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00:00Get out of here.
00:01Don't be touching me.
00:02I didn't just.
00:03Don't be touching me.
00:04Why are you filming me?
00:04Don't be touching me.
00:05Why are you filming me?
00:06Why are you got your glasses on?
00:08Hey, it's okay.
00:09No, look at him.
00:10It's okay, man.
00:11Yeah, move along, lady.
00:13Can you please?
00:14Move along.
00:15If I fucking hit you, you're going to die.
00:16Go ahead and hit me then.
00:17That's what I thought.
00:18Leave.
00:19Walk away.
00:19Who are you?
00:20You don't even know me.
00:21Walk away.
00:22Walk away.
00:22You don't even know me.
00:24Cry me a river.
00:25You don't know me, so stop filming me.
00:28Nobody wants to know you.
00:29Move along.
00:30Get your goddamn camera off of me.
00:32You are a wildcat.
00:33Keep it moving.
00:36You better stop.
00:38You know what?
00:38Can someone call the police, please?
00:41Why are you filming me?
00:44Oh, my God.
00:45Who is he?
00:46I don't know.
00:48It's okay.
00:49It's okay.
00:49No, I don't know.
00:51It's okay.
00:51You already put your hands on me, so the cops come.
00:53I'm going to show them the footage of you slamming the door on me.
00:55I didn't touch you.
00:57Yeah, you slammed the door on me.
00:58No, you're filming me for no reason.
01:01You're a listening response, though.
01:02I'm out here with the camera.
01:03Hey, you know what?
01:04You're not helpful.
01:04You can move along, too.
01:06You can move along, too.
01:07No, no, no, no.
01:08You're not helpful at all.
01:09Then what are you doing?
01:09Are you a postmaster?
01:10Who are you?
01:11No, I'm not a postmaster.
01:11Okay, then who are you?
01:12I'm obviously a postal worker.
01:14Okay, you can move along.
01:15I don't need to talk to you.
01:16Get out of my face.
01:17You're trying to audit me.
01:18Get out of my face.
01:19You'll do it.
01:20Yeah, get out of my face.
01:21Well, you can do something, too?
01:22I dare you.
01:23No.
01:23That's what I thought.
01:24Move along.
01:24I dare you.
01:25Move along.
01:25That's what I thought.
01:26You ain't shit.
01:27Move along.
01:28You ain't about that life.
01:30You can make me leave.
01:31You can leave.
01:31You have a fucking ice with your glasses and your glasses.
01:33Move along, lady.
01:34You fucking pussy.
01:35Psycho.
01:36Go.
01:36Move.
01:37Move it.
01:38Hey, you and you can leave.
01:41Both of you, get out of my face.
01:42No, I hate ice.
01:43You're ice, so get the hell out of here.
01:45Get out of here, lady.
01:46You're crazy.
01:46You're such a sissy.
01:47You've got glasses on and a mask and a hat.
01:49You're afraid to show your face.
01:51You're afraid to show your face.
01:52You are.
01:52Get out of here.
01:53No.
01:54Go do your snail mail and move the hell on.
01:55No, I'm going to wait for the cops.
01:56Good.
01:57Wait here then, because I'm going to show them.
01:58I didn't do anything.
01:58I have a 360.
01:59It's going to show them what you did to me.
02:01What did I do?
02:02You keep getting closer.
02:03I'm trying to say that you were trying to like.
02:04What do you mean?
02:05You saw it.
02:05She shut the door on me.
02:06No, I didn't see it.
02:06Oh, yeah, exactly.
02:07You're following me.
02:08Oh, whatever.
02:09You're following me.
02:10Yeah, get out of here, both of you.
02:12No, I'm not.
02:13You're worthless.
02:14No, I'm not leaving.
02:15You're worthless.
02:20Why don't you make me leave, tough guy?
02:23That's what I think.
02:24Then zip it.
02:25No, you zip it.
02:26Turn off your camera.
02:27Zip your mouth.
02:28Be a man and leave.
02:29You be a man.
02:29Why don't you make me leave?
02:30Exactly.
02:31You're trying to elicit a response.
02:32It's unnecessary.
02:33You can move along.
02:33No.
02:34Why don't you tell them to stop acting crazy because I'm doing a First Amendment audit.
02:38Tell them to relax.
02:39That's the thing.
02:39You're not doing it.
02:40I was out front.
02:42You're failing your audit.
02:43You're failing your audit.
02:43I don't want to hear you.
02:43You're failing your audit.
02:44I don't want to hear you.
02:45I got out of my room.
02:46You're coming in here to disrupt the business.
02:49You're failing your audit.
02:50Okay, I failed.
02:52If you're trying to do audit, you're fired.
02:52I'm fired?
02:53Yeah, you're right.
02:53Okay.
02:54Okay.
02:54That's the problem.
02:55Okay, if you're comfortable with your job, tell me your name.
02:58But you're coming in here.
02:58Tell me your name.
02:59I don't need to tell you.
