00:00Oh my god!
00:02Who did this?
00:06No!
00:08No!
00:10Would you get with me if you were sober?
00:13Come on, you didn't blow it.
00:15I think maybe...
00:17What the fuck?!
00:20Holy...
00:21Oh, wow.
00:22Maybe girls like me just don't belong in music videos.
00:24I'm in love with him.
00:26Oh, that's so sweet. How long have you guys been growing up?
00:30No, we are not going out.
00:32I, um, I've never even talked to him.
00:39We missed Your Bodies in Wonderland.
00:41Okay, only one song. That's not so bad, right?
00:43Who's fucking Your Bodies in Wonderland?
00:48Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped.
00:51I want to interview you about what it's like to work as a maid.
00:55Did you get expelled?
00:57No, no, I didn't get expelled. I got community service.
01:00Oh my god, oh my god, it's iCarly.
01:03Hi!
01:04I love you!
01:05Hi, I love you!
01:05You're here to stay out of the world!
01:07What's your racket, handsome?
01:09My racket is, uh, I'm a Bible salesman.
01:12You want to take me away from all this and make an honest moment out of me?
01:15Hi.
01:16Hi.
01:18What are you doing?
01:22Don't tell me you're in love with someone else.
01:24Oh, no. No, of course not. I never had time to fall in love.
01:28Let's face it, Dad. You are not doing this for the sake of art. You are doing this because you
01:33want to feel relevant again.
01:34You wanted to see me?
01:36Yes, your paper was quite good.
01:38Really?
01:47Well, don't get me wrong. I love women. In the bedroom and in the kitchen.
01:52Keep talking, Bobby. The more nonsense you spell, the worse it's going to be when you lose.
01:56Yes.
