00:00Put your hand in your pants and see if you have a vagina.
00:03And if you want to be in charge of it, then you are a feminist.
00:07And that's just the simple test that allows you to know that you're a feminist.
00:10Yeah, because feminism was just like eating your fibre ten years ago.
00:13Just like, I must do my feminism now.
00:16Really?
00:16And now it's like, whoa, I'm just going to open a bottle of wine
00:19and watch Amy Schumer talking about rape.
00:21That sounds wrong, but it is right.
00:22There's never been a better time to be a woman,
00:24that it's an incredible time, that there's all these opportunities out there,
00:27that we are a culture that is enthralled for the new.
00:29There's points in your life where you suddenly don your feminist glasses
00:33and you're just like, everything burns now, I see the truth, oh no,
00:36I've been pretending that it's not a horrible sexist world,
00:38but it is, I've got my feminist, it burns, it burns.
00:40True equality is not being perfect immediately,
00:43being some superhero who has an amazing job and incredible hair and a pelvic floor
00:46and a tiny little stomach and two children who are perfectly well turned out.
00:49You know, that's exhausting.
00:51True equality is being as dim, fat, deluded, nut, smelly, scruffy, hopeful, joyful and idiotic as men.
00:57Yeah.
00:58You know, it's not being perfect, it's just being treated as a human being.
01:01And also this whole thing that men won't fancy you if you're kind of funny and opinionated and a feminist.
01:05I have been beating off the cock with a stick for the last three years.
01:09Genuinely, it has been nuts.
01:12So one of the key things that I'd always thought for women as a feminist is that we just need
01:16a space.
01:17There's no point in trying to encroach on things that men have already built,
01:19because they've done it, they've built it for men.
01:20And it's just a needless, exhausting, recuperative argument to go,
01:25give me space, give me woman space in a man place.
01:27We just need to go away and make our own thing.
01:28Very simply, all that feminism is, is women being equal to men.
01:32So everything else that everybody's loaded onto it,
01:34that's just stuff that the people who are into it then have added to it as sort of bolt-on
01:38extras.
01:38But you don't have to have any of that.
01:39It's simply women being equal to men.
01:41So that everyone that's a star can have made of this,
01:41A massive sin.
01:42And if you don't have a Clay Cola Daddy,
01:42I can't fix it that way.
01:42I know I'm Mike Lohan.
01:42You are inspired, oh my friend,
01:42you feel anh like this boy.
01:43Thank you, my friend.
01:43See you again.
01:44It's a sociopath and a white man.
01:44I'm probably Together.
