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Ryan Collins has secretly loved her best friend, football prodigy Carsen Blake, for years. When he finally confesses his feelings, she thinks her dream has come true. ❤️ But just three weeks later, a positive pregnancy test changes everything. Afraid of ruining his NFL dream, Ryan kisses another man right in front of him. Can one heartbreaking lie destroy their love forever?
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Ryan Collins has secretly loved her best friend, football prodigy Carsen Blake, for years. When he finally confesses his feelings, she thinks her dream has come true. ❤️ But just three weeks later, a positive pregnancy test changes everything. Afraid of ruining his NFL dream, Ryan kisses another man right in front of him. Can one heartbreaking lie destroy their love forever?
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00:00:00You
00:00:06That night you said we were best friends
00:00:11But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that. There's no doubt
00:00:16No question in my mind
00:00:20Except for one
00:00:22Oh
00:00:23Will you marry me Ryan Collins?
00:00:33Guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down. I'm so sorry Carson. You're my best friend
00:00:42That's why I'm doing this
00:00:59Come on let me in please. Carson? Drunk on a Monday night?
00:01:06God, seriously, what do you want?
00:01:19What the hell? Put that away. I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:01:27Carson, baby, where are you?
00:01:30Jolly horse, Jolly horse
00:01:37Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend, you know, that's actually for like
00:01:43life-or-death situations
00:01:45Ex-girlfriend and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and then she freaking ambushed on me
00:01:50You know how I get when we don't fuck
00:01:57Open this door now. Do not keep your girlfriend waiting
00:02:06Are you harsh you grinding on me? It's nothing
00:02:15Grinding who's grinding
00:02:20Can you hear us go away, please?
00:02:22Open the door now or I swear to god I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up
00:02:33Hi Lily
00:02:35My boyfriend better not be in your cave you nasty little troll
00:02:39I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here
00:02:42Uh, he's, he's oral, oh, oh, over, over at his house
00:02:47Are you having a stroke?
00:02:50Why so nervous, Collins?
00:02:52Could it be that you
00:02:55Um, uh, I was talking to him on, on FaceTime and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you, you
00:03:03heard him
00:03:03Uh, he was saying how he can't, he can't wait to have, have this, have sex, have, um, have sex
00:03:11with you
00:03:12Glad you know your place, bitch
00:03:17I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you
00:03:24You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on
00:03:28Or under, I mean
00:03:30Get out, get out, get out
00:03:35Uh, you know, I still don't know why
00:03:40Since when have I your best friend of a million years ever made you nervous
00:03:45You barely made it through that
00:03:50Hey, that's my, I put my, I put my belt on that
00:03:54I, I, just, put this on
00:04:03Damn, I got this
00:04:05Damn, he looks hot in those
00:04:09Well, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:04:12You're welcome
00:04:13Yes, you're amazing
00:04:15Up top
00:04:23Oh god, I, I, I can't believe I just saw my first penis
00:04:29And it's yours
00:04:32Thoughts?
00:04:33Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down on your penis
00:04:36Carson, did you, did you really just say that?
00:04:40Ryan
00:04:42Come on, answer
00:04:45Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either
00:04:48It, it's
00:04:51It's leave
00:04:52You need to leave
00:04:55It's nice and you need to leave
00:04:58So you think it's nice
00:05:00Ryan Collins, that is bold
00:05:04You just admitted that my penis is nice
00:05:06Shut up
00:05:06Thank you
00:05:09So, just to be clear
00:05:11You want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice
00:05:18Oh god
00:05:52Oh, of course I guess, we, we, we can't
00:05:56Why not?
00:05:58Because you're, you're, you're a little drunk
00:06:00And you're hiding from your evil, psycho, baby, ex-girlfriend
00:06:05And you're a big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend
00:06:08And there's no way that you seriously want me
00:06:10I like you, Collins
00:06:13And I'm very serious about how much I like you
00:06:16Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:06:21There was something more?
00:06:23Only every day since I was seven
00:06:27I've even thought about him being my first
00:06:30But I never thought it could actually happen
00:06:32Maybe
00:06:48Holy shit, Collins
00:06:51I can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:07:06I've never done this before
00:07:08I know
00:07:12I promise
00:07:13I'll take care of you
00:07:13I told you that I'm not that tight
00:07:20Don't wanna waste some pride
00:07:23Make it for one more chance
00:07:26Yeah
00:07:27Oh, you got carried away
00:07:28Ooh, you made me to say
00:07:31Even this one break with space
00:07:33To stay in your place
00:07:40Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:07:49How'd you run to practice?
00:07:50Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:07:58I've loved Carson as long as I can remember
00:08:03Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:08:06After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:08:10If he wants something more
00:08:11He's probably gonna ask now
00:08:24So
00:08:26About last night
00:08:28Oh god
00:08:29Does he regret it?
00:08:31Uh, yeah
00:08:32About
00:08:33Last night
00:08:34Look, if
00:08:35If you think it was a mistake
00:08:37I
00:08:37A mistake?
00:08:39Collins, you can never be an explicit
00:08:41Well, you were
00:08:42You were really drunk
00:08:43And it's probably obvious that I've
00:08:46Liked you forever
00:08:47And I just
00:08:48I didn't know if you want to be more than
00:08:49I won't be more than friends
00:08:53What didn't you just say?
00:08:55I said I want to be more than friends
00:08:58Unlike you
00:09:00Collins
00:09:00For real
00:09:03I like you too, Carson
00:09:04I just
00:09:06What if this changes things between us?
00:09:09I don't want to lose my best friend
00:09:12Well
00:09:13Look, we've still got a few months since I leave
00:09:16Okay
00:09:18We can take a slow
00:09:35I've wanted him since forever
00:09:37And now he's finally mine
00:09:42So what?
00:09:43You're period three weeks late
00:09:44And you've been throwing up every day
00:09:46That doesn't mean jack squat
00:09:52Positive
00:09:57How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:10:02I don't know
00:10:03But you have to, right?
00:10:05He's leaving soon
00:10:23I never really thought that you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:10:32Yeah
00:10:35I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:10:37But at my going away party
00:10:39I'm going to finally ask her
00:10:41She needs to know how bad I want this
00:10:51Watch it, Aggo
00:10:53You can't even walk straight
00:10:59No
00:11:06Oh my god
00:11:08Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:11:11Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:11:14Pregnant?
