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00:00:01I'm out.
00:00:40Hey. How's it going, man? Good. Good, dude. How are you? Great. Great. Young Daniel? How are you, sir? Good,
00:00:50man. How are you doing? Good, good.
00:00:54Whoo. Oops. Oh, man. Is it all gone? Oh, no. You are drunk. I gotta pull a cup down. Oh.
00:01:08Can you give me a ride home? I didn't drive here. I'm gonna dance now. That's okay. You can just
00:01:12drop me off on the way. No, you're not on the way to dance. You're on the way to my
00:01:16place. Yes, I am. You're not on the way to dance. No, please. Man, it'd be so much easier if
00:01:20I just lived there.
00:01:21Okay, well, fuck you. So much easier. You're giving me a ride home because there's no one else at this
00:01:26party.
00:01:29So, I'm serious. You're listening to me. I'm trying to have a serious conversation. You never listen to me. Oh,
00:01:34really? I'm gonna marry Dan and have his babies by his home 26. Oh, yeah? Well, does Dan know about
00:01:39his marriage? Do you know how long we've been together? How long? Are you ready?
00:01:47Boom. Six fucking years. Shit.
00:01:51I know. I know. Cause I want you in the worst way.
00:02:00But I don't have a car.
00:02:07So you'll have to come and get me.
00:02:15To have me where you are.
00:02:21Let's drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
00:02:36Oh, God.
00:02:38Oh, I miss you.
00:02:45Are you trying to take advantage of me?
00:02:47Yeah.
00:02:49Okay.
00:02:57Shut up and kiss me.
00:02:59Don't get drunk.
00:03:00Shut up. I'm not drunk.
00:03:01How much did you drink?
00:03:02I didn't drink anything.
00:03:05That's a bold face lie.
00:03:07Bold face?
00:03:09Bold.
00:03:12Tell me about your name.
00:03:15Well, you left me.
00:03:17So I hung out with Jessica and she was making out with this guy.
00:03:20Very nice.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:21And then the party was shit.
00:03:24Everyone left.
00:03:25It was done.
00:03:25It was boring.
00:03:27So Jess asked for a ride home.
00:03:29I gave her a ride home.
00:03:30And then I came to see you.
00:03:33You drove here?
00:03:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:03:35What the fuck, man?
00:03:36No, it's fine.
00:03:36Don't do that shit.
00:03:37Shh.
00:03:38It's so stupid.
00:03:39It's not okay.
00:03:40I wasn't, I'm not even a drunk.
00:03:41You're just, you're really drunk.
00:03:42I'm not really drunk.
00:03:44Just promise me next time you will call me if you're fucking drunk.
00:03:47Call you?
00:03:47I'm going to be an idiot and drive all across town and drop Jessica off and then come back
00:03:51over here.
00:03:51I wasn't the only one who was drinking.
00:03:51I wasn't the only one who was drinking.
00:03:53You were drinking.
00:03:54So what was I supposed to do?
00:03:54My roommates are trying to sleep.
00:03:55Just trying to get him.
00:03:56But what?
00:03:56I'm going to call you and wake you up.
00:03:58No, you're sleeping.
00:03:58I'm perfectly capable.
00:03:59It doesn't matter.
00:04:00Just, just don't do it.
00:04:01Don't be a fucking idiot.
00:04:02What?
00:04:03Don't do it.
00:04:04Just don't.
00:04:06Fuck you, man.
00:04:08Where are you going?
00:04:08I'm going home because apparently I'm not welcome here.
00:04:11And how are you getting home?
00:04:13Stop.
00:04:14You're not driving.
00:04:15Don't.
00:04:15Stop.
00:04:15Don't touch me.
00:04:17You're not going to fucking drunk drive right now, Mel.
00:04:19Jesus.
00:04:20Off me.
00:04:22Fuck.
00:04:25What the fuck, Mel?
00:04:26I'm sorry.
00:04:27Don't fucking touch me.
00:04:30Fuck me.
00:04:31It hurts.
00:04:42Wait.
00:04:46Fuck.
00:04:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:04:56Great.
00:04:57You're dressed.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:05:00You're Dan.
00:05:01Nice to meet you.
00:05:02Mel.
00:05:03Nice to meet you.
00:05:04OK.
00:05:05All the hard work has been done.
00:05:08Yep.
00:05:08It should heal on its own.
00:05:09You don't even have to see a doctor.
