00:03Yank Shemash, Kazakh Film Commission, KFC, and Kazakh Department of Language, K.D. Lang,
00:10have grave warning about new L.G. movie film from dastardly Sasha Cohen.
00:16There have been reportings that this film is racist. We have seen it, and sadly, it is not.
00:22Cohen have made this documentary by infiltrating American society undiscovered for past two years.
00:30How did it do this? By shape-shifting, of course, into three different devils.
00:36First, L.G., a white nincompoops who steal mannerisms from the popular music genre, Hapity Hopps.
00:44Do you know where the do-rag originated from?
00:48China.
00:49No, it's not.
00:50That's what I said inside.
00:51Second, as a member of a terrorist hate group called Liberals.
00:57L.G. has to be stopped.
00:59Why?
01:00Because he is a cultural appropriator.
01:02I don't care.
01:03He uses the word punani.
01:05Excuse me?
01:06Punani.
01:07It's pronounced punani.
01:08It's punani.
01:09He has stolen your word.
01:11He has taken your punani and put it in his mouth.
01:15Oh!
01:17Third, this Jew have turned into another Jew with muscles almost as big as my wife.
01:24My name, Colonel Iran Morad.
01:28Do not be fooled.
01:29These immigrants are not coming here to mow your lawn, trim your trees, rake your leaves,
01:35clean your house, care for your babies, bust your tables, wash your cars, paint your houses,
01:41build your fences, install your roofs, drywall, plumbing, or electric.
01:44For your sake, they are coming to kill you.
01:48Hell yeah, man.
01:49Kazakhstan is very angry by this movie film and will not show it in either of our two cinemas.
01:56We ask you, please, for the sake of distance and humanity, join in our boycott.
02:01We urge you, do not watch this movie film.
02:07Jinkly!