00:11:14Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:11:17Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:11:21Give that back!
00:11:22I will
00:11:22When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:11:25I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:11:27Her ex?
00:11:29She would kill me
00:11:33Oh my god
00:11:35You don't even remember?
00:11:36You're such a slut
00:11:37Ew
00:11:39I'm going to call you
00:11:40Ghana Ryan
00:11:43Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish
00:11:46That's one test you'll actually pass
00:11:50For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:11:54But probably has the body count of a stripper
00:11:56You've got some nerve
00:11:57Expose her, Lily
00:11:59Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:12:08Not much
00:12:09Oh, but don't worry
00:12:11Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:12:14Ew
00:12:15So trashy
00:12:18Are you crying?
00:12:20Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:12:23Well, newsflash
00:12:24He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:12:27What?
00:12:28No
00:12:29No, no
00:12:30He's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:12:32Oh
00:12:33You don't know?
00:12:34He's training with the NFL champions
00:12:36He's going to be gone the whole fall semester
00:12:39And the whole summer
00:12:40I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:12:43She just sucks up all the air
00:12:44Daddy
00:12:46The whole summer?
00:12:47Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:12:52Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:12:54Yeah
00:12:54Have you seen NFL wags?
00:12:56Perfect tits, perfect tens
00:12:58You're already bloating
00:13:00Oh my god
00:13:00Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:13:05Just drop out, Ryan
00:13:07That was so good
00:13:10Carson
00:13:12You're going off to practice with NFL players
00:13:15And here I am
00:13:22Lily's right
00:13:23If I distract Carson with this baby
00:13:25I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:13:29I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:13:36Your father can never find out about you
00:13:41He needs to leave and never come back
00:13:44Woo
00:13:46Come on
00:13:47Let's go
00:13:50To Carson
00:13:54The youngest player in history to train with NFL team
00:13:58Really?
00:14:00Your career is like set, man
00:14:02How does it feel?
00:14:03Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:14:14But I also owe this win
00:14:16To my best friend
00:14:19Ryan Collins
00:14:20Yes
00:14:21You've stood by my side since we were kids
00:14:24For every win
00:14:26Every loss
00:14:28Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:14:33Carson
00:14:35Carson
00:14:37What happened?
00:14:39What happened?
00:14:39Talk to me
00:14:40It's me
00:14:43I freaking had one job
00:14:45To throw the ball
00:14:47And I blew it
00:14:50Everybody was counting on me and I blew it
00:14:53I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:14:54No
00:14:56No
00:14:56Hey, breathe
00:14:57Carson
00:14:58Breathe
00:14:59Okay?
00:15:00You're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:15:03You are perfect
00:15:0699% of the time
00:15:08On
00:15:10And off
00:15:11Field
00:15:17You're not embarrassed?
00:15:20Everybody's gonna ignore me
00:15:21I blew the homecoming game
00:15:23You're my best friend, stupid
00:15:25I mean, yeah, sure
00:15:26You're gonna make it to the NFL one day
00:15:29But I'd still be best friends with you
00:15:31Even if you were the waterboy
00:15:42That night
00:15:44You said we were best friends
00:15:47But Ryan, I wanna be so much more than that
00:15:50There's no doubt
00:15:52No question in my mind
00:15:55Well
00:15:56Except for one
00:15:58Oh shit
00:16:03Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:16:08Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:16:13I'm so sorry, Carson
00:16:15You're my best friend
00:16:18That's why I'm doing this
00:16:30Ryan, what the hell?
00:16:32I thought you liked me
00:16:34I thought you wanted this
00:16:35You thought wrong
00:16:37I could never be with a loser like you
00:16:38That's bullshit
00:16:41I've known you since we were seven
00:16:42I know when you're lying
00:16:44You don't know me
00:16:45I want to be with a real star
00:16:48That's Jonah
00:16:50You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:16:56I can see that
00:16:58You know, I thought you cared about me
00:17:01I guess I had your back room
00:17:04Wow
00:17:06I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
00:17:09Nah
00:17:11Where were we?
00:17:13Whoa!
00:17:14What the fuck?
00:17:16Wait a minute
00:17:17Are the rumors true?
00:17:19Are you actually pregnant?
00:17:22You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:17:25You trashy, psycho bitch
00:17:28Carson's dodged a bomb
00:17:34That day
00:17:36My final act of love for my best friend
00:17:39Was convincing him I hated him
00:17:42So he'd never come looking for me again
00:17:45But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
00:18:15Carson, Carson!
00:18:18Carson!
00:18:19led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years and now every
00:18:23college in the nation wants you on their team. Where are you going? Georgia?
00:18:27Oregon? Boise? Texas? Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this! Please hold. Okay, oh you
00:18:38need a diaper. Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good
00:18:52for Charlie to see your dad? For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:18:58Got it? Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday? You haven't slept in like four months.
00:19:03I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med
00:19:08degree. And you're not afraid of seeing you know who? Carson? No, no way. It's my guts.
00:19:16He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season. There's no way
00:19:21that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff. Actually, I'll be going back
00:19:28to my roots. I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:19:39If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine. You won't be if you make me drink alone
00:19:44tonight. Oh, shut up!
00:19:48You're going to be drinking alone regardless. Babies can't drink tequila, remember? Come
00:19:53on, you're still a milk. And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to
00:19:57have fun with me. Where else? Okay, fine. I'll stay. Only to watch over your drunk-ass chicken.
00:20:05Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties? Why don't you go home and breastfeed
00:20:11your little brat? She might shed a few pounds. So you still don't have any hobbies, Lily?
00:20:17Oh, like you do? Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing? He dodged a bullet. You're really
00:20:23pudgy. You looked like my mom before she started her diet. Leave her alone. You know, I heard
00:20:29the most interesting rumor today. I heard that someone very important is transferring back
00:20:34for his senior year. In fact, I think he's here now. Hope you don't embarrass yourself,
00:20:42mama. Who's here?
00:20:45Who's here?
00:21:09Hey! Oh my god, Freddy Krueger! I was going to make fun of your saggy-ass breasts, but this
00:21:18is so much grosser. Let go of my skirt! Or what? Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome
00:21:26new party train? Who wants to see a human cow get milked? Oh my god, she's actually leaking
00:21:43milk! Gross! Who wants to see Ryan's nasty-ass cow trick again? Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
00:21:53Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
00:22:03Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:22:09Collins?
00:22:17Is that what I think it is?