00:05:11All right.
00:05:11All right.
00:05:11OK.
00:05:12OK, great.
00:05:13So how did this happen?
00:05:18Um, I tripped.
00:05:20I just tripped and hit my head on my dresser.
00:05:23OK.
00:05:25OK, guys.
00:05:25That's pretty much all I need to know.
00:05:27OK.
00:05:28All right.
00:05:28Thanks.
00:05:30Thanks.
00:05:32Thanks.
00:05:46Hey.
00:05:47What's up, Mel?
00:05:48How you doing?
00:05:49Yo, yo.
00:05:50Pulled those records you wanted.
00:05:51Cool.
00:05:52Um, the shipping label should be printing right now.
00:05:55and if you could just get those all squared away
00:05:57and send them to that list of journalists I sent you.
00:05:59Mm-hmm.
00:06:00Cool.
00:06:00Got it.
00:06:01Cool hat.
00:06:05Hello?
00:06:06Hey, wait.
00:06:07I want a coffee.
00:06:08Coffee.
00:06:09Need one really bad.
00:06:10I feel that.
00:06:12Perfect.
00:06:15So what's the deal with your hat, anyway?
00:06:17It's 100 degrees outside.
00:06:24Holy shit.
00:06:26What happened?
00:06:29Hit my head on my dresser last night.
00:06:32Were you drunk or something?
00:06:34No.
00:06:35No, no.
00:06:36But my girlfriend was.
00:06:37What?
00:06:38I got into this fight because she was drunk.
00:06:40Very, very, very drunk and wanted to drive home.
00:06:44So I was fighting her for her keys and I hit my head.
00:06:47And she pushed you?
00:06:50It wasn't that big of a deal, really.
00:06:53Uh-huh.
00:06:56I don't know.
00:06:57That sounds pretty fucked up.
00:07:01Imagine if you had done that to her.
00:07:05I don't know.
00:07:06Did you bleed a lot?
00:07:07Yeah, there's a lot of blood.
00:07:09I'd spent the whole night in the emergency room.
00:07:11It was really fun.
00:07:13It sucks.
00:07:14Well, a bunch of us are gonna go see my band Fun Friends.
00:07:19Tonight.
00:07:19If you wanna come.
00:07:19Oh, nice.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:20Mark keeps talking about them.
00:07:22Mm-hmm.
00:07:24Well, text me if you want me to put you on the list.
00:07:26Okay.
00:07:28You have to go back to work.
00:07:30Pew pew.
00:07:31Pew pew pew.
00:07:45Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
00:07:47Good morning!
00:07:48Are we all ready for a very great day?
00:07:50Yes.
00:07:52I see some of you peeking over into the corner.
00:07:55Is there somebody there?
00:07:56Yes.
00:07:56Are you curious about who that is?
00:07:59Yes.
00:08:00Yes?
00:08:00I hear some yeses.
00:08:02No.
00:08:02So, I would like to introduce to you Miss Clark.
00:08:05Miss Clark is going to be spending today with us, and she's going to be spending a couple
00:08:08of weeks with us.
00:08:09Can you all give a very, very warm welcome and say, hi, Miss Clark?
00:08:13Hi, Miss Clark.
00:08:16Easy.
00:08:18So, tell me about your plan.
00:08:21Tell me about where you are in school and what you're thinking.
00:08:24Well, I just started my junior year, so I've got one more after this, and then I'm going
00:08:29to do it.
00:08:29I'm going to teach.
00:08:30You are?
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:31What are you thinking?
00:08:32Do you want to do elementary education?
00:08:34I think so.
00:08:35I really do.
00:08:36I love the kids.
00:08:37I love how open their minds are at this age.
00:08:40There's this flow and creativity all the time.
00:08:43Exactly.
00:08:43They just say things.
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:45You were great with them.
00:08:45You were really good today.
00:08:47Thanks.
00:08:49Oh, uh-oh.
00:08:51There we go.
00:08:52Oh.
00:08:53Yeah.
00:08:54Domino did not make cookies.
00:08:56Did Matador make you cookies?
00:08:57No.
00:08:57Who makes cookies?
00:08:59Topo makes cookies.
00:09:00Topo makes the cookies.
00:09:01Dan, have you met Jess?
00:09:02No, I haven't.
00:09:03I just saw the show tonight.
00:09:04It was so good.
00:09:05You guys are amazing.
00:09:06Thank you for coming.
