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☕The Ultimate Divorce Drama!
Imagine being married to a secret god who gives you EVERYTHING, and you still cheat on him with your ex? Kai is about to learn the hardest lesson in "Surf God's Revenge". 📉 When Duke's 5-year curse finally ends, the "useless" house husband is about to show his true power. Will she realize his worth when it's all too late? Grab your popcorn for this messy love triangle! 🍿🔥

📌GENRE: Love Triangle, Getting Back at Ex, All-Too-Late, Modern
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00:19I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:24I give it six months.
00:37We look so cute.
00:40I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:44Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:48I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:51I don't.
00:52I don't.
00:54Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:56And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:58But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
01:01And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
01:05And it was very hard.
01:11Oh, my God.
01:27Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
01:51Where's my surfboard?
01:54Looking for this, God of the island?
02:07Slow there, big boy.
02:10Give me my board back, sea hag.
02:13Okay.
02:28My board.
02:30How did you do that?
02:31You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
02:34I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
02:38I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
02:41But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
02:48Marry my daughter.
02:52Your daughter?
02:54I've seduced many sailors in my day.
03:01One had strong swimmers.
03:06But I'm immortal.
03:08If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
03:10I won't.
03:11It could never last.
03:13Five years.
03:15Look after her for five years.
03:18Help her find success.
03:20On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
03:23You can surf again.
03:25And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
03:32Okay.
03:35Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
03:42You tell me.
04:14I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
04:18I give it six months.
04:32We look so cute.
04:34I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
04:39Someone just commented, sponger in a stupid shirt.
04:43I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
04:45I don't.
04:47I don't.
04:49Spoiler alert, she did care.
04:51And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
04:53But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
04:56And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
05:00And it was very hard.
05:11Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
05:16And I've been her loyal supporters.
05:23In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
05:27But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
05:32She loves coconut water.
05:34Duke.
05:34Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
05:44Duke.
05:46Morning, sunshine.
05:48Don't sunshine me.
05:50You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
05:52That beach life, though, right?
05:54What were you even doing out there so early?
05:56Getting stoned?
05:58Something like that.
05:59Unbelievable.
06:00I need you on point today.
06:02I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
06:06Don't worry, babe.
06:07I got you.
06:19This is not the brand I like.
06:21It's not any brand.
06:22It's fresh.
06:25How hard is it to get the right brand?
06:27Did you forget because you were high?
06:30I'll get the kind you like next time.
06:39We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57That's her.
06:57Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
07:02No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
07:08That old guy?
07:09Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
07:10He's the real power.
07:12Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
07:18Oh, no.
07:20Oh.
07:21I gotta go.
07:30Oh.
07:32Oh.
07:34Oh.
07:38Oh.
07:40Oh.
07:41Oh.
07:43Oh.
08:05He's here!
08:23Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
08:27Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
08:31Thank you for saving my life.
08:47You're the god of the island.
08:49Please, no one can know my identity.
08:51Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
08:54Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
08:58Anything.
09:01My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world.
09:05And her sponsor just went bankrupt.
09:08Angela!
09:13Your leg! It's completely healed!
09:17Did you do this?
09:18I wish I had healing powers.
09:21I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
09:25He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
09:28Well, thank you for helping.
09:30He needs our help too.
09:32His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
09:34Wife?
09:35Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
09:46Hey, Kaikua.
09:47Remember Chad from high school?
09:50Oh, how could she forget?
09:51If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have settled
09:55for that burnout sponger duke.
10:02Chad was my past.
10:03Yeah.
10:04The one that got away.
10:07He was so hot.
10:09And strong.
10:11God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
10:16He could turn every girl into a spinner.
10:18You guys!
10:20If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
10:26Well, I am married and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
10:30Hey ladies.
10:33Kai, we should get going.
10:37Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something? Jealous much?
10:43I'm not ready to go yet.
10:45Did you forget?
10:46Forget what?
10:48We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
10:51The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
10:57I can't. Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
11:02Don't worry about that. You're gonna get the quick maple sponsorship.
11:06What would you know about it?
11:12No way, bro. Is it really him?
11:14Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks.
11:17I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
11:28Chad?
11:31Hey, boo. I'm in town for the expo.