00:22:33That night, you said we were best friends. But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:22:40There's no doubt, no question in my mind. Well, except for one.
00:22:48Oh, shit.
00:22:53Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:22:59Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:23:04I'm so sorry, Carson. You're my best friend. That's why I'm doing this.
00:23:12Oh!
00:23:13Oh!
00:23:25Collins, let me in, please!
00:23:27Carson? Drunk on a Monday night?
00:23:32God. Seriously, what do you want?
00:23:45What the hell? Put that away! I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
00:23:53Carson, baby, where are you?
00:23:56Tallyhorse, Tallyhorse.
00:23:58Tallyhorse, Tallyhorse.
00:23:59No, okay. No, don't!
00:24:04Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:24:08You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:24:11Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed on me.
00:24:16You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:24:23Open this door now! Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:24:34Are you... harsh?
00:24:37You grinding on me is nothing.
00:24:41Grinding? Who's grinding?
00:24:47Can you hear us go away, please?
00:24:49Open the door now!
00:24:50Or I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:25:00Hi, Lily.
00:25:02My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:25:05I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:25:08Uh, he's... he's oral... over... over at his house.
00:25:14Are you having a stroke?
00:25:16Why so nervous, Collins?
00:25:18Could it be that... you...
00:25:22Um, uh...
00:25:23I was talking to him on... on FaceTime!
00:25:25And it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you... you heard him.
00:25:30He... was saying how he can't... he can't wait to have... have this... have sex... have... have sex with you!
00:25:39Glad you know your place, bitch!
00:25:43Hmm...
00:25:44I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:25:50You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on... or under, I mean.
00:25:57Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
00:26:05You know, I still don't know why you...
00:26:07Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:26:11You barely made it through that.
00:26:16Hey! That's my... I put my... I put my belt on that!
00:26:20I... I... just... put this on!
00:26:30Damn, I've gotten this.
00:26:31Damn, he looks... hot in those.
00:26:35Well, it, uh... it worked! Didn't it? You're welcome.
00:26:39Yes, you're amazing.
00:26:41Up top.
00:26:50Oh, God, I... I can't believe I just... saw my... first... penis... and it's... yours!
00:26:57Ugh!
00:26:58Thoughts?
00:27:00Because, personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your bed.
00:27:03Carson! Did you... did you really just... say that?
00:27:07Ryan...
00:27:08Come on, an answer.
00:27:10Or...
00:27:11Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
00:27:15It... it's...
00:27:17It's... leave, and you need to... nice.
00:27:22It's... nice, and you need to leave.
00:27:24So you think it's nice?
00:27:27Ryan Collins, that is bold!
00:27:30You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:27:32Shut up.
00:27:35So, just to be clear...
00:27:37You want me to leave, even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:27:45You want me to leave?
00:27:53This...
00:27:53is...
00:27:53Yes.
00:27:56You...
00:27:59May I?
00:28:19Of course, Anders, we can't.
00:28:23Why not?
00:28:24Because you're a little drunk.
00:28:26And you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend.
00:28:31And you're a big football star.
00:28:33And I'm just your dorky best friend.
00:28:34And there's no way that you seriously want me.
00:28:37I like you, Gons.
00:28:39And I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:28:43Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
00:28:47There was something more?
00:28:50Only every day since I was seven.
00:28:53I've even thought about him being my first.
00:28:56But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:28:59Maybe.
00:29:14Holy shit, Gons.
00:29:17I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:29:32I've never done this before.
00:29:35I know.
00:29:38I promise I'll take care of you.
00:29:41I told you that I'm not that tight.
00:30:06Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:30:15How'd you run to practice?
00:30:17Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:30:24I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:30:29Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:30:32After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:30:36If you want something more, he's probably going to ask now.
00:30:40I don't know.
00:30:52So, about last night?
00:30:54Oh, God.
00:30:56Does he regret it?
00:30:58Yeah, about last night.
00:31:00Look, if you think it was a mistake, I...
00:31:04Mistake?
00:31:06Gons, you can never be a mistake.
00:31:08Well, you were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
00:31:14I didn't know if you want to be more than...
00:31:19What did you just say?
00:31:21I said I want to be more than friends.
00:31:24I like you.
00:31:26Gons.
00:31:27For real.
00:31:29I like you too, Gors.
00:31:31I just...
00:31:32What if this changes things between us?
00:31:36I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:31:38I won't.
00:31:39Look, we've still got a few months, and it's always...
00:31:42Okay?
00:31:44We can take it slow.
00:32:01I've wanted him since forever, and now he's finally mine.
00:32:08So what?
00:32:09Your period's three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:32:12That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:32:18Positive.
00:32:23How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:32:28I don't know.
00:32:30But you have to, right?
00:32:31He's leaving soon.
00:32:45Dude, it's so obvious that you're with for Ryan.
00:32:49Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:32:53You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:32:58Yeah.
00:33:01I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
00:33:05I'm going to finally ask her.
00:33:07She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:33:18Watch it, Aggo.
00:33:19Ugh, you can't even walk straight.
00:33:25No.
00:33:27Ow!
00:33:32Oh, my God.
00:33:34Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:33:38Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:33:40Pregnant?
00:33:41Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:33:43Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:33:47Give that back!
00:33:48I will.
00:33:49When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
00:33:51I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:33:54Her ex?
00:33:55She would kill me.
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:01You don't even remember?
00:34:02You're such a slut.
00:34:04Ew.
00:34:05I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
00:34:09Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:34:12That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:34:17For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:34:20but probably has the body count of a stripper,
00:34:22you've got some nerve.
00:34:24Expose her, Lily.
00:34:25Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:34:30Ow!
00:34:32Hmm.
00:34:34Not much.
00:34:36Oh, but don't worry.
00:34:38Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:34:41Ew.
00:34:41So trashy.
00:34:44Aw, are you crying?
00:34:46Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:34:49Well, newsflash.
00:34:50He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:34:54What?
00:34:54No.
00:34:55No, no.
00:34:56He's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:34:58Oh.
00:34:59You don't know.
00:35:00He's training with the NFL champions.
00:35:02He's going to be gone the whole fall semester
00:35:05and the whole summer.
00:35:07I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:35:09She just sucks up all the air.
00:35:11Daddy.
00:35:12The whole summer?
00:35:13Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:35:19Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21Have you seen NFL wags?
00:35:22Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:35:25You're already bloating.
00:35:26Oh my god.
