00:04when you start to have sex the worst thing that can happen is a baby I took a
00:11pill every day for like 15 years to keep it empty then all of a sudden I want to
00:20get preg it's time to fertilize a rotten egg
00:25it's positive please put away the weed it's positive holy crap what if I bleed
00:33it's positive here come hemorrhoids and the back knee it's positive these
00:38hormones are attacking me like this one night all I could think about was taking
00:44a knife and stabbing it into drywall in like a sort of concerning way but I
00:51didn't and I'm totally fine now this dude stuck he's the size of a pear I can
00:58totally feel my abs tear invasion it's so weird to feel him kick invasion I am
01:07making a tiny dick invasion sometimes I puke when I sneeze invasion can you get
01:14me off my bladder please oh my god it has to come out suddenly I'm full of
01:21self-doubt birth I'll be calm like a saint birth I feel very worried about my date
01:30birth my mom says it's not so bad birth but the cute family stories that during my
01:37birth she threatened to divorce my dad I can't tell what's real and what's a
01:43facade but I'm creating life so suck it god life this baby's worth the pain life I
01:52can't wait to meet your brain life we're gonna be a team life you are my ultimate
02:01dream oh I gotta pee
