00:01¡Gracias!
00:30Jacob Hayes, I'm Officer Oaks.
00:33CIA for scalping tickets.
00:35We need your help, Mr. Hayes. Just before he was killed, your brother was working on something with us.
00:39My twin brother was CIA?
00:41Yeah, he was. So we need you to stand in for him.
00:43How much?
00:44Throw out a number.
00:45$50,000. Tax-free.
00:47$25,000.
00:49Unless my mother had triplets, you're gonna give me $50,000.
00:57Rise and shine, Mr. Hayes.
00:58How about three more hours of sleep?
01:01How about a nice shower?
01:03This is your brother's file.
01:05Served in a naval academy.
01:06That's right.
01:07What did he serve? Lunch?
01:09They will train him.
01:11He's misfound.
01:12What kind of music do you listen to?
01:14Like classical.
01:15Classical, like Run-D.M.C.
01:18Yeah, that's what you need in here.
01:20Is that rap?
01:21Yes.
01:22It's horrible.
01:23But even the CIA...
01:24You call yourself a spy? Big deal.
01:26You guys can't even find Saddam Hussein.
01:28Can't control him.
01:29So the future of the free world may rest in this young man's hands.
01:33Hey!
01:34Fish egg?
01:35Can't wait to get started.
01:38Everyone's nervous the first day of school.
01:40Always cut the first day of school.
01:43From Touchstone Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films...
01:46Get out of the way!
01:46Come on, man! You're James Bond!
01:48Shoot somebody!
01:49It's going from bad...
01:51No!
01:52...to worse.
01:53I wanna watch Oprah!
01:56Anthony Hopkins...
01:57Don't shoot the bomb!
01:59Don't shoot me either!
02:00Chris Rock...
02:01You do whatever it takes to serve your country.
02:03Hand me a towel.
02:07Bad Company.
