00:10Come on, just one more drink, Marge.
00:13Happy New Year!
00:16Everyone, shush!
00:19Sweetie, relax. Let's just watch some TV.
00:23New Year's Eve might be over in America, but we're still rockin' hard in Samoa.
00:29Woo!
00:30Well, well, well. Simpson, you've committed Springfield's first crime of the New Year.
00:35Write them up, Lou.
00:36Huh? What are you?
00:38Failed to separate your bottles and newspapers.
00:41Come on, Lou. Give me a break.
00:42Sorry, sir. I take no pleasure in it.
00:45Da-da-da-dee. Da-da-da-da-da-ha. Oh, yeah.
00:49Since when is all this against the law?
00:52Since today.
00:53Fifty bucks? It used to cover two public nudities and a poop in the park.
00:59Ugh! That's vandalizing city property. Write them up again, Lou.
01:03The government runs out of money, so they pass a bunch of lame-o laws to sock it to the
01:08little guy.
01:09Fine. You're tellin' it like it is. Also a crime now. And that one's gonna cost ya.
01:15Uh, listen, Homer. I know a guy who fixes things for folks who need things fixed, but, uh, I can't
01:22talk about it here.
01:25Homer, what you do is go down to window nine at the courthouse.
01:29Oh, ten minutes? I can't wait that long. I left an ice cream cone in my cup holder.
01:35Hm?
01:36He he he he.
01:39Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for attempted bribery of a public official.
01:46Oh, this is supposed to be the happiest day of my life, and it's ruined!
01:51Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the federal penitentiary.
01:57Ten years.
01:59That is a long time to be away from your family.
02:02Ah, look, Simpson. There is one thing you can do to get out sooner, but, uh, it is extremely dangerous.
02:10We're gonna plant you in Fat Tony's gang as an undercover informant.
02:13I can't go undercover with Fat Tony! He's met me!
02:17Everyone knows Fat Tony, so we're gonna plant you in the prison with a disguise and a new name.
02:22No ice cream available! Children, stay away!
02:28Now, pay attention. We're gonna move in on Fat Tony when he takes delivery on a shipment of Belgian gun.
02:33Dear Lord, watch over my sweet homie while he's in the Hooskow.
02:38Keep him safe from shanks and shivs. Let him become rich in the jail yard currencies of cigarettes and dried
02:44fish.
02:44In your left sideburn is a fiber optic camera. In your right, a wireless mic.
02:48To zoom in, you go, AY! To zoom out, go, OHH!
02:53AY! OHH! AY!
03:03Uh, what's my name again?
03:04Uh, okay, I'm coming.
03:09Hey, you're that guy from the FB-
03:12Time to go to work. Here's how it goes down.
03:14I rough up Louie, then you stand up to me earning his trust.
03:19Blue pants power!
03:20Ow! Hey!
03:22Hey, Nicky Blue, you're one tough yegg!
03:25If you come out of your beating in one piece, you and I should have a face-to-face.
03:29No!
03:30AY!
03:31AY!
03:32AY!!!
03:33AY!
03:34That's so mean!
03:36Whoa!
03:36I'm impressed over here with that guy over there.
03:40What's going on? I called the prison and they won't tell me where Homer is!
03:45Sorry, Marge, I can't tell ya.
03:47AY!
03:51Well, back in my keister you go.
03:55We brought some winter spring ya.
04:06he's in I was gonna say that I detect a distinct lack of oregano I'll take care of this
04:31sorry boys no apology necessary I am touched you and me Nikki we feel you have earned my complete
04:41unquestioning trust but first one little thing you must make your bones
04:49what are we doing here urinator urinator hey my mouth is begging for a urinator
04:57when I call for my Russian business partner urinator I don't expect to be screamed at
05:02like I was some ten-year-old punk making a prank call well I guess I could tell him
05:08he could improve his phone etiquette tell him with fire
05:21yeah it was either this or put in a ladies room
05:25you have shown great Fazagabul in the face of overwhelming Spugatza Zagatain
05:35you made me awesome
05:37Nikki my friend tonight is a big score I've been setting up for months
05:47just you and me sharing it together here they are my belgian guns belgian guns
05:53I've been waiting half my life for this moment
05:55all units move in
05:56tony you gotta get out of here now what why get a shot of tony with the guns
06:01oh hey closer hey
06:09how could you Nikki I loved you man
06:23Homer I just want to say that of all the rat bastards we've had working for us you were the
06:27snitchiest
06:28poor tony he didn't deserve this he was just a soldier in a war he started
06:35homie I know you had a terrible experience
06:38but it's over
06:41would you have anything to bring you back
06:45fat tony
06:46no I'm his cousin from san diego fit tony
06:51do what you gotta do the quicker you kill me up here the quicker he can kill me down there
06:59join me on the elliptical machines
07:01I worked for fat tony and he was the best boss I ever had
07:05well this is awkward
07:07what oh oh uh mr burns uh you're cool too
07:11homo
07:12it is time to switch your elliptical machine to cool down mode
07:17are you gonna kill me now because I'm super ready no because my cousin lives on in your memory
07:24fit tony took his cousin's place running the springfield mob
07:28the pressures got to him so he started to eat
07:32soon he was known as fit fat tony
07:47oh
07:49we
07:51yeah
08:04we
08:05we
08:05we
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