00:00But my uncle had a, like, they designed a piss jug for him because he liked to drink beers.
00:06A Wizenator?
00:07He had a gasoline, like a gas canister, like a red gas canister.
00:11With a tube?
00:12That they decorated.
00:13They put, like, Notre Dame logos on it.
00:16He would piss and drive?
00:16He would sit and drive?
00:17No, he would sit and drive and drink.
00:18He would drink a case of beer the entire way.
00:20And what was on the other receiving end?
00:21Like a funnel?
00:22No, he'd just fill up the jug.
00:23For his dick?
00:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26There was, like, a little.
00:26He wasn't pissing in a little skinny yellow.
00:28No, no, no.
00:28There was a funnel.
00:29No.
00:30Don't you dare, dude.
00:30They don't be talking to your uncle like that, man.
00:32My man went to Vietnam.
00:33He was a prison warden.
00:35Don't do that to the boy.
00:37Damn.
00:38So he would just fill up, like, a five-gallon gas can with piss.
00:40Yeah, so they didn't have to stop.
00:41He would piss, like, seven times.
00:43I mean.
00:44Before a stop.
00:44We did a lot that came, I think, starts to make it down.
00:45Because when you're in love, it came home.
00:46He would lose my uncle by pissing in the guy on the men's waist.
