00:04I just can't seem to balance being a wife, friend, entrepreneur, and remember to change my tampon.
00:12I was the same way until I found sound effect tampons.
00:18Sound effect tampons? What's that?
00:22If you're a nice gal who's on the go and you can't keep track of Olan Flo,
00:27pop in one of these when you're feeling wet.
00:30It'll make a sound, so you don't forget sound effect tampons.
00:34They, when they're full, sound effect tampons are customizable so you can express yourself.
00:42Whether you're turning off a lamp in a nightgown, at work, crying at your standing desk,
00:52or at a bar pretending you can hear your tall male friends talk,
00:56sound effect tampons come with hundreds of fun noises to choose from,
00:59or you can record your own.
01:01Hey Sam, it's me, your dad.
01:03Yeah, just letting you know that your tampon is full.
01:07Why'd you have me read this?
01:09Come on, Jiminy Christmas, please, just don't flush them down the toilet, okay?
01:13You know our pipes are bad.
01:17What was that?
01:18My tampon is full.
01:20Whatever the situation, sound effect tampons always have you covered.
01:25Periods are gross.
01:27What are you talking about, you?
01:28I can't fucking believe this.
01:30It's all you fuckers who think you know fucking everything, goddammit, goddammit, goddammit.
01:34You don't even fucking know.
01:38Sorry.
01:42Sound effect tampons.
01:44They, when they're full.
01:48Level.
