00:00A woman offered me s**t so long as I did an advertisement for bathroom cleaner.
00:03I obviously declined because I've got high moral power and strong willpower.
00:06Just the strongest flash.
00:07The super strong bathroom...
00:10Just had a whopper at Burger King.
00:14I'll start again.
00:15Just had a whopper at Burger King.
00:17Had to pull the chain twice to flush it away.
00:20A man walks up to a supermarket and buys toothpaste, a toothbrush, soap, milk, cereal, and a frozen dinner.
00:26The girl at the register looks at him and says,
00:28Single.
00:28He says,
00:29How'd you know?
00:30She replies,
00:30Because you're ugly.
00:32A man goes to the doctor and says,
00:34I think I'm losing my hearing.
00:35The doctor says,
00:35Can you describe the symptoms to me?
00:37He says,
00:37Sure.
00:37Homer is fat and bald and Marge has tall blue hair.
00:42A humanities professor asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
00:46Apparently in full HD was not the right answer.
00:52A cop pulls a man over.
00:53He asks,
00:54What's your name?
00:55He says,
00:56Peter.
00:57The cop asks,
00:58Do you have a stutter?
00:58He says,
00:59No,
00:59My dad does.
01:00But the doctor who wrote my grocery store gave me the f***.
01:03An elephant walks up to a man at a nude beach.
01:05The elephant asks,
01:06How'd you eat with that thing?
01:08How'd you eat with that thing?
01:10How'd you eat with that thing?
01:12How'd you eat with that thing?
01:13How'd you eat with that thing?
01:13How'd you eat with that thing?
01:13How'd you eat with that thing?
01:13How'd you eat with that thing?
01:14How'd you eat with that thing?
01:14How'd you eat with that thing?
Comments