00:07Hi, I'm Kristen Bell.
00:09And I'm Katherine Hahn.
00:10We might be bad moms, but we draw the line at raising asshole kids.
00:14We as moms have a responsibility to ensure that we usher considerate children into the world who don't talk, text,
00:22snap, gram, dick pic, or shaft shot during a movie.
00:26So here are some punishment suggestions in no particular order that you can enact if your kid uses their phone
00:31at the theater.
00:32Smash the phone and tell her she'll have to write letters to her friends from now on.
00:36Steal his phone and drunk text, you're so fine, I want you to be mine, to the girl that he's
00:41afraid to talk to.
00:42Tell her hackers deleted Netflix.
00:44Take away their 16th place basketball team medal.
00:47Tell him he's no longer allowed to live with you until age 35.
00:50Cancel her freshman year graduation party.
00:52Make him start paying for music.
00:54Tell them that the tree planting program at school is cute and all, but the planet is pretty much fucked
00:59already.
00:59Make him read a book.
01:01Whoa.
01:02Whoa.
01:03That's a bit harsh.
01:05Yeah, sorry.