00:09:07Dan's our intern.
00:09:08Oh, cool.
00:09:08Have you ever had an intern?
00:09:10Um, no.
00:09:11That would be awesome.
00:09:12Oh my god.
00:09:12We need to get you an intern.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:14Interns are incredible.
00:09:15Will you do me a favor?
00:09:16Mm-hmm.
00:09:17Drink the rest of your drink.
00:09:18This one?
00:09:19Mm-hmm.
00:09:20Mm-hmm.
00:09:21Mm-hmm.
00:09:23Did you see that?
00:09:24I saw that.
00:09:25That's amazing.
00:09:26You did that for free.
00:09:28You got credit though.
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:30Of course credit for that.
00:09:33So, Jess, your tour is winding down.
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:37We are about to play our last show in Brooklyn.
00:09:40Really?
00:09:40Mm-hmm.
00:09:41Where in Brooklyn?
00:09:42The Music Hall of Williamsburg.
00:09:44Oh, that's great.
00:09:45I'm so excited.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47We've got plans for Brooklyn.
00:09:49We have designs on Brooklyn.
00:09:52Cool.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53Can't say too much yet, but the next time you come through there, we'll take care of you.
00:09:58Soon enough.
00:09:59Cool.
00:09:59Jess, come on.
00:10:00I want to introduce you to some folks.
00:10:02Nice to meet you.
00:10:02Yeah, nice to meet you too, Jess.
00:10:06Mm!
00:10:08I saw Dan at the show.
00:10:09He was with all the, like, record label people.
00:10:12Yeah?
00:10:12Yeah, he didn't say hi.
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Yeah, he was, like, in the back with them all and, you know.
00:10:21I mean, he waved, but they're kind of weird.
00:10:24They kind of just make me nervous.
00:10:26I don't know.
00:10:27They're so weird.
00:10:28They make me feel so uncomfortable.
00:10:29Do they?
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:30I'm so happy you said that.
00:10:31It's not just me.
00:10:32No.
00:10:32That's not weird.
00:10:33Don't do that.
00:10:36Yeah, I saw him and I was like, hey, but, you know, I don't know.
00:10:42Hey, do you ever think about dating anybody else other than Dan?
00:10:46No.
00:10:46Yeah.
00:10:47I mean, come on.
00:10:49Come on what?
00:10:50I'm happy.
00:10:50Don't you ever feel like you're missing out?
00:10:54You don't get bored?
00:10:56No.
00:10:56You've been with them for so long.
00:10:57I don't get bored.
00:10:58How do you keep things interesting?
00:10:59What?
00:11:00Yeah, yeah.
00:11:00Like, do you ever watch porn?
00:11:03What?
00:11:04I mean, serious.
00:11:05You know, spice it up a little bit.
00:11:07Hey.
00:11:08She does have a point.
00:11:09Oh, I'm kidding.
00:11:10You know I'm kidding.
00:11:11Hey.
00:11:13Wow.
00:11:14Ooh.
00:11:15Are you good?
00:11:16Oh.
00:11:20Can you tell them where all the bodies are buried?
00:11:22All right.
00:11:25Cheers, guys.
00:11:26Cheers.
00:11:29So.
00:11:32So.
00:11:33You want to do the lanterns for Jess?
00:11:35Fuck yeah, I want to do the lanterns for Jess.
00:11:37We're going to love this.
00:11:38Go round up the cheers, we'll be out in five.
00:11:40Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:46Thanks for inviting me over, man.
00:11:48I'm glad you came.
00:11:49Having a blast.
00:11:51Um, so tell me about Dogwater.
00:11:54Um, did you give it a listen?
00:11:57I gave it a listen.
00:11:58Yeah, I mean, you know, they were playing a lot of shows that I was going to and they just
00:12:03graduated last year, but they're sticking around and really fucking working at it, so.
00:12:08I want you to keep an eye on them for me, okay?
00:12:10Mm-hmm.
00:12:11Every time they record something, if they're playing out live, you come grab me.
00:12:15I'll go check them out with you.
00:12:17Cool.
00:12:18Let's go.
00:12:19Let's go set off some motherfucking Chinese lanterns!
00:12:23Oh, wait.
00:12:24Oh, wait.
00:12:24Oh, I feel that?
00:12:24I feel sorry.
00:12:25I feel sorry about you.
00:12:35Let's go get in.
00:12:37Let's go deep.