11:34We knew he'd be here.
11:36But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
11:41Bring it in for the real thing.
11:54Chad, can you sign my board?
11:56Are you gonna win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
11:59Duh. Of course I am.
12:01He's even hotter in person.
12:03She used to date him.
12:06Used to?
12:07How could you let a guy like that get away?
12:11So we're gonna catch some waves or what, boo?
12:15I really think Angela should see me surf.
12:17And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
12:21For branding.
12:22You don't mind, right?
12:23No worries. We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
12:28Let's go.
12:38Look at them. They're perfect together.
12:40So amazing. Made for each other.
12:52So which one is your wife?
12:55The one on the board with Chad?
12:57Interesting.
12:58She's good. Really good.
13:00She's the best.
13:05You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
13:07Yeah?
13:07I can help you get a sponsorship too.
13:10Thank you, Chad.
13:11But I can handle it.
13:13I'm a big girl.
13:19I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
13:21I know every single part of you.
13:23And would love to get reacquainted.
13:25I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
13:31Oh, hey, dude.
13:32You must be Duke.
13:33The sponger who waxes Kai's board?
13:38I'm Kai's husband.
13:42Wanna go grab Kai's board for us?
13:49Five years.
13:49For five years, I protected and loved you.
13:53But now I'm starting to see, you never really loved me back.
14:00I caught your favorite fish myself.
14:04And you've been out all day with Chad.
14:08You're cold.
14:09I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
14:13Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
14:15I'm tight with Angela.
14:16I got your back like a bikini string.
14:20Thanks so much, Chad.
14:22It's the least I can do.
14:24You know, I never forgot you.
14:26Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
14:31I'm married.
14:32You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
14:35Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
14:40Duke's actually really sweet.
14:43Sweet?
14:43Yeah.
14:44He's a total sim.
14:46Dump him.
14:47Or don't.
14:49I don't mind being Mr. Steel your girl.
14:58There's an extra board here.
15:01It's a gift for you.
15:04A fish.
15:05This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
15:10Duke designed my board himself.
15:12You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
15:16Plus, this is a quick maple board.
15:18That's what Angela wants to see you on.
15:22Good point. Thank you.
15:24See you on the beach, boo.
15:30Catch any big ones?
15:31It was okay.
15:33Lots of close outs today.
15:34I made dinner.
15:35For our anniversary.
15:37Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
15:40Sorry, I ate already.
15:48New board?
15:49Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
15:52A quick maple should build a board for you.
15:54Like I did.
15:55This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
15:57It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
15:59Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
16:02He won gold.
16:02You don't even surf.
16:04I know the island's waves.
16:06I'll think about it.
16:07So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
16:09Are you sore?
16:10Do you want a massage?
16:19I am sore.
16:20I'm gonna go in the hot tub.
16:21Want some company?
16:22No thanks.
16:23I'm not in the mood.
16:24Too sore.
16:41Oh, Chad!
16:43Yes, Chad!
16:46She said she wasn't in the mood,
16:48but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
16:53Duke?
16:57You forgot your towel.
16:59Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
17:09Aren't you gonna say anything?
17:11What do you want me to say?
17:13Do you even care?
17:14Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
17:16I care.
17:18If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
17:21Why did you never learn to surf?
17:26I was the best surfer in the world.
17:29But your mom cursed me.
17:32What does that have to do with anything?
17:35Because it's weird.
17:36You're like obsessed with surfers.
17:39You make custom surfboards.
17:42You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
17:45But you can't even surf.
17:48That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
17:50So you can leech off me.
17:53That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet
17:55and calling it another man's name.
17:57Because you don't actually care about anything
17:59except using me to get closer to
18:01the glory you'll never have.
18:05You want me out of your life?
18:09Give it a few more days.
18:21Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
18:24You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
18:25That's right for cold water like Malibu.
18:27On a warm break like ours,
18:29soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
18:31This sponger's lecturing a gold medal surfer on wax?
18:34Not on wax.
18:35On the water I live on.
18:41Being a townie who's never left the island
18:42isn't something to brag about, Duke.
18:48I hoped I'd find you here.
18:57She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
19:00Let's see how she looks on her own.
19:02Angela! That bikini!