00:35:27Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:35:31Just drop out, Ryan.
00:35:37Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
00:35:48Love is bright.
00:35:49If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
00:35:55of being.
00:35:56I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:36:02Your father can never find out about you.
00:36:07He needs to leave and never come back.
00:36:17To Carson.
00:36:21The youngest player in history to train with NFL team.
00:36:26Your career is like set, man.
00:36:28How does it feel?
00:36:30Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:36:32All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:36:36Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:36:40But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:36:47Yes.
00:36:47You've stood by my side since we were kids.
00:36:50For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:36:59Carson.
00:37:01Carson.
00:37:03What happened?
00:37:05Talk to me.
00:37:06Sleep.
00:37:09I freaking had one job.
00:37:12To throw the ball.
00:37:13And I blew it.
00:37:16Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
00:37:19I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:37:22No, hey, breathe, Carson.
00:37:24Breathe.
00:37:25Okay?
00:37:26You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:37:30You are perfect.
00:37:31Perfect.
00:37:3299% of the time.
00:37:35On and off the field.
00:37:43You're not embarrassed?
00:37:46Everybody's going to bore me.
00:37:47I blew the homecoming game.
00:37:49You're my best friend, stupid.
00:37:52I mean, yeah, sure, you're going to make it to the NFL one day, but I'd still be best friends
00:37:57with you, even if you were the water boy.
00:38:08That night, you said we were best friends.
00:38:13But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:38:16There's no doubt.
00:38:18There's no doubt.
00:38:18No question in my mind.
00:38:21Well, except for one.
00:38:25Oh, shit.
00:38:29Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:38:35Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:38:39I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:38:42You're my best friend.
00:38:44That's why I'm doing this.
00:38:56Ryan, what the hell?
00:38:58I thought you liked me.
00:39:00I thought you wanted this.
00:39:02You thought wrong.
00:39:03I could never be with a loser like you.
00:39:05That's bullshit.
00:39:07I've known you since we were seven.
00:39:09I know when you're lying.
00:39:10You don't know me.
00:39:12I want to be with a real star.
00:39:14That's Jonah.
00:39:16You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:39:23I can see that.
00:39:24You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:39:27I guess I had your back room.
00:39:30Wow.
00:39:32I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:39:36Nah.
00:39:37Where were we?
00:39:39Whoa!
00:39:40Whoa, what the fuck?
00:39:42Wait a minute.
00:39:43Are the rumors true?
00:39:45Are you actually pregnant?
00:39:49You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:39:51You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:39:54Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:40:00That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him, so he'd never
00:40:10come looking for me again.
00:40:11But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:40:42Carson!
00:40:43Carson!
00:40:44Carson!
00:40:45led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years and now every
00:40:49college in the nation wants you on their team. Where are you going? Georgia?
00:40:54Oregon? Boise? Texas? Ryan? Ryan, you need to come look at this! Please hold. Okay, oh you
00:41:04need a diaper. Hey, I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms but
00:41:18isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad? For all? She'll know. I found her dad at a
00:41:23random sperm bank. Got it? Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday? You
00:41:28haven't slept in like four months. I can't give Charlie the life she deserves
00:41:31working a minimum wage job. I need to get my pre-med degree. And you're not
00:41:35afraid of seeing you know who? Carson? No, no way. It's my guts. He's gotten an offer
00:41:43from every single Big Ten school for his senior season. There's no way that he'd
00:41:49come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff. Actually, I'll be going back
00:41:54to my roots. I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North
00:41:58Cardiff.
00:42:05I didn't put that away. Your baby is fine. You won't be if you make me drink alone
00:42:10tonight. Oh, stop! You're gonna be drinking alone regardless. The babies can't drink
00:42:18tequila, remember? Come on, you're still a milk. And you haven't gone out since
00:42:22Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me. Where else? Okay, fine. I'll stay.
00:42:27You only need to watch over your drunk ass. Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit
00:42:33at frat parties? Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:42:39She might shed a few pounds. I see you still don't have any hobbies,
00:42:43easily. Oh, like you do? Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:42:47He dodged a bullet. You're really pudgy. You looked like my mom before she started
00:42:52her diet. Leave her alone. You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today. I heard that
00:42:58someone very important is transferring back for his senior year. In fact...
00:43:04I think he's here now. Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama. Who's here?
00:43:35Hey! Oh my god, Freddy Krueger! I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this
00:43:44is so much grosser. Let go of my skirt. Or what? Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome
00:43:52new party train? Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:44:06Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk! Gross! Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick
00:44:14again? Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow! Milk that cow!
00:44:29Oh my god, Carson! He can't find out I had his child like this!
00:44:43Collins? Is that what I think it is?
00:44:59That night
00:45:01You said we were best friends
00:45:03But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
00:45:07There's no doubt
00:45:09No question in my mind
00:45:13Except for one
00:45:19Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:45:25Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:45:30I'm so sorry, Carson
00:45:32You're my best friend
00:45:35That's why I'm doing this
00:45:38Oh!
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:51Mollins, let me in, please!
00:45:53Carson?
00:45:54Drunk on a Monday night?
00:45:56Oh, God
00:45:59Seriously, what do you want?
00:46:12What the hell?
00:46:14Put that away!
00:46:16I don't want to see my best friends
00:46:18You know
00:46:18What?
00:46:19Carson, baby
00:46:21Where are you?
00:46:23Callie horse, callie horse
00:46:30Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:46:35You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations
00:46:37Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious
00:46:40We're going to strip your apartment
00:46:41And she freaking ambushed on me
00:46:42You know how I get when we don't fuck
00:46:49Open this door now
00:46:51Do not keep your girlfriend waiting
00:46:53Are you... harsh?
00:47:03You grinding on me is nothing
00:47:06Grinding?
00:47:08Who's grinding?
00:47:09Grinding?
00:47:13Yeah, let's go away, please
00:47:15Open the door now
00:47:17Or I swear to God
00:47:18I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up
00:47:26Hi, Lily
00:47:28My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll
00:47:31I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here
00:47:34Uh, he's...
00:47:36He's oral...
00:47:38Over...
00:47:39Over at his house
00:47:40Are you having a stroke?
00:47:42Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:47:44Could it be that you...
00:47:47Um, uh...