03:00Exactly.
03:00That's not a requirement.
03:01Exactly.
03:01You suck.
03:02I don't even know you.
03:03I work here.
03:04Get out of here.
03:05No.
03:05There's no point in it.
03:06Make me leave.
03:06Make me leave then.
03:09Nobody's going to make me leave.
03:10Threatening me.
03:11Threatening me.
03:12You're going to make me leave.
03:13This is what?
03:13You have no business doing that.
03:15Relax, lady.
03:16No, I won't.
03:17I'll get you for elder abuse for this because I'm elder.
03:19You got that right.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:21You're ridiculous.
03:22But look at it.
03:22You got that right, Granny Goose.
03:25Look at you hiding yours.
03:27You're afraid to show me.
03:28Are you done?
03:28Are you done crying?
03:29No, I'm not.
03:29I don't appreciate what you've done to me today.
03:32What I've done to you.
03:33It's true.
03:34You're the one who's trying to do it.
03:34You know what?
03:35You started this.
03:37You're terrified by being vulgar.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:40Oh, my God.
03:42You started all of this by following me at my car.
03:45You failed in your audience.
03:45You followed that lady.
03:47You filled that lady.
03:48We don't need you.
03:49Go away.
03:50And what news channel is this going to be on?
03:52You ever heard that song, Crime Me Your River by Justin Timberlake?
03:54You should play that.
03:55Have you ever heard of Fuck You from Debbie Linnell?
03:57Because that's my name.
03:58That's a nice song.
03:58Do you want my name?
03:59That's your name?
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00You're crazy.
04:01What are you telling your name for?
04:03What are you going to do to me?
04:04No one cares about your name.
04:07You done recording, big boy?
04:08Where is the police at?
04:09I know.
04:10He's taking the mask off.
04:24Why don't you take your mask off and show your face?
04:25Why don't you take your mask off?
04:26Oh, you're so funny.
04:28Take that off, please.
04:30God, you are just weird.
04:39So I'm in El Dorado Hills, and as soon as I get here, slams the door on me, cusses at
04:43me, screaming.
04:45You're okay.
04:46You're okay.
04:46I'm just recording.
04:47She's absolutely wild.
04:48You're okay.
04:49We have ice in here.
04:50You're, no, no, no.
04:51You're beautiful.
04:52You're fine.
04:53Come on in.
04:53It's this one that's absolutely wild and crazy.
04:56I'm not going to just talk.
04:57Yeah, don't talk.
04:58Just zip it.
04:58Keep it quiet.
05:02Be quiet over there.
05:07Oh, you're going to lie like that.
05:09I got all my 360.
05:11It wasn't a lie.
05:12Who are you over there, dude?
05:13You're just a little yapper, aren't you?
05:15You're a little yapper.
05:18That's it.
05:20Do your mail.
05:20Do your snail mail.
05:23I saw a couple tears.
05:25I saw a couple tears.
05:28No, no, no.
05:28Now I'm not going to leave.
05:31What did I ever do to you for you to start filming?
05:34Well, that's a conversation we could have.
05:36Okay, tell me why you're filming.
05:37It's not you.
05:38I was filming everything.
05:39No, you had that directly.
05:40Let me respond.
05:41Let me respond.
05:42You had it on her, too.
05:43Exactly.
05:43So it wasn't just you.
05:44Well, then go.
05:45Just leave us alone.
05:47No one cares about you, Iceman.
05:48I'll let them come in.
05:50Okay.
05:50I'm just letting you know exactly.
05:51Yeah, I appreciate you trying to calm things down,
05:53but you're very wrong about what you were saying.
05:55No, I'm not.
05:56Yeah, you are.
05:57You were trying to elicit a response.
05:58I get what you're trying to do.
05:59No, you don't.
06:00But that is how you're conducting.
06:01How am I conducting?
06:02I was out recording, and she came yelling at me.
06:04Because you don't need to record me.
06:05And if you came in here and you just did it peacefully,
06:07I wanted to see how beautiful this place was and the nice workers.
06:09But it turns out I was wrong.
06:11Sure.
06:11Very, very wrong.
06:12But the problem with that is that you purposely know that that's going to agitate people.
06:15And when you did that, and you came in, you purposely were trying to elicit a response.
06:18So just because you guys have emotions, let me respond.
06:21Let me respond.
06:21You're going to let me respond?
06:22Go ahead.
06:22Just because you guys have emotions you can't control, I should stay outside?
06:26I have the right to be.
06:27Let me finish.
06:28Jesus Christ.
06:29Yes, I do have the right.
06:31Your little yapper.
06:32Yes.
06:33You need to zip it.
06:34Zip it.
06:35You talk too much.
06:36What are you going to do, old man?
06:38That's the thing.
06:39And there's when you finish.
06:40You know what?
06:40I don't give.
06:41I don't care.
06:43I don't care.
06:45You know what?
06:45I'm bored of you.
06:46You can get out of here.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Bye.
