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00:05Kids, your mother and I have great news.
00:08Where are we going?
00:09We are going to the Hatsune Miku concert in Tokyo, Japan.
00:13Yay! Rosie must make you so much...
00:15Wow, I never knew something like that could happen.
00:19This trip is going to change my life.
00:21What? I want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:24Hatsune Miku is for weebs.
00:26Classic Halo, we are not going to Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:30We are going to the concert and that's final.
00:32I agree with your mom.
00:34Also, you will have 11 strikes while we are on this trip.
00:37If you do something wrong, you will earn a strike.
00:41Get them all and you will get a punishment day.
00:44Got it?
00:44Ugh, I got it. Whatever.
00:47Good. Now all of you get some sleep.
00:49Our flight to Tokyo leaves at 7 a.m. tomorrow.
01:05Man. I do not want to go to this dumb concert.
01:09Hatsune Miku is for people who want her and other anime people as real people.
01:14It's plain stupid.
01:15How am I going to get out of this?
01:20I have an idea.
01:21I will wake up really early and slash my dad's tires.
01:24That way, we can't go to the concert.
01:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:303.28 a.m.
01:56Are you all ready, kids?
01:58This trip will change your lives forever.
02:01Yes.
02:01Yes.
02:02Classic Galoo.
02:03What's with this gaming expression on your face?
02:06Nothing, Dad.
02:07Alright, let's go.
02:11What's going on?
02:12Why aren't we moving?
02:14I'm going to check the engine.
02:18Hmm.
02:18The engine is fine.
02:20I'll check the tires.
02:25What?
02:25The tires are flat.
02:27Wait a minute.
02:28What's this knife doing on the ground?
02:30I found the problem.
02:31We have four flat tires.
02:33Classic Galoo must have slashed them while we were sleeping.
02:36Oh my gosh.
02:38Classic Galoo.
02:39Did you just slash my tires?
02:41Tell me the truth right now or you're grounded.
02:44Um, um, um, um, um.
02:45Yes, I did.
02:46Classic Galoo.
02:48How dare you slash my tires?
02:50You know that those tires cost $4,000.
02:53That's it.
02:54You have received your first strike.
02:56Ten more and you will be grounded.
02:58Since we can't drive this car, we'll have to get a bus.
03:01You're lucky we live near an airport.
03:22So, Doris, what would you like to do in Tokyo?
03:25I've always wanted to go to the rabbit house.
03:28Those waitresses are so cute.
03:30Rosie, what about you?
03:33Rosie must look at me.
03:34Maybe they might have something there.
03:37Galoo.
03:38I've heard of this place called Plaza Gapcom.
03:41It sure sounds like a fun place.
03:43I think so too.
03:45And what about you, Classic Galoo?
03:47Dad, I don't want to go to Tokyo.
03:49I want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's.
03:51Classic Galoo.
03:52Stop yelling and sit down.
03:55We are going to Tokyo regardless of your decision.
03:58Screw you, Dad.
03:59Classic Galoo.
04:00How dare you talk smack at me and flip me off.
04:03That is super mean.
04:04That's it.
04:05You've received your second strike.
04:07Nine more until you're grounded.
04:12Welcome to the Onomat City International Airport.
04:15How may I help you?
04:17I would like five tickets to Tokyo, please.
04:20Okay. Five tickets to Tokyo coming up.
04:23Here you go.
04:25Have a nice trip.
04:28No problem.
04:35Since our flight is in an hour, how about we get something to eat?
04:40Sure, Boris.
04:41Let's get something to eat.
04:44Come on, kids.
04:50Welcome to Taco Bell.
04:52How can I help you?
04:53I'll have a sausage waffle taco with a Diet Pepsi.
04:57I'll have a breakfast crunch wrap with a Mountain Dew.
05:00I'll have a bacon breakfast burrito with an orange juice.
05:03I'll have two breakfast soft tacos with a maroudini.
05:06And I will have a grilled breakfast burrito with a Sierra Mist.
05:09I'm sorry, but we no longer serve Sierra Mist.
05:12What?
05:13You've got to be kidding me.
05:15I wish I was.
