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00:00My name is Tessa Thrawn. In the modern world, I'm the empress of luxury dining.
00:04But in the kitchen, I'm a magician who commands everything through perfect flavor.
00:09My dream is simple, to ensure that every starving person on earth not only gets fed,
00:14but gets to taste something truly magnificent.
00:23Unfortunately, my kitchen is closing early today.
00:34Where the hell am I?
00:43Bodhi, I'm scared. If she comes back, is she gonna steal our food again?
00:49Dad, Tessa must be hurt. There's no way she has the strength to hold onto the rope.
00:54How are we supposed to pull her up?
01:03Take care of Bodhi and Kai. Promise me. Take my sister as your next wife. Keep them. Keep them alive.
01:13I promise. As long as I have breath in my lungs, no one will ever hurt them.
01:20Hold on. Nobody dies on my watch. Not while I'm still breathing. Pull the rope.
01:43A system UI? Primitive tribes? Did I just... transpirated?
01:58Bode, I'm so hungry. Don't piss her off. She'll beat us and take our dried roots again.
02:11Quit your crying. These roots are for trading with kale for furs.
02:15You two little leeches don't deserve anything this good.
02:20You dare bark at me? I'll beat you to death, you useless furpull!
02:31No wonder this family looks at me like I'm the devil.
02:33When her sister died, the original had to marry Gideon and raise his kids.
02:37And what did she do? Treated them like garbage.
02:39Even the big cat, Butter.
02:41But that was her, not me.
02:43I'm not cleaning up her mess.
02:50Is she... playing with mud?
02:54That's not mud.
02:56But what is it?
03:04Smells so good.
03:14You saved me. Eat.
03:18Bodhi! It's so good!
03:20Way better than those burnt roots!
03:26How can it be so good?
03:28A million times better than that tree bark we chew on!
03:31No way a human made this!
03:38No way a human made this!
03:41Smells incredible.
03:42What is that?
03:44Bring all this food up to my place right now, or I'm slaughtering this fat cat for meat today!
03:48Kale, our greedy, selfish neighbor.
03:51He's the one who uses his numbers to push us around, treating our family like a parasite to bleed dry
03:55for the tribe.
03:58The original body had smeared the handles with the sap of a prehistoric man-eating sunflower.
04:02It's a deadly, insmelting acid.
04:04Touch it, and your skin turns black and rots away.
04:07You want it?
04:08Be my guest.
04:15It's all mine now.
04:16And what are you going to do about it?
04:18One more word out of you, and I'll slit your throat.
04:32Ah, my hands!
04:33They're melting!
04:34Tessa, you ungrateful little bitch!
04:36Let me go!
04:39Touch one more scrap of our food, and it'll be your life.
04:42Get out!
04:44You haven't seen the last of me!
04:46This isn't over!
04:57That's enough, Tessa.
04:58I swore to your sister I'd keep you safe.
05:00But the second my back is turned, you're torturing these kids for scraps!
05:04Have you no shame!
05:06Get that peer out of my face.
05:07I don't waste my breath on idiots.
05:09Dad, stop!
05:10You've got it all wrong!
05:12Kale tried to rob us!
05:13Tessa used poison to chase them off, and she even gave us this amazing food!
05:17Tessa protected us!
05:20Tessa, I...
05:21I was wrong.
05:22Save it.
05:23If you're full, go fix the door.
05:28Prehistoric dinosaur fossils are incredibly dense and rock-hard.
05:31Perfect for the system recycled straight into raw iron.
05:42It's so heavy!
05:44What kind of stone is this?
05:45Why is it so hard?
05:46It's raw iron.
05:47Use it to reinforce the door and your weapons.
05:49If you want to survive, stop relying on those garbage rocks and brittle branches.
06:08You just killed a mutant raptor with a rock I've never even seen?
06:12Hold still.
06:17I swore to your sister I'd keep you safe.
06:19Taking that claw for you, that was my promise.
06:22I'm just doing what needs to be done.
06:26Gideon!
06:26Get your ass out here!
06:28This well belongs to us now!
06:30Anyone tries to take a drop, I'll break their legs!
06:33Craig.
06:34The brute of a firstborn from our awful neighbor, Kale.
06:37He's used that crude stone knife to hoard the tribe's water for years.
06:40The original body used to kneel to him for a single drop.
06:43Today, we're settling the score.
06:45Aya, one of the few people in this wasteland who still has a conscience.
06:48Craig, this well is for everyone.
06:51Gideon is hurt, and his kids need water.
06:54Back off, old hag!
06:55Gideon is a crippled piece of trash!
06:57You think his family deserves this water?
