00:00I'm hoping and planning for an orgasm birth.
00:03So it's basically like you cum a million times and then a baby comes out.
00:12I'm looking at the way other women are doing it and I've sort of decided not for me.
00:17I had a really brutal childbirth.
00:19I've had two children and the first one I always say broke me.
00:24I really think I'm just going to die and this baby is going to die and this is all going
00:28to end up horribly.
00:30So I want to make sure that these four hours are, you know, something I really experience.
00:36I mean I was in labor for 26 hours.
00:38It was also three days long.
00:40I'm not worried about tearing because I have a very meaty nether region.
00:43She had her hands in my vagina literally tearing it open.
00:52I think my labor is going to be like a hard yoga class.
00:55You know, like Bikram in the summer.
00:58Rivers of blood.
01:00It was so intense and so painful that I forgot that I was there to have a baby.
01:04I just wanted everything to be over.
01:06Get out of me now.
01:09You can't really imagine the pain until it starts happening and you're like, what the
01:13fuck?
01:15That's not it.
01:16Wait, wait, wait.
01:17I want to change my mind.
01:19I'm not ready for this.
01:20You also like give birth to a thing called a placenta which looks like a stingray.
01:25I'm definitely eating my placenta.
01:26Yeah, we have a blanket we're going to bring them home in.
01:28And it's a beautiful shambori, it's sort of like a tie dye technique that they do in Japan.
01:34And it does match my home going kimono, which is different than my birth kimono.
01:40I'm actually packing a total of four kimonos.
01:43You become an animal.
01:44I was an animal.
01:45I'm not worried about shitting during birth because to be totally honest, I haven't shit
01:49myself in years.
01:52Years.
01:53Year.