19:03Still being worn by your boss.
19:09There she goes.
19:17I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
19:20It's purling.
19:23No!
19:31See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
19:33It wasn't the wax.
19:34It was your board.
19:38So it's my fault?
19:39What?
19:39I was trying to unlock her power.
19:41You've been holding her back.
19:42Up.
19:47What?
19:48I think what you meant to say was,
19:50you've been holding her up.
19:53You're a pro surfer, props on that.
19:55But I know my island.
19:56I know my break.
19:59And I know how to kick your ass.
20:02You think so?
20:03Let's go then.
20:04What?
20:13Duke!
20:14Stop showing off!
20:15Chad's a professional athlete.
20:17You're a professional stoner.
20:18You don't want to fight him.
20:22Is that the kind of guy you are?
20:24Need to be rescued by your girl?
20:27I don't know what happened out there.
20:29I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
20:31Don't sweat it.
20:31The sponsorship's yours.
20:33You looked amazing.
20:34But I just had an epic wipeout.
20:37It's not just about your surfing.
20:39You're hot.
20:40And you've got a great man behind you.
20:45Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
20:53We've got to celebrate Mai Tai.
20:55Yes, absolutely.
20:57Fix the wax on my new board.
21:03She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
21:06One more day, and she can have it.
21:12I can't believe she gave me the sponsorship, right?
21:17After I wiped out.
21:19And it's all thanks to you.
21:21I'd do anything for you.
21:36Oh no.
21:37You're going to be so sticky.
21:39Why don't you come up to my room?
21:41And rinse off in the shower.
21:43You can borrow a t-shirt too if you want.
21:45Yeah.
21:47I am really sticky actually.
22:18First I rode your waves.
22:20Now I'm going to ride your wife.
22:29What are you doing?
22:32Stop denying yourself.
22:34We both know you want this.
22:37Put your clothes on, Chad.
22:39You first.
22:44Give me back the towel, Chad.
22:46Come on.
22:46It's the least you can do.
22:48After I got you the sponsorship.
22:51Please don't do this.
22:52Don't worry, boo.
22:54Every girl likes it in the end.
22:55Help!
22:56Somebody help me!
23:07Ride this.
23:16How are you so strong?
23:23Does it make you feel strong?
23:25Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
23:28That's beta behavior.
23:30I thought you were a Chad.
23:32Please.
23:33I can't breathe.
23:34What are you doing to him?
23:42Enough!
23:49What is wrong with you?
23:52Me?
23:53He was assaulting my wife.
23:56This is a misunderstanding.
23:58Really?
23:59You were crying for help.
24:01He spilled a drink on me.
24:02I was just cleaning up.
24:05Mm-hmm.
24:06And how did he end up naked?
24:08He was just changing.
24:09You came in at the wrong time.
24:12Timing, bro.
24:13It's everything.
24:14In surfing and in love.
24:16Can you please just take me home?
24:18You can stay here if you want, boo.
24:22We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
24:25Let's go.
24:37I shouldn't have slapped you.
24:42You were being crazy, though.
24:44I thought you were gonna kill him.
24:49Do you have anything to say?
24:51Why were you in his hotel room?
24:55I told you, he spilled a drink.
24:57I should have been there.
24:59But instead, you made me-
25:00If you wanted to come, you should have come!
25:03You are always doing this.
25:05You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
25:08Act like a man for once!
25:11You used to like that I was kind and giving.
25:14No.
25:15I like the way you fucked me that first time.
25:17I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
25:22That's really how you feel about our marriage?
25:28You're a sweet guy, Duke.
25:30But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
25:36If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is,
25:40you'd never be this successful without me.
25:44Get real, Duke.
25:45I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
25:48I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
25:54I feel bad for you.
25:56You think I'm just a glorified servant?
25:58Like you said, a leech.
26:01I need a real man.
26:03Not some stoner, beta, board waxing, sponger.
26:08All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
26:10How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
26:17Then let's get a divorce.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:47Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
26:50Please.
26:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:12Where's my surfboard?
27:15Looking for this? God of the island?
27:27Go there, big boy.
27:30Give me my board back, sea hag.
27:33Okay.
