00:00My name is Billy Boxman. I was born a box. I never really fit in with anybody. I was laughed
00:05at in
00:05school. I was bullied. And of course, I was always picked last in everything. I had no purpose. I just
00:14wish I could be in my shell forever. Then I met her. Are you okay? After that, we did everything
00:21together. We'd pick flowers, which is our favorite thing to do. Everything from sports, birthday
00:29parties, almost disasters, to just having a good time together. But of course, it still can't get
00:36rid of the fact that I'm different from others. All right, I'll go first. Would you still love me
00:45if I was an Amazon delivery driver? Oh, um, I think I... I'm joking. Oh, I've been meaning to ask
00:56you,
00:56how's Tennis Club going? It's been so long. Have you made any new friends? What's the skinny
01:02with them? Oh, they're fine. I haven't really talked to them yet. I'm sure they still think
01:09I'm an Amazon package. Here are your waters. Oh, and one last thing. Would you two like to
01:18participate in our weekly date night tournament? Date night tournament? Yes. So there's two couples
01:25and one person from each couple is chosen to play a game to win a fully paid date night
01:32at a venue of your choosing. And what is this game? Pong! That's right, Tina. I'm here to win
01:39you back over this blockhead. I told you I would never go back to you. That's it. No one calls
01:48me blockhead. This is stupid, Billy. We should just go home. No, if it's a fight he wants, it's a
01:53fight
01:54he gets. Here are your weapons, gentlemen. And remember, may the best man or box win. Three, two, one, go.
02:15You better give up now. I was the Pong champion back in 76.
02:20I'm not letting you take this date night away from Tina.
02:47This is totally dumb. You cheated somehow. I know it.
02:51Sorry, tie-dye totale neck, but looks like I'm going to be taking this free date night.
02:55This is totally dumb. I mean, how could he win? He's a walking shoebox.
03:00You did it, Billy. You won us a date. It was least I can do.
03:08I didn't know you played Pong. I don't.
03:31Take me to the box. Let me play among the ships. Let me see what is like on Jupiter and
03:46Mars. In other words,
03:49Hold my hands. Hold my hands. Hold my hands. In other words,
03:59Darlene ship me.
04:01Hold my hands. Hold my hands. Do not need.
04:01He wants to see what is like on Jupiter and Mars.