00:12:40Let's go.
00:12:42I feel sorry.
00:12:47I feel imaginarycofit is like reallymonary the warner.
00:13:04I don't want to be on camera right now, do you?
00:13:06I don't want to be on camera right now, do you?
00:13:07I don't want to be on camera right now, do you want me to piss water, I'm going to
00:13:10fill my fucking slut?
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:16Hi.
00:13:17Hey.
00:13:18How are you?
00:13:19I'm really drunk.
00:13:24I'm going to show you this band mark, just show me.
00:13:28No.
00:13:29No, no, no.
00:13:30No, let me play it.
00:13:30You're going to like it, you're going to like it.
00:13:31No, I'm sure I will.
00:13:32Play it tomorrow.
00:13:34Tomorrow?
00:13:35Come on, just play it.
00:13:35Let me play it for you.
00:13:36Just play it tomorrow.
00:13:38Dan, come on.
00:13:39You're being weird.
00:13:44See what's done?
00:13:46What the fuck?
00:13:49What the fuck?
00:13:52You watch porn?
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Were you just about to, oh.
00:13:56Just about to what?
00:13:57No.
00:13:59I don't, they said, they said you were going to get bored, so I just, I, I, I.
00:14:03Your friends are so stupid.
00:14:07What, do you watch porn?
00:14:12Uh, sometimes.
00:14:17You watch no shit, I watch porn.
00:14:19I'm a dude.
00:14:19Oh my God.
00:14:20Does that bother you?
00:14:21This is, are you bored doing sex?
00:14:26No.
00:14:28Are you bored?
00:14:29No.
00:14:31Just relax, okay?
00:14:32If you want to watch porn, you can watch porn.
00:14:35It might be weird.
00:14:36Mm-mm.
00:14:37I'm good.
00:14:37Might be fun.
00:14:45What?
00:14:49No.
00:14:51All right.
00:14:56I'm going to go wash up.
00:15:09So what'd you do at Mark's?
00:15:11It was so fun.
00:15:12You should have come with me.
00:15:13You would have fun.
00:15:14It was like a big party.
00:15:16Mm-hmm.
00:15:16And the band was there.
00:15:17It was so good.
00:15:19And then Mark is definitely going to sign him.
00:15:21And guess what?
00:15:22What?
00:15:25Um, um, Amanda told me that they don't, um, keep interns for more than a year if they're
00:15:33not going to hire them, so.
00:15:35Really?
00:15:36Yeah, but that's not.
00:15:37Wait, she said that?
00:15:38I mean, yeah, but she just said that, I mean.
00:15:41Well, she wouldn't just say it.
00:15:43Right?
00:15:44I don't know.
00:15:44I mean, I don't know.
00:15:48She's my friend, so she's hoping for me, but we'll see what happens.
00:15:50That's awesome.
00:15:51That's fucking awesome.
00:15:54Mm.
00:15:55Ugh.
00:15:58Don't smoke.
00:15:59It's not good for you, because then I'm not going to kiss you anymore.
00:16:04You don't like kissing me?
00:16:05No.
00:16:08Except for when you wear the cat pants.
00:16:12The cat pajama pants.
00:16:13This is very hot.
00:16:15Where'd you get this little outfit?
00:16:16Hmm?
00:16:17Some sort of lingerie store?
00:16:18Oh, God.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:22I like it.
00:16:23You look real...
00:16:24fine.
00:16:42How are your classes?
00:16:44They're good.
00:16:44Good.
00:16:45I'm really, uh, sort of getting senioritis.
00:16:49You know what I mean?
00:16:50Done with school.
00:16:51I just want to be working.
00:16:52But, um, the internship is going so well.
00:16:55Like, I'm just learning so much.
00:16:57Everybody is really gifted over there.
00:17:00Hopefully there'll be a job when I graduate.
00:17:03No one's said anything yet, but there are some labels in New York that I'm interested in.
00:17:09But I have to be here next year for Mel anyway, so I think it's going to work out well.
00:17:14Timing.
00:17:15Well...
00:17:16It'll be good.
00:17:16You know, I know we haven't really talked about this, but I...
00:17:19I want you to know that your father and I would like to, um, help you if you want to
00:17:25leave Texas.
00:17:26We would pay your rent and your expenses for a few months until you got settled, like we did with
00:17:31your brother.
00:17:32Hi.
00:17:33And, um...
00:17:33Hi.