27:49My board? How did you do that?
27:52You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
27:54I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
27:58I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
28:02But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
28:08Marry my daughter.
28:13Your daughter?
28:15I've seduced many sailors in my day.
28:21One had strong swimmers.
28:26But I'm immortal.
28:28If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
28:32It could never last.
28:33Five years.
28:36Look after her for five years.
28:38Help her find success.
28:40On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
28:43You can surf again.
28:45And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
28:52Okay.
28:55Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
29:02You tell me.
29:34I can't believe she's marrying some Sponger simp.
29:39I give it six months.
29:52We look so cute.
29:55I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
29:59Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
30:03I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
30:06I don't. I don't.
30:09Spoiler alert. She did care.
30:11And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
30:14But I made a vow to stay with her for five years.
30:16And I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
30:20And it was very hard.
30:32Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
30:37And I've been her loyal supporter.
30:44In three days, I get my co-board back and I can surf again.
30:47But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
30:52She loves coconut water.
30:54Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
31:04Duke.
31:07Morning, sunshine.
31:09Don't sunshine me.
31:10You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
31:13That beach life, though, right?
31:14What were you even doing out there so early?
31:16Getting stoned?
31:18Something like that.
31:20Unbelievable.
31:20I need you on point today.
31:22I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
31:27Don't worry, babe.
31:28I got you.
31:34Oh.
31:39This is not the brand I like.
31:42It's not any brand.
31:43It's fresh.
31:46How hard is it to get the right brand?
31:48Did you forget because you were high?
31:50I'll get the kind you like next time.
31:59We were happy once.
32:03But the honeymoon is over.
32:18Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
32:23That old guy?
32:23That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
32:28That old guy?
32:29Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
32:31He's the real power.
32:32Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
32:38Oh, no.
32:41Oh, I got to go.
32:56Dad, no!
32:57Dad, no!
32:57I got to go!
33:26He's here!
33:44Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
33:47Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
33:51Thank you for saving my life.
34:07You're the god of the island.
34:09Please, no one can know my identity.
34:12Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
34:15Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
34:19Anything.
34:22My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
34:28Angela!
34:34Your leg!
34:35It's completely healed!
34:37Did you do this?
34:39I wish I had healing powers.
34:41I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
34:45He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
34:49Well, thank you for helping.
34:50He needs our help, too.
34:52His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
34:55Wife?
34:55Don't worry.
34:56She's one hell of a surfer.
35:06Hey, Kaikua.
35:08Remember Chad from high school?
35:10How could she forget?
35:12If he hadn't dumped her to move to LA and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't
35:15have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
35:22Chad was my past.
35:24Yeah, the one that got away.
35:27He was so hot.
35:30And strong.
35:31God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
35:36He could turn every girl into a spinner.
35:38You guys!
35:40If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
35:46Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
35:50Hey, ladies.
35:53Kaikua, we should get going.
35:57Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
36:00Jealous much?
36:03I'm not ready to go yet.
36:05Did you forget?
36:06Forget what?
36:08We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
36:11The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
36:17I can't.
36:19Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
36:22Don't worry about that.
36:24You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
36:27What would you know about it?
36:32No way, bro.
36:33Is it really him?
36:34Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks.
36:37I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
36:48Chad?
36:51Hey, boo.
36:52I'm in town for the expo.
36:54We knew he'd be here.
36:56But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
37:02Bring it in for the real thing.
37:14Chad, can you sign my board?
37:16Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
37:19Duh.
37:20Of course I am.
37:22He's even hotter in person.
37:24She used to date him.
37:26Used to?
37:28How could you let a guy like that get away?
37:32So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
37:35I really think Angela should see me surf.
37:38And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
37:41For branding.
37:42You don't mind, right?
37:43No worries.
37:44We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
37:49Let's go.
37:58Look at them.
37:59They're perfect together.
38:00So amazing.
38:02Made for each other.
38:13So which one is your wife?
38:15The one on the board with Chad?
38:17Interesting.
38:18She's good.
38:19Really good.
38:20She's the best.
38:25You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
38:27Yeah?
38:28I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
38:30Thank you, Chad.
38:32But I can handle it.
38:33I'm a big girl.