06:59If that bitch knows what's good for her, she'll get on her knees right now,
07:02and I might just spare them some foot wash!
07:04Yeah!
07:05A cripple and his leeches?
07:07Giving them water is a total waste!
07:08Let's see how she begs today.
07:11Stealing my water?
07:12Craig, today I'm going to teach you who actually runs things around here.
07:15You're dead!
07:21My god!
07:22She swat him away with one swing!
07:26Whose well is this?
07:28Speak.
07:28Yours!
07:29It's yours!
07:30Please don't kill me!
07:34Tessa, thank you.
07:36This is fresh firewood from my home.
07:38Can I trade it for a little water?
07:40Take your bags and fill them up.
07:42Around here, those who follow the rules get to drink.
07:54Gideon is the only one in this tribe with the blood of a war god.
07:57If I can just slip this wild aphrodiac powder from under my nails into his wound,
08:01he'll lose his mind and take me.
08:03Once I'm carrying his child, he'll be my lapdog for the rest of his life.
08:07Gideon, seeing you in pain breaks my heart.
08:11That cold, wicked Tessa doesn't care about you at all.
08:14You're the strongest man in the tribe.
08:17Just marry me.
08:18Let me give you a child.
08:20I'll take care of you every single day.
08:25Get lost!
08:26Keep your rotting weed stench away from me.
08:28Alara, the manipulative little viper from next door,
08:31plays the fragile victim but she's ruthless to the core.
08:34She's obsessed with Gideon's strength and wants his kids so she can take over and puppet our whole family.
08:39Everyone look!
08:40Gideon got hurt hunting for the tribe and Tessa won't even give him a drop of water!
08:44I tried to help him with some herbs and she made him hit me!
08:49Cut the act.
08:50Gideon wants nothing to do with you.
08:53You're the one shamelessly throwing yourself at him.
08:55Spit!
08:56Trying to steal another woman's man in broad daylight.
08:59You're a disgrace to the tribe.
09:01You bitch!
09:02This is all your fault!
09:03I'll kill you!
09:05You're asking for it.
09:10Bad woman!
09:11Look everyone!
09:12She really had toxic powder hidden under her nails!
09:14She was trying to poison my dad!
09:15My god!
09:17She always looks so sweet but her heart is pure evil!
09:21My hand!
09:21I'll tear you apart!
09:27Since you love poisoning people so much,
09:30why don't you get a taste of this highly toxic nerve weed yourself?
09:35Get out!
09:36Take one more step near Tessa or my family and I'll pierce your throat myself.
09:43I'm sorry Tessa, I almost fell for her act.
09:46Save your useless sympathy in the wasteland.
09:47Let's go home.
09:51Oh no!
09:52The fault line behind the house split open!
09:54Even that evil giant man-eating sunflower from the back mountain came out!
09:58Follow me.
09:59We're going to the magma valley to scavenge the mutant supplies.
10:11Help!
10:20Tessa!
10:27The stomach acid is highly corrosive.
10:29I need to soak it up with zeolite powder right now.
10:31Then cut this thing open and extract the core detoxifying nectar.
11:01This power, Tessa,
11:04are you some kind of miracle sent from above?
11:07It's just the basic healing property of topleb ingredients.
11:11Take this and let's go home.
11:24They're definitely hoarding the good stuff.
11:27Let the wasteland wolves loose.
11:29Tear them to shreds and take all their food.
11:38Oh my leg!
11:40They've gone mad!
11:42Get these crazy beasts off me!
11:44Run!
11:53Tessa, it smells incredible.
11:55My grandson hasn't eaten in days.
11:57Can I trade this bundle of sweet wild greens for just a small piece of meat?
12:02It smells like food from the gods.
12:03I'll trade the last of my nuts for some too.
12:17Take it.
12:18Anyone who cuts ties with that scum next door and follows the rules gets to eat.
12:30Get word to the wasteland drifters.
12:32Tonight, we burn their house to the ground.
12:41It smells so good.
12:43I've never smelled anything like this.
12:48Eat up.
12:49Under my roof, only a well-fed crew earns their keep.
12:56This is food for the gods.
12:58That dry bark we used to chew was worse than animal crap.
13:05I told you.
13:06As long as I hold this spear, I'll fight to my last breath.
13:10To keep my promise to your sister.
13:12I won't let anyone hurt you again.
13:15That depends on how you prove yourself, brother-in-law.
13:20Get in!
13:22You crippled trash!
13:23Hand over the woman who makes the golden food!
13:25Do it!
13:26Or we'll tear you all to shreds today!
13:34Tessa, get the kids to the geothermal blind spot behind the house.
13:49Butter, guard the back.
13:51Tonight, we're taking out the trash once and for all.
