00:00I'm a Hungarian-
00:01I have multiple allegiances.
00:01I'm a Hungarian immigrant with an eating disorder.
00:04I came to this country 170 pounds,
00:07which is a good weight where I'm from,
00:08a strong weight of a man.
00:10But since getting here, the food has been very delicious.
00:12I eat and eat and eat.
00:13My mother tells me I am like the Kis Gombok,
00:16which if you're not familiar,
00:17is a popular figure from Hungarian mythology.
00:20In Hungary, it is common to store leftover pig parts
00:23in their intestines,
00:24making a sort of satchel for further eating.
00:26The Kis Gombok is the pig intestine that comes alive,
00:30eating everything in its path,
00:32getting bigger and bigger as more of the village is consumed,
00:35until a pig shepherd is also eaten,
00:37who slashes it from the inside of this trusty blade,
00:41freeing the village who dance and celebrating.
00:44Either way, I am now weighing 247 pounds.
00:48I sent shirtless picture to my mother
00:50to prove how well I am doing in America,
00:52and she calls me the Kis Gombok,
00:54telling me she'd love to suck all my rich milk in it.
01:01It's the right thing.
01:03This is so good.
01:05I'll tell you what, the semen retention
01:06is going to be hard after this one.
01:07This is amazing.
01:09That is a poor scenario if I've ever heard one.
01:11She tells me in jest that she wants to crawl inside my cavity
01:15and sit in my belly like I once did in hers,
01:17feeding for my American goodies like the parasite I once was.
01:20Only my mother is very old,
01:22and she tells me she wants to die in my belly,
01:24for as the old Hungarian saying goes,
01:27better to be stillborn in America
01:28than to live a whole life in Hungary.
01:30That's okay.
01:31That's fucking terrible!
