00:00I want to say something to all of you.
00:03If you don't like what they're saying, change the conversation.
00:06I am the boss here, and sometimes that's going to make me unpopular.
00:09This responsibility has been given to someone that's got a chocolate fountain in her office.
00:14This is amazing.
00:15There will be no more baked goods, no more walking all over me.
00:22I did not have my fantastic life handed to me on a silver platter.
00:26So they're meme-girling you, they're calling you names that hurt your little soft spots deep inside.
00:32Well, so what?
00:33Why is no one ready?
00:35I'll stick the beat in your ass in court.
00:37This is why I don't like working with women.
00:39You have no sense of humor.
00:41You're fired.
00:43That's how it is.
00:44We need to remember what's important in life.
00:46Friends, waffles, and work.
00:49Or waffles, friends work.
00:50It doesn't matter.
00:51But work is third.