14:03Run!
14:05Where are you hiding now, you selfish bitch?
14:07Gideon, today I'm taking your woman and all your food right in front of your eyes!
14:16Tessa, get back inside!
14:23I gave you a chance to settle your debts.
14:26But you chose to rob us instead.
14:28Today, we're settling the score right here, right now.
14:37My eyes! I'm flying! My lungs are on fire!
14:47You want flour and sugar?
14:49Fine.
14:50But there's no charity here, only trade.
14:54Bring me 20 pounds of iron ore or 10 bundles of firewood.
14:58Try to rob us again, and next time I'll pump this toxic gas straight down your throats.
15:08Tessa, we'll follow your lead from now on.
15:10You make the rules in this sanctuary.
15:14Tessa!
15:25From now on, you call the shots in this house.
15:50You're trying to destroy our home?
15:57Not on my watch.
16:03Gideon! Get the kids up here, now!
16:08Bodhi! Grab your brother! Don't look down!
16:19The geothermal spikes are getting worse.
16:22To survive this, I need to strip this place of every mineral.
16:25System, recycle all high-sulfur ore exchange for painkillers and salt.
16:29Now!
16:42Little bastard, what are you hiding there?
16:45Hand it over.
16:47Don't take it!
16:48Tessa gave this to me!
16:55Tessa, you think that vicious bitch gives a damn if you live or die?
16:58I'm gonna crush your skull right here and feed this to my pets!
17:14You little leeches!
17:16Wasting my herbs!
17:17I'll beat you both to death, you worthless pieces of trash!
17:39Get your filthy boot off my kid!
17:43My face! My teeth!
17:46What the hell are you two idiots waiting for?
17:48Got this bitch!
17:51Take one step forward if you're ready to die.
18:03Kai, I'm sorry I'm late. Where does it hurt? Let me see.
18:10Tessa, what did you just call us? Did you just say we're your kids?
18:14That's right. From today on, you're my kids. And as long as I'm breathing, nobody will ever step on you
18:20again.
18:22Tessa, I thought you were going to hit me again. I thought you didn't want me.
18:29You used to despise these kids. You didn't even care about your sister's dying wish.
18:34But now, you're going to war with the entire Nomad tribe just to protect them?
18:38System, use all the points from the high sulfate ore exchange.
18:41Redeem the basic painkiller ointment. Do it now.
18:53You couldn't even identify basic herbs before. Where did you get a miracle cure that heals wounds instantly?
18:59Are you really the Tessa I married?
19:03I'm the one who's going to keep these kids alive. If I can't count on you, then stay out of
19:06my way.
19:19I'm the one who's going to keep these kids alive.
19:23System, swap for heavy duty bug repellent on this hay now. I need to save butter.
19:34Tessa, butter's bleeding so much. He's family. Can we heal him? Please don't let him hurt anymore.
19:44Easy now. Butter's going to be fine. You must be starving. I'll make you something with a lot more energy.
20:01Deepwood's predators. The acid venom from their claws has already reached her bones.
20:05The tribe doesn't have any herbs for a toxin like this.
20:10Aunt Aya won't last the day.
20:12Acid venom is notoriously tough to purge. I need boiling water and that bioluminescent mushroom,
20:17fused with system-grade coarse salt. I'll brew an anti-toxy broth to stabilize her.
20:20System, redem two packs of refined coarse salt.
20:44It's a mutant raptor.
20:45Careful, it's a mutant raptor.
21:01You. You just tamed the most vicious prehistoric predator with a piece of meat?
21:07On this island, starvation is the only real monster, Gideon.
21:11No.
21:36Adult raptors track fresh blood. System deduct 15 points.
21:40Swap for three slabs of a picture 12. Now.
22:15Tessie! I don't want the meat. Please, just don't use the whip.
22:24Don't lock me out in the blizzard again.
22:50You little leeches think you deserve this, and you, you stupid beast, you want to protect him?
22:55You can all freeze to death outside tonight!
23:03Kai, look at me. The monster who hurt you is gone, and she's never coming back.
23:08As long as I'm around, no one in this wasteland will ever make you kneel again.
23:14Heat and a soothing scent for the trauma. System, exchange for one bar of gentle soap.
23:20Come on, let's go to the hot springs out back.
23:30Gideon was right. You really are different now.
23:34Were you sent here to save us?
23:38I'm just your mother. Come here, Bodhi. Let's get your hair washed.
24:11I'm just your mother.
24:12Do you want to destroy our life?
