak a bottle of rosé and, I don't know, go skinny dipping. Yeah,
02:12and I want to go to the beach and take cash out of people's wallets while they swim. Ew,
02:17Carly, you are a bikini UTI. You don't even work here anymore. Weren't you fired? Got me.
02:24That's what I've been forgetting and my tooth. So I am taking off. Thank you for the reminder.
02:34Everyone check your wallets. Hey guys, thanks for watching. Now that you've taken back the
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