05:17Unfortunately, to compete better with Sprite, Pepsi has decided to discontinue Sierra Mist and
05:22replace it with Starry.
05:23No!
05:24Starry is such a dumb name for a lemon I'm drinking.
05:27Give me Sierra Mist right now.
05:29Kalou, you heard him.
05:30Sierra Mist is now Starry.
05:32Get used to it.
05:33Fine.
05:34I'll get a stupid Starry then.
05:35Okay, fine.
05:38Here is your food.
05:39Come again.
05:42Classic Kalou.
05:43How dare you make a big deal over Starry.
05:45You could have gotten us kicked out.
05:47That's it.
05:48You have earned your third strike.
05:50Eight more and you're grounded.
05:52Flight 420 to Tokyo is now boarding.
05:56That's us.
05:57Let's go.
06:09Hello and welcome to Tri-Color.
06:12Airline.
06:13I am Kimberly.
06:14How is everyone doing today?
06:17Doing good, ma'am.
06:19Not very good.
06:20I don't want to go to Japan.
06:22Don't feel too bad, little one.
06:25It takes time getting used to, but once you do, it won't be so bad.
06:29I've been in that situation when I was your age.
06:33May I interest you in any snacks or drinks?
06:36I'll have some Chips Ahoy Cookies with a Starry, please.
06:39I'll have some Lay's Chips with a Pepsi Zero, please.
06:43I'll have some Cholica Me Worms with a Diet Mountain Teal, please.
06:46I'll have some Pepperoni Pizza Compose with a Pepsi, please.
06:50And I'll have some Funyuns with a Diet Pepsi, please.
06:53Okay.
06:54Here you go.
06:55Enjoy.
06:59What?
07:00This bag is tiny.
07:01No fair.
07:02Everyone else has bigger bags than me.
07:05Dad.
07:05Tell the flight attendant to bring me a bigger bag of Funyuns.
07:08Classic Galoo, sit down.
07:11I am not going to call the flight attendant to get you a bigger bag of Funyuns.
07:15Be happy with what you got.
07:17Then I'll just throw this bag of Funyuns at your face.
07:25Classic Galoo.
07:26I can't believe you threw your Funyuns at my face.
07:29You know that airline food is super expensive.
07:32That's it.
07:33You have earned your fourth strike.
07:35Seven more and you're grounded.
07:43It's not supposed to be easy to eat.
07:45Half of it is supposed to fall onto your plate when you squeeze it and the rest goes onto your
07:49shirt.
07:49How's everything going over here?
07:51Terrible.
07:51Go away.
07:52See, look.
07:53Now I have to be even more ridiculous to make up for what you guys aren't doing.
07:57Silverware?
07:57Put them on.
07:58Salt shaker?
07:59Whatever.
07:59Ice from soda?
08:00Get on that burger.
08:01Peter, people are staring.
08:03Yeah, they're saying, look at the creative guy.
08:05Look at King Fudrucker over there.
08:07Usually you put a burger on a tray.
08:09This guy's putting a tray on a f***ing burger.
08:11Are you through, Peter?
08:12Not yet, I'm not.
08:13Give me the car keys.
08:14Peter.
08:15Give me the car keys.
08:22That's Fudruckers.
08:24Peter, you've opened the trunk.
08:26Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
08:28This episode of Family Guy is so funny.
08:31Dad, may I please watch Family Guy on your iPad?
08:35No, you may not.
08:36Family Guy is not appropriate for you.
08:39I want to watch Family Guy.
08:48Classic Kino, your father told you Family Guy is inappropriate.
08:53You are not watching Family Guy and that's funnel.
08:56Just for that, you have earned your fifth strike.
08:59Six more and you're grounded.
09:01A-F-T-E-R-T-H-E-Y-G-O-T-F-F-T-H-E-B-L-A
09:06-N-E-D-O-T-H-E-B-K-F-L-Y-O-A-I-R-P-O-R-T.
09:14Ugh, classic Kino.
09:15Are you kidding me?
09:16First you threw a bag of Funyuns at my face and then you threw a temper tantrum over Family Guy.
09:22What's wrong with you, young man?
09:24I agree with your father.
