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All the takes that couldn't make it into the first season of Woke Bae!
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00:00Don't break the fantasy.
00:07Outtakes, bloopers, prizes, trophies.
00:10We got hoodies, we got tote bags.
00:13We're like NPR.
00:20Are we filming this?
00:22Yeah, we're talking about somebody so hot,
00:24they make you want to put baby powder up under your left and right titty.
00:27To survive the summer heat.
00:28Yeah, and then I'm like, well, I'm at 32A, so I don't have that problem.
00:33That's a medium breast problem.
00:36Can you hear this, Alan?
00:39I mean, we can all hear it, so.
00:44Don't look at the arms.
00:45Oh.
00:46I mean, you can do it, I'll do it with you.
00:47No, I can't.
00:48It's like I'm fucking waterboarding myself.
00:51Our flaws make this, like, more beautiful.
00:53You know what I mean?
00:54Like, that's like what One Direction taught us.
00:57Okay, so while we're still waiting on the condom, do you want it?
01:00It has never taken this long to get condom.
01:02To get condom.
01:03You should do it.
01:04Okay.
01:04It's really, really worth it.
01:06Okay, I'm gonna do it.
01:06Okay.
01:07Only if you, like, get wet off of those things, which I think Phoebe does.
01:10I mean, I do.
01:11Right now I am.
01:12See you guys next week for our next, I don't know.
01:15Boom!
01:16One motherfucking take!
01:20See you later!
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