00:00I'm a poor, white, trash redneck from the middle of nowhere in Tennessee.
00:04I am also a well-educated, well-traveled, godless liberal.
00:09If you can't reconcile those two things, that's your problem, not mine.
00:13People around the rest of this country don't know a goddamn thing about the American South.
00:18And much like the rednecks that they so openly dislike, even though they don't know anything about it,
00:24they clearly think they know everything.
00:27Let me explain something.
00:29Being prejudiced against poor, white people with a twang still counts as prejudice.
00:35For people who ostensibly so abhor xenophobia, you sure have written off an entire region of this country pretty resolutely.
00:44I wanted to come out here because a lot of people have asked me what I think about Black Lives
00:47Matter.
00:47Well, put simply, I think that they do. Goddamn.
00:50And further, I think that responding to that sentiment with all lives matter
00:53would be sort of like telling Susan G. Komen to chill it with all the pink shit
00:57on account of all cancer sucks.
00:59That last part's true, but it ain't really the fucking point.
01:03You do know that transgender people have existed forever, right?
01:07What bathrooms you think they've been using?
01:09You're freaked out.
01:11With all the man wanting to be a woman disgust you.
01:14Because like most things that disgust you, you lack the capacity to understand it.
01:19You know, homos, algebra, shit like that.
01:24You know, for a country that makes such a damn show out of supporting the troops,
01:28we are pretty demonstrably doing a piss poor job of it.
01:31First, I'm up for somebody to explain how it still takes an average of three to eight weeks
01:34for a vet to get into a VA doctor, yet we can fly a robot rocket ship up a camel's
01:39asshole
01:39from the other side of the goddamn planet in a matter of minutes.
01:42Maybe it has something to do with the fact that for every one dollar we spend on the
01:46endless bullshit wars we ship them off to, we spend less than a quarter on taking care
01:50of them when they get home.
01:51Look, we shouldn't be banning people based on their nationality, period.
01:55But the way he's going about it makes it even worse.
01:57Dude, having a list like that and leaving Saudi Arabia off of it would be like me going on
02:02a diet and excluding all cheeses but Velveeta.
02:05We know what Velveeta did.
02:07So here's to you, President Obama.
02:09You were better than we deserved, and this redneck is going to mess the hell out of you.
02:14Bye!