00:47:49I was talking to him on FaceTime
00:47:52And it was on speakerphone
00:47:53That's probably why you heard him
00:47:56He was saying how he can't wait to have sex
00:48:02Have sex with you
00:48:05Glad you know your place, bitch
00:48:10I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you
00:48:17You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of allowing on
00:48:21Or under, I mean
00:48:23Get out, get out, get out, get out
00:48:25Get out, get out, get out
00:48:26Get out, get out, get out
00:48:28Get out, get out
00:48:29Get out, get out
00:48:29Get out, get out
00:48:30Get out, get out
00:48:31You know, I still don't know why you...
00:48:33Since when have I, your best friend of a million years ever made you nervous?
00:48:37You barely made it through that
00:48:40You barely made it through that
00:48:42Hey!
00:48:43That's my...
00:48:44I put my...
00:48:44I put my belt on that
00:48:46I...
00:48:47I...
00:48:48Put this on
00:48:56Damn, I've gotten this
00:48:57Damn, he looks hot in those
00:49:02Well, and uh...
00:49:03It worked!
00:49:04Didn't it?
00:49:05You're welcome
00:49:06Yes, you're amazing
00:49:07Up top
00:49:16Oh god, I...
00:49:17I can't believe I just saw my first penis
00:49:21And it's yours
00:49:23Ugh
00:49:24Thoughts?
00:49:26Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants
00:49:29Carson, I...
00:49:30Did you...
00:49:31Did you really just...
00:49:32Say that?
00:49:34Ryan...
00:49:34Come on...
00:49:35Answer
00:49:37Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either
00:49:40It...
00:49:41It's...
00:49:43It's...
00:49:44Leave...
00:49:44You need to...
00:49:48It's...
00:49:48Nice...
00:49:49And you need to leave
00:49:50So you think it's nice?
00:49:53Ryan Collins, that is bold
00:49:56You just admitted that my penis is nice
00:49:58Shut up
00:49:59Like me
00:50:02So...
00:50:02Just to be clear
00:50:03You want me to leave
00:50:05Even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:50:09What the...
00:50:11Oh god
00:50:12Oh god
00:50:15Oh god
00:50:44Please...
00:50:45Of course I just...
00:50:47We...
00:50:48We...
00:50:48We can't...
00:50:49Why not?
00:50:50Because you're...
00:50:51You're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a big football star
00:50:59and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me
00:51:03I like you...
00:51:04I like you...
00:51:33I'm a man
00:51:33I'm...
00:51:33I am...
00:51:34Superstar
00:51:35You were...
00:51:36Never...
00:51:38The one...
00:51:39The one...
00:51:41Holy shit...
00:51:42Alex
00:51:43I can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:51:58I've never done this before
00:52:01I know
00:52:05I promise I'll take care of you
00:52:32Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:52:41Had to run to practice
00:52:43Come find me on the field later tonight
00:52:51I've loved Carson as long as I can remember
00:52:55Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:52:58After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:53:02If he wants something more, he's probably going to ask now
00:53:19So, about last night
00:53:20Oh God, does he regret it?
00:53:24Yeah, about last night
00:53:26Look, if you think it was a mistake
00:53:30A mistake?
00:53:32Oh, so you can never be an exclimate
00:53:34Well, you were really drunk
00:53:36And it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever
00:53:39And I just
00:53:40I didn't know if you want to be more than
00:53:42I want to be more than friends
00:53:46What did you just say?
00:53:48I said I want to be more than friends
00:53:51I like you
00:53:52Carlos
00:53:53For real
00:53:55I like you too, Carlos
00:53:57I just
00:53:59What if this changes things between us?
00:54:02I don't want to lose my best friend
00:54:04I won't
00:54:06Look, we've still got a few months
00:54:07It was always
00:54:09Okay
00:54:10We can take it slow
00:54:27I've wanted him since forever
00:54:29And now he's finally mine
00:54:34So what, your period three weeks late
00:54:36And you've been throwing up every day
00:54:38That doesn't mean jack squat
00:54:44Positive
00:54:49How am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:54:52That I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:54:55I don't know
00:54:56But you have to, right?
00:54:57He's leaving soon
00:55:12Dude
00:55:13It's so obvious that you're with for Ryan
00:55:15Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man
00:55:19You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:55:25Yeah
00:55:28I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:55:29But at my going away party
00:55:31I'm gonna finally ask her
00:55:33She needs to know how bad I want this
00:55:44Watch it, uh, go
00:55:45You can't even walk straight
00:55:52No
00:55:53Ow
00:55:55Ow
00:55:58Oh my god
00:56:00Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:56:03Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:56:06Pregnant?
00:56:07Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:56:09Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:56:13Give that back!
00:56:14I will
00:56:15When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:56:17I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:56:20Her ex
00:56:21She would kill me
00:56:26Oh my god
00:56:27You don't even remember?
00:56:29You're such a slut
00:56:30Ew
00:56:31I'm gonna call you
00:56:33Ghana Ryan
00:56:35Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish
00:56:38That's one test you'll actually pass
00:56:43For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:56:46But probably has the body count of a stripper
00:56:48You've got some nerve
00:56:50Expose her, Lily
00:56:51Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:57:01Not much
00:57:02Oh, but don't worry
00:57:03Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:57:07Ew
00:57:07So trashy
00:57:10Aw, are you crying?
00:57:12Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:57:15Well, newsflash
00:57:17He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:57:20What?
00:57:20No
00:57:21No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:57:24Oh
00:57:25You don't know
00:57:26He's training with the NFL champions
00:57:28He's gonna be gone
00:57:30The whole fall semester
00:57:31And the whole summer
00:57:33I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:57:35She just sucks up all the air
00:57:37Daddy
00:57:38The whole summer?
00:57:40Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:57:44Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:57:47Yeah
00:57:47Have you seen NFL wags?
00:57:49Perfect tits, perfect tens
00:57:51You're already bloating
00:57:52Oh my god
00:57:53Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:57:58Just drop out, Brian
00:58:02That was so good
00:58:03Carson
00:58:05You're going off to practice with NFL players
00:58:07And here I am
00:58:15Lovely's right
00:58:15If I distract Carson with this baby
00:58:17I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:58:22I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:58:28Your father can never find out about you
00:58:33He needs to leave and never come back
00:58:37Woo!
00:58:39Come on!
00:58:40Let's go
00:58:43To Carson
00:58:46The youngest player in history to train with NFL teams
00:58:52Your career is like set man
00:58:54How does it feel?
