00:00So I'm hyperventilating a little bit if I fall over pick me up because I've got some things to say
00:11So I think this is what Chloe Kim must have felt like after doing back-to-back 1080s and the
00:17Olympic halfpipe
00:19Did you see that? Okay, that's what it feels like. I want to thank Martin McDonough. Look what you did
00:26We are a bunch of hooligans and anarchists, but we do clean up nice
00:31I want to thank every single person in this building and my sister Dorothy. I love you, Doc
00:39And I especially want to thank my clan
00:44These two stalwart individuals were well raised by their feminist mothers. They they value themselves each other and
00:53those around them I
00:57Know you are proud of me
00:59And that fills me with everlasting joy and now I want to get some perspective
01:10If I may be so honored to have all the female nominees in every category stand with me in this
01:17room tonight
01:17The actors Meryl if you do it everybody else will come on
01:21The film makers the producers the directors the writers the cinematographer the
01:29Composers the songwriters the the the the designers
01:34говорas ha ha ha ha ha HA ha come on
01:36Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho ho Heh
01:55Mrs. Boydney ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:57In a couple days, or you can come to ours, whichever suits you best, and we'll tell you all about
02:02them.
02:02I have two words to leave with you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, inclusion rider.