24:12Oh
24:19Volcanic drought is coming butter needs high-yield protein to get his combat strength back
24:25System one tip exchange for a mutant succulent beast
24:43Oh
25:00Give this to Aya out here in the wastes as long as I have meat my people don't starve
25:12Oh
25:16This meat there's a savage ancient power burning right through my bones
25:23Eat up you'll need a full stomach to slaughter the wolves waiting outside
25:43Oh
26:13Come morning, I'm gonna watch that bitch crawl to my feet and back for water like a dog
26:23Think you can trap me with poison water system deduct 15 points swap for high gluten flour and white sugar
26:41Tomorrow I'll make you choke on every last bit of it
26:56The toxic smoke is backing up through the water pipe
27:06Sun's up time to settle the score at the well
27:08Sun's up time to settle the score at the well
27:32Every last one of you river tribe rats is gonna die of thirst today
27:41Bitch, I'm gonna split your skull wide open
28:04Touch my son again, and I'll take your only good arm right here right now
28:15Tessa there's too many of them and that nightshade poison is lethal
28:21The well is dead we have no way out
28:31Poisoned well please there isn't an ingredient or drop of water in this wasteland
28:36I can't purify
28:38Nightshade and acid toxins require high-density physiochemical jewel filtration
28:43System deduct 50 points swap for activated zeolite powder and unlock tier 2 industrial blueprint
28:50High-capacity distillation water tower
29:18High-capacity distillation water tower
29:24From this day on the river tribe answers only to you
29:43Magma's too hot
29:44Need a sub-zero physical coagulant to force a seal
29:47System
29:48Recycle all the volcanic oil and toxic weeds I gathered
29:52Swap for one bucket of flash freeze dry ice coagulant
30:13Boagulant
30:14This well this water poisoning trash like you don't deserve a single drop
30:19Get the hell out of the river tribe take one step back inside and I'll take your heads with this
30:24sheet
30:24I'll shovel myself.
30:41Great Chieftain, there's a woman at the River Tribe
30:44who conjures miracle food out of thin air.
30:47Slaughter them for it, and all her premium flower
30:49and divine medicine, it's all yours.
31:04Light the torches! Tonight, we level the River Tribe!
31:10We're taking that woman and every last piece of her magic!
31:20The disaster's closing in, and the nomads could strike back any time.
31:24This silver hairpin is the perfect cover.
31:27I'll say I pawned it at the market for rations,
31:29which hides the fact that I'm pulling high-energy meat straight from the system.
31:33System. One click recycle and swap.
31:39Tomorrow, I'm taking this hairpin to the market to pawn for rations.
31:42Tonight, we eat our fill.
31:53I'm useless. I promise to marry you, to protect you,
31:57and I can't even keep your sister's last memento safe.
32:01I swear to you, as long as I have breath in my lungs,
32:04I'll get that hairpin back!
32:07A piece of metal from the dead won't save the living.
32:10Start the fire.
32:23No!
32:29No!
32:32No!
32:33No!
33:03Hmm.
33:08Eat up. We've got blind fools coming tonight. Just begging to die.
33:14Let them come. I'll rip them apart, one by one.
33:34Tessa! You're hoarding meat every damn meal and giving nothing to the elders!
33:38Be smart! Hand over the whole pot! We're splitting it!
34:03You want a taste? You don't deserve a single scrap, big guy. Gideon, tear them apart.
34:10No!
34:33Gideon, get the kids to the corner. Nobody moves unless I say so.
34:41I've got them. As long as I hold this spear, nobody crosses that door.
35:00Mom! Help!
35:03You're a-
35:08You're a-
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35:17You're a-
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35:17You're a-
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35:17Too many of them. Time for the heavy artillery.
35:20System, redeem three high-yield black powder charges. Now!
35:32Have a taste of modern firepower
35:39Die you little bastard your wicked stepmother can't save you now
35:55Oh
35:57Butter please don't die
35:59Tessa you have to save him
36:18I told you touch my family
36:22And there won't be anything left to bury
36:55Tessa take the kids get out of here
37:01You great river creples your women and your food belong to me now
37:27Mom! Dad! Save Mom!
37:38I said no one touches her! Get your hands off my wife!
37:43I said no one touches her
37:47Mom!
37:48Mom!
37:56Mom!
38:24I don't know.
38:29Got to clear the board before they regroup.
38:32System, swap for high-yield capsoichine gas canister.
38:45If you want to live, run.
38:57...
39:16Dad, it's a T-rex, we're dead!
39:27No!
40:05mom i'm scared butter's still bleeding is he gonna die don't be afraid mom's here
40:12no one is touching you recycle the century old ginseng and all the toxic birds
40:18quick swap for the strongest single target heavy weapon
40:47get the hell away from my son
40:57drop you son of a bitch
41:35get the hell away from my son
41:45drop you son of a bitch
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