00:00The story I'm about to tell you is completely true.
00:04Hashtag, true story.
00:06I went on a date with a guy who made me dinner at what I assumed was his place.
00:10I was on a date with this guy. We'll call him Mr. Producer.
00:14I was on a date with this really, really, really corny guy.
00:18I was not feeling it, so I proceeded to text my friend to tell her.
00:23Halfway through the dinner, his mother walks in.
00:29Then his sister walks in.
00:33Then his twin brother walks through the door.
00:36It's clearly his family's place.
00:39And it turns out they all share a one bedroom.
00:42To distract me from all of this,
00:44he proceeds to put on a video of him yelling at Ban Margier at a bar.
00:48I should have known there was something off about him,
00:50because during our awkward Italian dinner,
00:53as he was picking the bolognese from his teeth,
00:57he told me,
00:59my shoes don't fit me anymore.
01:02I don't know if it's because my foot has grown,
01:05he's 35,
01:07or I just haven't cut my toenails.
01:13I repeat,
01:15hasn't cut his toenails.
01:19Turns out this guy and my friend have the same person initial.
01:24I had already sent the text by the time I realized that it was to him and not to her.
01:30By the time I realized I sent it to him instead of her, it was way too late.
01:36I felt really, really bad.
01:39But no matter how hard I tried to fix things,
01:42it just was not getting any better.
01:45I literally feel like nauseous thinking about this right now.
01:48I can never eat bolognese again.
01:50I peace the fuck out.
01:52It was not going to work out after that anyway,
01:55because I noticed he had dirty fingernails.
01:58But always check who you're sending a text to before you send it.
02:03Especially if you're talking trash.
02:04I'll see you guys.
02:05I'll see you guys.