00:58:56Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:58:59All right, all right, all right, all right
00:59:02Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team
00:59:07But I also owe this win
00:59:08To my best friend
00:59:12Brian Collins
00:59:13Yes
00:59:13You've stood by my side since we were kids
00:59:16For every win
00:59:18Every loss
00:59:21Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:59:25Carson
00:59:28Carson, hey
00:59:29What happened?
00:59:31Talk to me
00:59:32It's me
00:59:35I freaking had one job
00:59:38To throw the ball
00:59:39And I blew it
00:59:43Everybody's counting on me and I blew it
00:59:45I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:59:48No, hey, breathe
00:59:49Carson, breathe
00:59:51Okay
00:59:52You're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:59:56You are perfect
00:59:5999% of the time
01:00:01On
01:00:03And
01:00:03Off
01:00:04Field
01:00:10You're not embarrassed
01:00:13Everybody's going to ignore me
01:00:14I blew the homecoming game
01:00:15You're my best friend, stupid
01:00:17I mean, yeah, sure
01:00:19You're going to make it to the NFL one day
01:00:21But I'd still be best friends with you
01:00:24Even if you were the water boy
01:00:34That night
01:00:36You said we were best friends
01:00:39But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
01:00:42There's no doubt
01:00:45No question in my mind
01:00:47Well
01:00:49Except for one
01:00:51Oh
01:00:55Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:01:01Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
01:01:05I'm so sorry, Carson
01:01:08You're my best friend
01:01:10That's why I'm doing this
01:01:14Oh
01:01:22Ryan, what the hell
01:01:24I thought you liked me
01:01:27I thought you wanted this
01:01:28You thought wrong
01:01:29I could never be with a loser like you
01:01:31That's bullshit
01:01:33I've known you since we were seven
01:01:35I know when you're lying
01:01:37You don't know me
01:01:38I want to be with a real star
01:01:40That's, that's Jonah
01:01:43You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
01:01:49I can see that
01:01:50You know, I thought you cared about me
01:01:53I guess I had your background
01:01:56Wow
01:01:59I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
01:02:02Nah
01:02:02Where were we?
01:02:05Whoa
01:02:06Whoa
01:02:07What the fuck?
01:02:09Wait a minute
01:02:09Are the rumors true?
01:02:11Are you actually pregnant?
01:02:14Ugh
01:02:15You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
01:02:17You trashy, psycho bitch
01:02:20Carson's dodged a bomb
01:02:27That day
01:02:28My final act of love
01:02:30For my best friend
01:02:31Was convincing him
01:02:33I hated him
01:02:34So he'd never come looking for me again
01:02:37But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
01:03:08Carson
01:03:09Carson
01:03:11You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years
01:03:15And now every college in the nation wants you on their team
01:03:17Where are you going?
01:03:19Georgia?
01:03:20Oregon?
01:03:21Boise?
01:03:21Texas?
01:03:23Ryan?
01:03:25Ryan, you need to come look at this
01:03:26Please hold
01:03:28Okay
01:03:30Ugh, you need a diaper
01:03:40Hey
01:03:41I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms
01:03:44But isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
01:03:46For all?
01:03:47She'll know
01:03:47I found her dad at a random sperm bank
01:03:50Got it?
01:03:52Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:03:53You haven't slept in like four months
01:03:55I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job
01:03:59I need to get my pre-med degree
01:04:01And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
01:04:03Carson?
01:04:05No
01:04:06No way
01:04:07It's my guts
01:04:08He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season
01:04:13And there's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle-of-nowhere North Cardiff
01:04:19Actually, I'll be going back to my roots
01:04:22I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff
01:04:25If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine
01:04:34But you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
01:04:37Oh, shut up!
01:04:40You're gonna be drinking alone regardless
01:04:43Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:04:46Come on, you're still a milk
01:04:47And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born
01:04:49So you have to have fun with me
01:04:50Where else?
01:04:52Okay, fine
01:04:52I'll stay
01:04:54Only to watch over your drunk ass
01:04:57Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:05:02Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:05:06She might shed a few pounds
01:05:07I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily
01:05:09Oh, like you do?
01:05:11Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing
01:05:13He dodged a bullet
01:05:14You're really pudgy
01:05:16You looked like my mom before she started her diet
01:05:19Leave her alone
01:05:21You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today
01:05:23I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
01:05:28In fact, I think he's here now
01:05:32Hope you don't embarrass yourself, Mama
01:05:36Who's here?
01:05:39Wait, wait, wait
01:05:51Let me see your mom's first
01:05:51Hot
01:05:51Hot
01:05:51Hot
01:05:51Hot
01:05:53Hot
01:05:53Hot
01:05:53Hot
01:05:55Hot
01:05:55Hotwhat
01:06:01Hey!
01:06:02Hey, oh my God, Freddy Krueger.
01:06:07I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts, but this is so much grosser.
01:06:12Let go of my skirt.
01:06:13Or what?
01:06:15Hey, everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party tree?
01:06:23Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
01:06:32Oh, my God, she's actually leaking milk.
01:06:37Gross.
01:06:38Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
01:06:41Milk that cow.
01:06:43Milk that cow.
01:06:45Milk that cow.
01:06:47Milk that cow.
01:06:53Oh, my God.
01:06:57Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
01:07:01Collins?
01:07:10Is that what I think it is?
01:07:25That night, you said we were best friends.
01:07:30But, Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
01:07:33There's no doubt.
01:07:35No question in my mind.
01:07:39Well, except for one.
01:07:41Oh, shit.
01:07:46Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:07:51Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
01:07:56I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:07:59You're my best friend.
01:08:01That's why I'm doing this.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:17Collins, let me in.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:19Carson?
01:08:20Drunk on a Monday night?
01:08:23Oh, God.
01:08:25Seriously, what do you want?
01:08:38What?
01:08:39What the hell?
01:08:41Put that away.
01:08:42I don't want to see my best friends.
01:08:44You know what?
01:08:46Carson, baby.
01:08:48Where are you?
01:08:49Jolly horse, jolly horse.
01:08:51You don't.
01:08:52Okay.
01:08:53Don't.
01:08:56Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
01:09:01You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
01:09:04Ex-girlfriend.
01:09:05And this is serious.
01:09:06We're playing strip your opponent.
01:09:07She freaking ambushed me.
01:09:08You know how I get when we don't fuck.
01:09:15Open this door now.
01:09:17Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
01:09:20Oh.
01:09:25Are you harsh?
