00:00But the definition of salt life to me is being able to sit under a palm tree
00:05and drink a bottle of rum and get on the horn and start making some phone calls.
00:09Really?
00:09It's time to start calling some exes.
00:12Now that I'm blacked out on a bottle of rum by myself,
00:16I should tell her I love her.
00:20I haven't talked to her in three years.
00:23She'd love to hear from me.
00:24I think she would really enjoy the hell.
00:25I think they love that, though.
00:27Oh, we fucking miss you.
00:28The girls want nothing more than their ex-boyfriends who call them blacked out.
00:31I'm in Florida.