09:26When will you ever shape up and be like the rest of us?
09:28All you do is cause trouble.
09:31Anyways, let's find the boss to our hotel.
09:39This is our boss.
09:41Let's go.
09:46Ugh.
09:47This trip has sucked so far.
09:49How am I gonna get out of this?
09:51I know.
09:52When we get in the elevator to our hotel room,
09:54I will press the emergency button in the elevator.
09:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
10:00U-P-O-N-A-R-R-I-V-A-L-A-T-D-H-E-H-O-T-L.
10:08Hello and welcome to the Hoshino-ya Hotel in Tokyo.
10:12How can I help you?
10:15We would like a sweet room on the highest floor you have available.
10:18Okay, the highest floor we have available is on floor 17.
10:25Is that okay?
10:27Sure.
10:29Okay, your room number is 1713.
10:34Thank you and enjoy your stay.
10:38Hey, are not you Elma from Miss Kobayashi Dragon Maid?
10:41Yes, I am thanks for notice I'm pretty, am I?
10:47I think you are pretty cute.
10:49That was a nice compliment anyway.
10:53Have a nice night.
10:55You too, Elma.
11:17Now's my chance.
11:19Classic Galoo, what are you doing?
11:24Classic Galoo.
11:26Have you lost your mind?
11:27That button is for emergencies only.
11:30You're lucky that only sounded the bell.
11:32That's it.
11:33You have earned your sixth strike.
11:35Five more and you're grounded.
11:37W-H-E-N-T-H-E-Y.
11:40G-O-T-T-T-H-E-I-R.
11:42H-T-L-R-M.
11:44Wow, this place sure is breathtaking.
11:47But it has been a long day.
11:49Let's get some sleep.
11:52Uck, this place is so strange.
11:54The beds are so low.
11:56How am I going to sleep?
11:57Classic Galoo.
11:58It's a tradition in Japan that people usually sleep on the floor.
12:02So deal with it.
12:03What about that blanket over there?
12:06No.
12:07That is for me and mom only.
12:09You can sleep on the floor with Galoo and Rosie.
12:11I want to use the blanket.
12:13I want to use the blanket.
12:14I want to use the blanket.
12:16I want to use the blanket.
12:17I want to use the blanket.
12:42They have very cute waitresses there.
12:44So does this mean we can eat rabbit meat? That place sure sounds disgusting.
12:53Very funny, Kalu. It's just the name of the restaurant we're eating at.
12:58I was just kidding. Let's go.
13:01Oh, Kalu, you are a card.
13:05There it is.
13:08Let's go.
13:15Hello, I am hot cocoa and welcome to the rabbit house. How many people are in your party?
13:23Two adults and three kids, please.
13:26Okay. Feel free to find a table. A waitress will be with you momentarily.
13:33Okay.
13:41Welcome to the rabbit house. My name is Maya Joga. And I will be your waitress. May I get you
13:50guys started with a drink?
13:51I'll have an orange juice, please.
13:54I would like an iced coffee, please.
13:57I'll have a diet Pepsi, please.
13:59I'll have a chocolate milk, please.
14:02And I'll have 2% milk, please.
14:04I am sorry. But we do not serve 2% milk. We do however, have skim or whole milk.
14:14What? This has got to be some sort of joke.
14:16I wish it was. But there is a 12% milk right now. How about whole or skim instead?
14:26No. Screw whole and skim milk. I want 2% milk right now.
14:30Why?
14:41Classic Alu. We are in a public area. Sit down right now.
14:45You can drink skim milk or whole milk or you can drink nothing at all.
14:49You are very close to your 8th strike.
14:51Fine. If that's how you want to play it.
15:03Classic Alu, I can't believe you knocked your father to the ground and took the waitress down with him.
15:09That's it. You have earned your 8th strike. 3 more and you're grounded.
15:14Boris, are you alright?
15:16Yes, I'm fine. That really hurt.
15:19Maya, are you alright? I didn't mean to bump into you.
15:23I am fine. Looks like you have a spoiled kid.
15:27Aren't I right?
15:28Yes, he really is spoiled. Just get him whole milk. Do you still remember our drinks?