06:48You want to do something, don't you?
06:49So bad.
06:49Of course I do.
06:50Of course you do.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Of course I do.
06:52But you know you would be.
06:53I'm not chicken shit.
06:54I wouldn't obscure my...
06:55Okay, let's go outside and do it.
06:56I'll put the camera down.
06:57Exactly.
06:57I'm at my job.
06:59Take your glasses and your mask off.
07:00Hey, I'm at my job too.
07:01Take your glasses and your mask off.
07:02Oh, yeah.
07:03You think you're being paid for you going around trying to do this audit?
07:06You're doing for rage, baby, bro.
07:08I mean, that's...
07:09I wish you had a different, you know, logic in your head.
07:12Just because she came in wild, you are going...
07:14Just be quiet for one second.
07:16No, I don't need to be quiet.
07:17You be quiet.
07:17Just zip it for a minute.
07:18You came in following me with that camera.
07:20The other lady also said you were filming her.
07:23So you need to just stop and stop lying.
07:26Just stop lying.
07:27Do you need a Kleenex for your tears?
07:29No, I don't need a Kleenex.
07:30Why don't you take your mask and glasses off, pussy?
07:32Okay, take yours off first.
07:34You're not even funny.
07:35All right, trust me.
07:36All 50,000, 60,000 that are going to see this are going to laugh because you came in wild.
07:40I was recording the outside beautifully.
07:42Zip it, yapper.
07:44Zip it.
07:44No one wants to hear you.
07:46So then you look good.
07:48No, yeah, I look good regardless, bro.
07:49My mask was badass, so just zip it over there.
07:52Just be quiet.
07:53Just be quiet.
07:54You're not helping the situation, so be quiet.
07:56You're not helping the situation.
07:57You're the one that's causing the issue.
07:59You're getting the camera in people's face and you're annoying people.
08:01Get out.
08:02Are you done?
08:02You done yapping over there?
08:03Shut up.
08:05It's very, very internet, bro.
08:07And the thing is, is that, you know what, like, I wouldn't care if it wasn't for the fact that
08:11you're doing it wrong.
08:12That's the thing.
08:12You're not conducting yourself properly.
08:14So put a mask on and do it with me.
08:15Do it right.
08:16Show me how to do it.
08:17You're going to throw me under the bus when you started this.
08:19You threw yourself under the bus, Granny Goose.
08:21Now stop it.
08:21Stop calling me names.
08:23Say, you call me pussy.
08:24You call me all kinds of things.
08:25There you go.
08:26There you go.
08:26You have to put glasses and a mask on.
08:28I can't show their face as a pussy.
08:30Zip it.
08:30We don't need ice agents here.
08:31You need to go.
08:32Zip it, lady.
08:33No, I'm not going to.
08:34You started this.
08:36You started this whole thing with your camera.
08:38There's cameras everywhere.
08:40Look around.
08:41Why do you have to put it in my face?
08:42It's not on your face.
08:43You walked up to me.
08:44You guys are good.
08:45I'm just recording.
08:46That's all it is.
08:47See what I'm saying?
08:48We need more people like that.
08:49I bet you a thousand bucks.
08:50I still give me a fist bump.
08:51Watch this.
08:52Hell yeah, baby.
08:53I wish you were like that.
08:54Don't go off of what she does.
08:56In YouTube, black hat, little yapper, you need to just relax.
08:59You're calling names, man.
09:00You're like three years old.
09:01What are you going to do?
09:02What are you going to do?
09:03Exactly.
09:04Exactly.
09:04Zip it.
09:05Be quiet.
09:05I don't want to hear you.
09:05Zip it.
09:06Quiet, black hat.
09:07Where are those cops at?
09:08They're on their way.
09:09They're on their way.
09:10Feeling bell?
09:11Sir?
09:13I think somebody called you at the sheriff.
09:15Cool.
09:15Yes, stay right here.
09:17We're going to do our business, okay?
09:19Okay, Rod.
09:19Cool.
09:20Okay.
09:20Cool, Rod.
09:26You're so close to having me outside.
09:27You could have just been a manager.
09:28Bop!
09:28And I would have walked out.
09:29Want to try one more time?
09:30Want to try one more time?
09:30We're going to try one more time.
09:31Come on.
09:32Come on.
09:32Come on.
09:32Come on.
09:32Come on.
09:33Just fist bump.
09:34Just tap my hand.
09:35Just tap it.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:38Come on.
09:39Rod, you can continue your work, Rod.
09:41I'm not interfering at all.
09:45I'm doing it wrong.
09:45You're doing it wrong.
09:46I bet you won't say your name.
09:48Are you talking to me?
09:49Yes, I'm talking to you.
09:50So what's your name, professional worker?
09:53Exactly.
09:54How are you, Mr. Officer?
09:56Mr. K.
09:56I don't even have to edit this.
10:00That's nice.
10:01Nice night for me.
10:02Nice night for me.
10:02Sure.
10:05Sure.