00:00We've got to get on a schedule if you're going to be here.
00:02Oh, my God!
00:04Close your robe!
00:05No, absolutely not.
00:06I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet.
00:09I can't see your vagina.
00:11Well, congratulations and you're welcome.
00:14You know, I had it rejuvenated in 2010.
00:17They call it a vajubination.
00:19You know, it's like a soft silk coin purse.
00:22I can barely urinate.
00:23Oh, my God.
00:24Now, do me a favor and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstring.
00:28Oh, God, put it away.
00:29Huh?
00:30Hello!
00:31Hi, Raquel!
00:33It's Rachel!
00:34Go grab your backpack, honey.
00:35We don't need to brush our teeth today.
00:37Our teeth are fine.
00:38You need to wipe some of that off your face.
00:40You know it dries darker.
00:42No, does it?
00:43Yes.
00:43But that's not what the bottle says.
00:46Oh, it's okay.
00:47It's coming off like a dream on your towel.
00:50You need to clean up the bathroom.
00:52And consider staying away from self-tanner altogether.
00:55Your pelvic region is the color of curry.
00:59Namaste, Claire.
01:01It's not a compliment.
01:02It's not a compliment.
01:03But I love you.
01:03I know you're good to see.
01:03Hey, you're good.
01:03You're good.
01:03I bet you're good.
