00:00You would imagine just bringing like two escorts to a wedding and then it's just like you can
00:03have them like go get you stuff and give you like you can like hug them a hundred times.
00:08Keep hugging them.
00:09You could like wear a condom.
00:15Preemptive condom.
00:16Just keep it on the whole day.
00:17Piss.
00:18Just sit there and piss.
00:23It bursts open.
00:24Just piss your pants.
00:27There's three pisses in there.
00:28Just slide off.
00:30Just slide off your flaccid penis while you're dancing.
00:34So much piss.
00:35Just explodes out of your pants.
00:39At once.
00:40People are slipping on the dance floor.
00:44Slide the lip.
00:50Imagine dropping a used condom in a wedding on the dance floor.
00:56Just falls out of your pants.
01:00It would halt the ceremony.
01:01People are going to be like, what is this?
01:06Why is it so wet?
01:09Oh, dude.
01:10Imagine.
01:11You get a little bit of like the cherry grenadine.
01:13And I get it on the sides.
01:14Someone just pops a cherry.
01:17What the f***?
01:20A used virginity condom.
01:25Right next to where the bride and group sit.
01:30It would be like me in pictures and shit.
01:32Put some of the cake icing on it.
01:34Oh, my God.
01:36Goddamn.
01:37That would be so fun.
01:38Turd out of the slacks would be hilarious, too.
01:40Oh, dude.
01:40That would be great.
01:41Just shake one out.
01:42Oh, dude.
01:43Oh, dude.
01:43Oh, dude.
01:43Oh, dude.
01:44Oh, dude.
01:44Oh, dude.
01:44Oh, dude.
01:44Oh, dude.
01:44Oh, dude.
01:44Oh, dude.