38:39I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
38:41I know every single part of you and would love to get reacquainted.
38:46I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
38:51Oh, hey, dude.
38:52You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
38:58I'm Kai's husband.
39:02Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
39:09Five years.
39:10For five years, I protected and loved you.
39:13But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
39:20I caught your favorite fish myself.
39:24And you've been out all day with Chad.
39:29You're cold.
39:30I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
39:34Hey, don't sweat, Quick Maple.
39:35I'm tight with Angela.
39:37I got your back like a bikini string.
39:40Thanks so much, Chad.
39:43It's the least I can do.
39:44You know, I never forgot you.
39:46Maybe I should stay on the island a while
39:48and get back in touch.
39:51I'm married.
39:53You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
39:55Don't you want a real man who knows what do with a girl like you?
40:00Duke's actually really sweet.
40:03Sweet?
40:04Yeah.
40:05He's a total simp.
40:07Dump him or don't.
40:09I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
40:19There's an extra board here.
40:21It's a gift for you.
40:24A fish.
40:26This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
40:30Duke designed my board himself.
40:32You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
40:37Plus, this is a quick maple board.
40:39That's what Angela wants to see you on.
40:42Good point.
40:45See you on the beach, boo.
40:50Catch any big ones?
40:52It was okay.
40:53Lots of close outs today.
40:54I made dinner for our anniversary.
40:57Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
41:00Sorry.
41:01I ate already.
41:08New board?
41:10Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
41:13A quick maple should build a board for you.
41:14Like I did.
41:16This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
41:18It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
41:19Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
41:22He won gold.
41:23You don't even surf.
41:24I know the island's waves.
41:26I'll think about it.
41:27So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
41:29Are you sore?
41:30Do you want a massage?
41:39I am sore.
41:40I'm going to go in the hot tub.
41:42Want some company?
41:43No thanks.
41:44I'm not in the mood.
41:45Too sore.
41:54So you're not in the mood.
41:57Oh.
42:00Oh.
42:01Oh, Chad.
42:03Yes, Chad.
42:06She said she wasn't in the mood.
42:08But she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
42:13Duke?
42:18you forgot your towel didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house
42:30aren't you gonna say anything what do you want me to say do you even care or are you too
42:35stoned and
42:36lazy to even give a shit I care if you paid attention you know how much why did you never
42:42learn to surf I was the best surfer in the world but your mom cursed me what does that have
42:53to do
42:54with anything because it's weird you're like obsessed with surfers you make custom surfboards
43:02you wear that stupid surfboard necklace but you can't even surf that's probably why you want to
43:09stay in this dead marriage so you can leech off me that's why you didn't even react to me screwing
43:15that jet and calling it another man's name because you don't actually care about anything except using
43:20me to get closer to the glory you'll never have you want me out of your life give it a
43:30few more days
43:41nah bro you're caking it on you're gonna glue her feet to the board that's right for cold water
43:47like malibu on a warm break like ours soft thin wax will be greased by noon this sponger's lecturing
43:52a gold metal surfer on wax not on wax on the water I live on being a townie who's never
44:02left the
44:03island isn't something to brag about Duke I hoped I'd find you here
44:18she looked pretty good with you yesterday Chad let's see how she looks on her own
44:21Angela that bikini still being worn by your boss
44:29there she goes
44:37I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel it's purling
44:51see what your garbage waxing did sponger it wasn't the wax it was your board
44:58so it's my fault I was trying to unlock her power you've been holding her back up
45:08what I think what you meant to say was you've been holding her up
45:14you're a pro surfer props on that but I know my island I know my break
45:20and I know how to kick your ass you think so let's go then
45:34Duke stop showing off Chad's a professional athlete you're a professional stoner you don't
45:38want to fight him
45:42is that the kind of guy you are need to be rescued by your girl
45:48I don't know what happened out there I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow
45:51don't sweat it the sponsorship's yours
45:53you looked amazing but I just had an epic wipeout
45:57it's not just about your surfing you're hot and you've got a great man behind you
46:05looking forward to having you both represent quick mapple at the expo tomorrow
46:14we got to celebrate my tie yes
46:16it's absolutely
46:17you
46:19you
46:20you
46:22you

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