01:09:29You grinding on me is nothing.
01:09:32Grinding?
01:09:34Who's grinding?
01:09:39Yeah, let's go away, please.
01:09:41Open the door now.
01:09:43I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up.
01:09:52Hi, Lily.
01:09:54My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
01:09:58I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
01:10:01Uh, he's...
01:10:02He's oral...
01:10:05Over...
01:10:05Over at his house.
01:10:07Are you having a stroke?
01:10:08Why so nervous, Collins?
01:10:11Could it be that you...
01:10:14Um, uh...
01:10:15I was talking to him on FaceTime.
01:10:18And it was on speakerphone.
01:10:19That's probably why you heard him.
01:10:22He was saying how he can't...
01:10:25He can't wait to have this...
01:10:27Have sex...
01:10:28Have sex with you.
01:10:31Glad you know your place, bitch.
01:10:35Hmm.
01:10:36I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
01:10:43You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of allowing on.
01:10:47Or under.
01:10:48I mean.
01:10:49Get out, get out, get out, get out!
01:10:54Ugh.
01:10:57Uh, you know, I still don't know why you...
01:10:59Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
01:11:04You barely made it through that.
01:11:08Hey!
01:11:09That's my...
01:11:10I put my...
01:11:11I put my belt on that!
01:11:13I...
01:11:13I...
01:11:14Put this on!
01:11:22Damn, I've gotten this.
01:11:24Damn, he looks hot in those.
01:11:28Well, it, uh...
01:11:29It worked!
01:11:30Didn't it?
01:11:31You're welcome.
01:11:32Yes, you're amazing.
01:11:34Up top.
01:11:42Oh, God, I...
01:11:44I can't believe I just...
01:11:45Saw my first penis.
01:11:47And it's yours.
01:11:51Thoughts?
01:11:52Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down on your page.
01:11:55Carson, did you...
01:11:57Did you really just say that?
01:11:59Ryan.
01:12:01Come on, answer.
01:12:03Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
01:12:08It's...
01:12:09It's...
01:12:10It's...
01:12:10Leave.
01:12:11You need tonight.
01:12:14It's...
01:12:15It's nice, and you need to leave.
01:12:17So you think it's nice.
01:12:19Ryan Collins, that is bold.
01:12:22You just admitted that my penis is nice.
01:12:25Shut up.
01:12:25Take me.
01:12:28So, just to be clear, you want me to leave, even though you think that I had a very nice...
01:12:35You just made it.
01:12:38You just made it.
01:12:38Oh, God.
01:12:40Oh, God.
01:13:12of course i guess we we we can't why not because you you're a little drunk and you're hiding
01:13:20from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a big football star and i'm just your
01:13:26dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously want me i like you cons i'm very
01:13:33serious about how much i like you have you ever wondered what it would feel like if
01:13:40there's something more only every day since i was seven i've even thought about him being my first
01:13:48but i never thought it could actually happen maybe
01:14:07holy shit i can't believe you've been hiding this from me
01:14:24i've never done this before
01:14:27i know
01:14:31i promise i'll take care of you
01:14:58did i really just lose my virginity to my
01:15:01best friend
01:15:07had to run to practice come find me on the field later tonight
01:15:17i've loved carson as long as i can remember
01:15:22does this last night mean he feels the same
01:15:24after the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp
01:15:28if you want something more he's probably gonna ask now
01:15:44so about last night
01:15:47oh god
01:15:48does he regret it
01:15:50uh yeah about last night
01:15:53look if if you think it was a mistake
01:15:56a mistake
01:15:58oh you can never be a mistake
01:16:00well you were you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that i've
01:16:04liked you forever and i just i didn't know if you want to be more than
01:16:12friends
01:16:12what did you just say i said i want to be more than friends
01:16:17i like you
01:16:19calls for real
01:16:21i like you too cars
01:16:23i just
01:16:25what if this changes things between us
01:16:28i don't want to lose my best friend
01:16:30oh
01:16:32look we still got a few months since always
01:16:35okay
01:16:37we can take a slow
01:16:54i've wanted him since forever
01:16:56and now he's finally mine
01:17:01so what your period three weeks late and you've been throwing up every day
01:17:05that doesn't mean jack squat
01:17:11positive
01:17:16how am i supposed to tell my best friend that i'm pregnant with his baby
01:17:21i don't know
01:17:22but you have to right he's leaving soon
01:17:38dude
01:17:39it's so obvious that you're whipped for ryan
01:17:41since the moment that we were kids on a playground man
01:17:45you know i guess i just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
01:17:51give me that
01:17:54i know i have to leave sooner than i thought but
01:17:56at my going away party i'm gonna finally ask her
01:18:00she needs to know how bad i want this
01:18:10watch it aggo
01:18:12you can't even walk straight
01:18:18no
01:18:18ow
01:18:20ow
01:18:24oh my god
01:18:27ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
01:18:30oh but who's gonna guard the bridge
01:18:32pregnant
01:18:33someone actually put their dick in that
01:18:35did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag
01:18:40give that back
01:18:41i will
01:18:41when you tell me who your baby daddy is
01:18:44i can't tell her the baby's carson's
01:18:46her ex
01:18:47she would kill me
01:18:52oh my god
01:18:53you don't even remember
01:18:55you're such a slut
01:18:56ew
01:18:57i'm gonna call you
01:18:59gana ryan
01:19:02maybe you should get tested for stds trish
01:19:05that's one test you'll actually pass
01:19:09for somebody who dresses like a fugly amish bitch
01:19:12but probably has the body count of a stripper
01:19:15you've got some nerve
01:19:16expose her lily
01:19:18let's show everyone what ryan's got for sale
01:19:27not much
01:19:28oh but don't worry
01:19:30maybe this little guy can make you some cash
01:19:33ew
01:19:34so
01:19:34trashy
01:19:37aww are you crying
01:19:38is it cause your bestie carson isn't here to save you
01:19:41well newsflash
01:19:43he's moving across the country to be an nfl star
01:19:46what no
01:19:48no no he's staying right here in north cardiff
01:19:51oh
01:19:51you don't know
01:19:53he's training with the nfl champions
01:19:55he's gonna be gone
01:19:56the whole fall semester
01:19:58and the whole summer
01:19:59i bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
01:20:02she just sucks up all the air
01:20:03daddy