15:34Of course. I will return with them shortly.
15:38Thank you. I apologize for my kid. He can be a real handful.
15:43It's right. Your kid ISNT is the first one to do something like this.
15:49And neither will he be the last.
15:58F-T-E-R-D-H-E-Y-A-T-E-T-H-E-I-R-B-R-E-A
16:04-K-F-A-S-T.
16:05Despite classic Halo's tantrum, this place was great. The food was also pretty good too. What would you guys like
16:13to do now?
16:14Let's go to the Hello Kitty store. I bet there's something there.
16:17Okay, let's go.
16:22U-P-O-N-A-R-R-I-V-A-L-A-T-T-H-E-H-E-L-L
16:27-K-I-T-T-Y-S-T-O-I.
16:30Wow, this feels like a dream. I love this place.
16:33Ugh. This place is awful. It makes me want to.
16:39Classic Halo. How dare you puke on Halo. You just made Rosie cry. That's it. You have earned your ninth
16:46strike. Two more and you're grounded. Let's get out of here right now.
16:55Well, Rosie, sorry that was a total bust.
16:59Why don't we calm down and do something else?
17:01Hey, I just remembered. There's an arcade near us. It sounds like fun. Follow me.
17:07Okay.
17:12Hey, you look familiar. Hey, are you who I think you are?
17:17Yes, Little One. I am Amaradoma. Double hat is your name.
17:22My name is Kayu.
17:25Nice to meet you, Kayu. My friend Shilfin Ford Tachibana and I are gonna have fun in this arcade. Wanna
17:32join us?
17:34Dad, may I join them in the arcade?
17:37Sure, but please bring Classic Kayu with you so you make sure he doesn't get into any trouble. If he
17:43does something wrong, call me. I'm trusting you. We're going on a walk.
17:48Sure thing, Dad.
17:50Have fun. We'll be back in a little while. No problem, Dad.
17:55Who's the other kid?
17:58This is my twin brother, Classic Kayu. All he cares about is Chuck E. Cheese's. He's been getting into a
18:05lot of trouble here.
18:06Wow, T-Hat's a big responsibility. I am impressed that you are a big brother.
18:13I know, right. Let's go.
18:19As we get to work with GameCube, they don't need to be a guest.
18:20We have making the best he's done.
18:25What's your name right?
18:30I know.
18:39What's your name?
18:39What's your name right?
18:40Oh, I know exactly what's your name right?
18:40What's your name right?
18:41I know.
18:41You're like, yeah, yeah.
18:54Oh, my goodness.
18:55What's going on here?
18:57Oh, my goodness.
18:58Looks like K.Roy's brother is not having a good day.
19:02Classic Caillou.
19:03You just destroyed the machine.
19:05That's it.
19:06I'm calling Dad.
19:12My phone is ringing.
19:13Who could it be?
19:15Hello?
19:16Dad, please come to the arcade.
19:19Classic Caillou has destroyed one of the machines because he said it was rigged.
19:23He did what?
19:24Oh, my gosh.
19:25Thank you for telling me.
19:27We will be over as soon as possible.
19:30Bye.
19:39Classic Caillou.
19:40How dare you destroy the arcade machine?
19:43You know those things are super expensive.
19:45That's it.
19:46You have earned your tenth strike.
19:48One more and you're grounded.
19:50Let's get out of here before things get any worse.
19:55Wow.
19:56His little brother really is a spoiled brat.
19:59He just destroyed that machine.
20:02Hopefully they fix it soon.
20:04No kidding?
20:07Classic Caillou.
20:08This is your very last chance.
20:11You only have one strike left until you receive a punishment day.
20:14You better shape up for the rest of the trip.
20:17Got it?
20:17Yes.
20:18I got it.
20:20Good.
20:24Come on, everyone.
20:26The Hatsune Miku concert is starting soon.
20:29Let's go.
20:33W-H-E-N-T-H-E-Y.
20:35G-O-T-T-P-H-E.
20:37C-O-N-C-E-R-T.
20:42W-H-E-N-T-H-E-Y.
20:47G-O-T-T-P-H-E.
20:53C-O-N-C-E-R-T.
20:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
20:59ha ha ha ha.
21:02Classic Caillou, you are a genius.
21:04Dad, can I go to the bathroom?
21:06Sure, but please be back shortly.
21:09The concert is about to start.
21:16There's a hall to go backstage.
21:18Let's go.
21:23Now all I need to do is find the door that goes to the stage.
21:27We could get ready to get out on stage.
21:31Oh no. I better hide.
21:42HMM. I thought I heard something in here. It's probably nothing. Let's go on stage.
21:56Phew. That was a close one. Anyway, let's sneak on stage.
22:08It's starting. Yay.
22:16Hello boys and girls, and welcome to the Tokyo Vocaloid concert. I am your host, Kagami Ne-Rin.
22:24Before we begin, I will randomly select a member of our audience for a special photo with me. You there,
22:36in the blue. Yay.
22:45Hello, little girl. What's your name?
22:49My name is Rosie Anderson.
22:52Hello, Rosie. How would you like to get a picture with me?
22:57That sounds amazing. Dad, get the camera.
23:00Okay. Give it up for Rosie Anderson.
23:08Smile. Rosie.
23:14L-I-T-T-L-E. L-A-T-E-R.
23:17Bye.
23:22You are!
23:25You are!
23:48Thank you, everyone.
23:50It sure was a good time.
23:53Before we return,
23:54I will randomly select a person to get a photo with me.
24:04You there.
24:05In the yellow.
24:09Oh my gosh.
24:17Hello.
24:18Little one.
24:20What's your name?
24:22I think you're religious brother.
24:24Yes, I am her brother.
24:26My name is Caillou.
24:27Can we get a picture together?
24:29Sure.
24:32Let's give it up for K-Low Anderson.
24:45Classic Caillou.
24:47Get over here right now.
24:52Classic Caillou.
24:53How dare you ruin our trip to the Hatsune Miku concert in Tokyo, Japan.
24:58That was one of the most anticipated concerts in the whole world.
25:02Not only that, but you also knocked your father down to the ground at the rabbit house, threw
25:07up on your brother, and destroyed one of the machines at the arcade.
25:11We were very lucky we did not get kicked out of those places.
25:14And also, you photobombed K-Low's picture with Miku.
25:18I can't believe he did all of this.
25:21That's it.
25:22You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded,
25:26grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, until Paw Patrol gets cancelled.
25:30Go to bed right now.
25:32You will be receiving your punishment day tomorrow.
25:34Y-a-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
25:39-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
25:55Classic Caillou.
25:56This is your punishment day.
25:58First punishment, eating an entire packet of Diablo sauce.
26:02No.
26:03Too bad, eat it right now.
26:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is so hot.
26:18Good. That's what you deserve. Second punishment, listening to Baby Shark on max volume.
26:42Baby Shark.
26:44Baby Shark.
26:46Baby Shark.
26:51Mommy Shark.
26:53Mommy Shark.
26:54Mommy Shark.
26:59Daddy Santa.
27:01Daddy Santa.
27:06Daddy Shark.
27:07Grandma Shark.
27:14Grandma Shark.
27:23Let's go hunt.
27:28Let's go hunt.
27:30Let's go hunt.
27:32Right now.
27:42Safe and lost.
27:44Safe and lost.
27:47Safe and lost.
27:48Safe and lost.
27:50It's the entertainment.
27:53It's the entertainment.
27:55It's the entertainment.
27:57It's the entertainment.
28:00Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
28:04That really hurts my eardrums.
28:06Also, I hate that song.
28:08Too bad.
28:09Classic Kalu.
28:11Third punishment, eating all of the turds out of Gilbert's litter box.
28:15I am not eating Gilbert's scrap.
28:17Yes, you are.
28:19Classic Kalu.
28:20Eat it now.
28:23Ugh, that was so disgusting.
28:26We do not bloody care.
28:29Fourth and final punishment, getting blown up by a microwave microwaving a microwave.
28:34Wait, how would that even work?
28:36Simple.
28:37I'll just use GoAnimate logic to fit this microwave into the microwave.
28:53Yay.
28:54Classic Kalu is done for.
28:56I hope he learns his lesson after this.