00:00We're talking about a dude so hot and so woke
00:03that the thought of his smart peen
00:05makes our vagines feel like they graduated
00:08cum laude from Yale.
00:10And by cum laude, you know what I mean?
00:12Like, cum laude.
00:13No, yeah, we got it.
00:14No, I'm talking about sex, y'all.
00:16Race was brought in because Beyoncé was brought in.
00:19And race yourself, you might want to sit down for this,
00:22but Beyoncé is black.
00:26If I don't want people talking to me when I walk to work,
00:29all I have to do is act like a psycho.
00:33You're the emblem.
00:35Ah! Ah!
00:36Okay, okay, okay.
00:38See? That's racist.
00:39You want to kick out a church that is very homophobic
00:45and put in young LGBT youth?
00:48It'd be a perfect place for our young people to live.
00:50What? Did you Google this image?
00:54It's a witnessing tool of the truth of what is going on
00:58that people don't want to see.
01:00I'm going to miss that justification for you
01:02Googling two men kissing.
01:04Because you're very well put together,
01:06and you could just go in and shop anywhere you want
01:08without getting racially profiled.
01:12You do know you're black, right?
01:14I know.
01:15Uh-oh. Watch out. Cops.
01:17Cops.
01:18I mean, this was a pool party.
01:20It's supposed to be fun.
01:21You know, the water balloons and super soakers.
01:23A water gun at a Texas pool party?
01:25Are you trying to get me killed?
01:26And what are you all the time?
01:28Hold on. I just have to do something.
01:30Hey, guys.
01:31It's TV's Jessica Williams.
01:33If you ever feel the need to ask,
01:35what are you?
01:36Do me a favor, Ann.
01:37Just don't do it.
01:39That's right, girl.
01:42Ugh. I thought it was tough being a black woman.
01:44But compared to a black transgender woman,
01:46I might as well be a white frat dude at a Dave Matthews concert.
01:49Is it fair to say that because you're a priest that you're a pedophile?
01:53Well, of course not.
01:55Why is it of course not? Why?
01:57Because some people are criminals and some people are not criminals.
02:00Could you take that logic and apply that to the transgender community?
02:03They're apples and oranges.
02:04By apples and oranges, do you mean apples and apples?
02:07Good luck, everyone.
02:08You lying, deceitful, out of touch, bunch of .