01:20:05the whole summer
01:20:06guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
01:20:11not like you'd even stand a chance
01:20:13yeah have you seen nfl wags
01:20:15perfect tits
01:20:16perfect tens
01:20:17you're already bloating
01:20:19oh my god imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
01:20:24just drop out ryan
01:20:28that was so good
01:20:30carson
01:20:31you're going off to practice with nfl players
01:20:33and here i am
01:20:41lovely's right
01:20:42if i distract carson with this baby
01:20:44i'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
01:20:48i'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
01:20:55your father can never find out about you
01:21:00he needs to leave and never come back
01:21:03come on
01:21:06let's go
01:21:09to carson
01:21:13the youngest player in history to train with nfl team
01:21:17yeah
01:21:17your career is like set man
01:21:21how does it feel
01:21:22speech speech speech speech speech speech
01:21:25all right
01:21:26of course
01:21:29i wouldn't be here without my team
01:21:33but i also owe this win
01:21:35to my best friend
01:21:38ryan khanz
01:21:39yes
01:21:39you stood by my side since we were kids
01:21:43for every win
01:21:45every loss
01:21:47every stupid dream i've ever had
01:21:51cars
01:21:54carson
01:21:56what happened
01:21:58talk to me
01:21:59sleep
01:22:02i freaking had one job
01:22:04to throw the ball
01:22:06and i blew it
01:22:09everybody's counting on me and i blew it
01:22:11i blew it because i'm an idiot
01:22:14no
01:22:15hey breathe
01:22:16carson
01:22:17breathe
01:22:17okay
01:22:18you're the youngest captain in our school's history
01:22:22you are perfect
01:22:2599% of the time
01:22:28on
01:22:29and
01:22:29off
01:22:30field
01:22:36you're not embarrassed
01:22:39everybody's gonna ignore me
01:22:40i blew the homecoming game
01:22:41you're my best friend
01:22:43stupid
01:22:43i mean yeah sure you're gonna make it to the nfl one day
01:22:47but i'd still be best friends with you
01:22:50even if you were the water boy
01:23:01that night
01:23:02you said we were best friends
01:23:05but ryan i want to be so much more than that
01:23:09there's no doubt
01:23:11no question in my mind
01:23:15except for one
01:23:17oh
01:23:20will you marry me ryan collins
01:23:27guys like him don't need deadweight deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
01:23:32i'm so sorry carson
01:23:34you're my best friend
01:23:36that's why i'm doing this
01:23:49ryan what the hell
01:23:51i thought you liked me
01:23:53i thought you wanted this
01:23:54you thought wrong
01:23:56i could never be with a loser like you
01:23:57that's bullshit
01:23:59i've known you since we were seven
01:24:01i know when you're lying
01:24:03you don't know me
01:24:04i want to be with a real star
01:24:07that's that's jonah
01:24:09you'll never be half the man
01:24:10or athlete that he is
01:24:15i can see that
01:24:17you know i thought you cared about me
01:24:20i guess i had your back row
01:24:23wow
01:24:25i didn't think you had that kind of spice in you collins
01:24:28nah
01:24:30where were we
01:24:32whoa
01:24:33whoa what the fuck
01:24:35wait a minute
01:24:36are the rumors true
01:24:37are you actually pregnant
01:24:41you're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
01:24:44you trashy psycho bitch
01:24:46carson's dodged a bomb
01:24:53that day
01:24:54my final act of love
01:24:56for my best friend
01:24:58was convincing him
01:24:59i hated him
01:25:01so he'd never come looking for me again
01:25:04but i was wrong about how stubborn carson blake could be
01:25:34carson carson
01:25:36carson carson
01:25:38who led your team to their first ncaa championship in 50 years
01:25:41and now every college in the nation wants you on their team
01:25:44where are you going
01:25:45georgia
01:25:46oregon
01:25:47voici texas
01:25:49ryan
01:25:51ryan
01:25:51ryan you need to come look at this
01:25:52please hold
01:25:54okay
01:25:56oh you need a diaper
01:26:06hey
01:26:08i know you and carson didn't leave on the best of terms but isn't it good for charlie to see
01:26:11your dad
01:26:12for all
01:26:13she'll know
01:26:14i i found her dad at a random sperm bank
01:26:17got it
01:26:17are you sure you're ready for school on monday
01:26:20you haven't slept in like four months
01:26:21i can't give charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job
01:26:25i need to get my pre-med degree
01:26:27and you're not afraid of seeing you know who
01:26:30carson
01:26:32no
01:26:32no way
01:26:34it's my guts
01:26:35he's gotten an offer from every single big ten school for his senior season
01:26:39there's no way that he'd come back to lame ass middle of nowhere in north cardiff
01:26:45actually
01:26:46i'll be going back to my roots
01:26:48i'll be spending my senior season at the university of north cardiff
01:26:58and put that away your baby is fine
01:27:01you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
01:27:03oh shut
01:27:06you're gonna be drinking alone regardless
01:27:09babies can't drink tequila remember
01:27:12come on you're still a milk
01:27:13and you haven't gone out since since charlie was born
01:27:16so you have to have fun with me
01:27:16where else
01:27:18okay fine i'll stay
01:27:20only to watch over your drunk ass
01:27:24isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties
01:27:28why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat
01:27:32she might shed a few pounds
01:27:33i see you still don't have any hobbies lily
01:27:36oh like you do
01:27:37still no dad in the picture i'm guessing
01:27:39he dodged a bullet
01:27:40you're really pudgy you look like my mom before she started her diet
01:27:45leave her alone
01:27:47you know i heard the most interesting rumor today
01:27:50i heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
01:27:54in fact
01:27:55i think he's here now
01:27:59hope you don't embarrass yourself mama
01:28:02who's here
01:28:27hey
01:28:30oh my god freddy krueger
01:28:33i was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts but this is so much grosser
01:28:38let go of my skirt
01:28:40or what
01:28:40hey everyone
01:28:42who wants to see ryan's awesome new party trick
01:28:46who wants to see a human cow get milk
01:28:58oh my god she's actually leaking milk
01:29:02gross
01:29:03who wants to see ryan's nasty ass cow trick again
01:29:07milk bad cow
01:29:09milk bad cow
01:29:11milk bad cow
01:29:13milk bad cow
01:29:14oh my god
01:29:23carson
01:29:24he can't find out i had his child like this
01:29:28collins
01:29:36is that what i think it is