00:00Check the front of your jeans. You got little packets? Then you're a woman.
00:11If you're a woman, you're probably thinking,
00:13what am I doing here in front of a computer screen?
00:16I should be updating my vision board.
00:20We did that recently.
00:22We updated our vision board so we can help!
00:25We had one thing we added to our vision board,
00:28which has mostly just been go see the Statue of Liberty
00:31and kiss Billy Crystal on the mouth.
00:33And then we added one thing. What is it, Aparna?
00:36Perfect!
00:37Come on!
00:38Come on!
00:39Perfect!
00:39Come on!
00:40Perfect!
00:41Prom!
00:42Prom!
00:45Prom!
00:46Yeah!
00:47At the prom, you see, you have nothing to fear,
00:50nothing to lose, and nothing to hear.
00:55Aparna, if you could take anyone to prom, who would it be and why?
00:58I would take my financial advisor, Goldman Sachs.
01:03Why?
01:05Because he's got Goldman Sachs.
01:08Who would you take the prom?
01:09I would probably take Rick Plum.
01:12Who's Rick Plum?
01:14He's a guy I know. He's my neighbor.
01:16He's my religious leader. He's my doctor.
01:19Sounds like he does a whole lot of good for you.
01:22I can't believe he'd be free that night.
01:26What's wrong with you?
01:29I don't know. I guess I just miss my mom.
01:32Let's go shopping!
01:34Okay. And that's how we ended up at the Staten Island Mall.
01:39Aww.
01:42We are getting ready for prom.
01:45We are getting ready for prom.
01:47We are getting ready for prom.
01:49Watch us back the perfect dress.
01:53I feel great.
01:55You look great.
01:56I look great.
01:58You feel great.
01:59I feel like I'm fully alive.
02:01I didn't want to say anything before, but you looked half dead for the last six months.
02:05Well, that's how I felt.
02:07What do you think?
02:11Mom.
02:12Mom.
02:13Mom.
02:14Papa, now that dress is way too flashy.
02:18How about the color?
02:19It exactly matches your skin tone.
02:22Looks like you're not wearing anything and the gems are just stuck on your skin.
02:26The dress fits you like a dream, but the colors may be a little over the top.
02:32Kind of reminds me of one of those big swirly lollipops.
02:37I like the way this dress makes me feel like my body's trying to escape the dress.
02:42My dress is the opposite.
02:44It's trying to eat me.
02:45I think the neckline on that one might just be a little much.
02:50You know what your grandfather will say.
02:52I like the way the dress wraps around your neck, but the rest of it looks more like a bikini
02:59than a prom dress.
03:00So, unless you're planning to go to the pool, I don't think this dress is for you.
03:05Your dress is kind of like your personality.
03:08Hmm.
03:09Top gem on the top.
03:11Diamonds.
03:13Wildcat.
03:13Down below.
03:14Your dress is like your personality too.
03:17How?
03:18Because it's long.
03:21I love this one.
03:23It's kind of matronly.
03:24It makes you look like a 50-year-old woman.
03:26Pern, I think that dress looks really nice on you.
03:31A little glamorous, but I know you have always wanted to wear a dress that makes you feel more like
03:38a woman.
03:39I think the color's all wrong for you.
03:41It's too close to your skin tone.
03:44Pern, I think that looks more like a Halloween costume.
03:47The middle's missing.
03:48Where's the middle of that dress?
03:49That looks like your favorite chocolate chip.
03:53And this one looks like lime sherbet.
03:55It's too bright.
03:55It makes my eyes hurt.
04:00Hey, Jo.
04:01How are you doing, honey?
04:03I don't have a dress.
04:07You didn't like any of them?
04:08No, I liked all of them.
04:09The one I liked the best was the first one.
04:12The lollipop dress.
04:13Yeah, like everyone can hear you.
04:14Which one did you feel the best in?
04:16I felt great in all of them.
04:18Yeah.
04:21Hi, I know there you are.
04:23Yeah.
04:25I don't think I'm going to find the right dress.
04:28Sorry.
04:28You hated all of them.
04:30I thought I was just trying to help you.
04:33But now, where am I going to go in jeans?
04:37No.
04:38It's not about the dress.
04:40You're upset about something else?
04:42What is it, honey?
04:43I just have to look beautiful when I go to the prom with the boy of my dreams.
04:48And remind me who that is?
04:51John Stamos.
04:53Oh, that John Stamos.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Well, I know you want to look your best for John Stamos.
05:01I just wanted you to like something I picked.
05:04How many did you try on?
05:08Twenty-seven.
05:10Twenty-seven.
05:11Okay.
05:12I know it's a lot of money, but I'll sell my car.
05:18Well, I don't think we need to do that.
05:21Because it's going to be a big day, so I want you to be happy.
05:25Oh, well.
05:43I'll see you then.
05:47Thank you, I think.