00:17:35Sorry, I'm late.
00:17:36It's okay.
00:17:37Lady.
00:17:38Had to wait till all the kids get picked up.
00:17:40Hi.
00:17:40Hey.
00:17:44What's going on?
00:17:45Not much.
00:17:46I'm starving.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:47Good.
00:17:48Everything okay?
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:50Great.
00:17:52Very good.
00:17:56Honestly, you know, every time we talked, I told your mom that I thought she should sell
00:17:59that house even though the real estate market was crap, you know?
00:18:03Yeah, I don't know.
00:18:04So many memories.
00:18:06I can't even deal with it.
00:18:08I know.
00:18:08Makes me sad too.
00:18:10I'm going to miss her being right next door.
00:18:12Yeah.
00:18:12You know?
00:18:13I love you.
00:18:15Thanks for lunch.
00:18:16Okay, sweetie.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:31What?
00:18:32Amanda just texted me.
00:18:33Everybody's at the condos.
00:18:36Sounds fun.
00:18:37I don't want to go.
00:18:38The pool's so nasty.
00:18:39What the fuck?
00:18:40The pool's disgusting.
00:18:40You were just saying how badly you want to go out.
00:18:43Now you don't want to go.
00:18:44I'm not there.
00:18:45Why not?
00:18:46I don't want to go there.
00:18:47Why?
00:18:47Give me one good reason.
00:18:49Because I don't want to go.
00:18:51That's not a good reason.
00:18:52And I have nothing to wear.
00:18:52I can't go like this.
00:18:54Why not?
00:18:54I can't go like this.
00:18:55Why do you need a fucking outfit for every different occasion?
00:18:57What do you mean?
00:18:57I'm not going to go see all those record label people and go like this.
00:19:00Who do you think these people are?
00:19:01You think they give a shit?
00:19:02Yeah, they do.
00:19:02They're all going to be really drunk.
00:19:04Anyway, let's just go and have a good time and get the fuck out of this house.
00:19:08Please.
00:19:08Dad, I...
00:19:09School.
00:19:11Since when do you give a shit about school?
00:19:13I give a shit about school?
00:19:14What do you mean?
00:19:15I have better grades than you.
00:19:17We're going.
00:19:18Today's the day.
00:19:19It's gonna happen.
00:19:20Yes, it is!
00:19:21Move!
00:19:22Come on.
00:19:24For how long?
00:19:25One drink.
00:19:26One drink.
00:19:27And if you are hating the experience, we can leave.
00:19:31And that's a promise.
00:19:33Please.
00:19:34I'm going crazy.
00:19:36I have cabin fever.
00:19:39I'm going to kill you.
00:19:40Don't.
00:19:42You're so heavy.
00:19:44Can we go?
00:19:46Say please.
00:19:48Please.
00:19:49Can we go?
00:19:50Fine, but you owe me.
00:19:52Yes.
00:19:52Yes.
00:19:53Yes.
00:19:54All right.
00:19:55Let's do it.
00:19:55Let's go.
00:19:56You owe me.
00:19:56I'm serious.
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:57I really...
00:19:59Whatever you want.
00:19:59You got it.
00:20:00You just made my day.
00:20:03Oh, you are killing me.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:06I'm getting up.
00:20:07I'm getting up.
00:20:08Okay.
00:20:12Come on.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:15Come on.
00:20:17You got it?
00:20:19Come on.
00:20:20Come on.
00:20:27You got it?
00:20:33Me neither.
00:20:34Hi.
00:20:35Get in.
00:20:36Dance girlfriend.
00:20:37Come on.
00:20:37Get in.
00:20:38Let's go.
00:20:38Woo!
00:20:39Woo!
00:20:42Good to see you guys.
00:20:43Can you get me a beer?
00:20:44You got it.
00:20:45Get us a lot of beer.
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Just keep going.
00:20:48Hey.
00:20:49Hi.
00:20:50How are you?
00:20:52I'm all right.
00:20:55Um...
00:20:55Are we gonna go?
00:20:58Right now?
00:20:59You said one drink.
00:21:01Uh...
00:21:02You're not having fun?
00:21:03I'm just tired of doing the school.
00:21:06I understand.
00:21:07I just...
00:21:09I feel like it's important that I'm here with these people.
00:21:13For work, you know?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:16No, it's cool.
00:21:16I mean, you stay, I'll go.
00:21:18You sure?
00:21:19Yeah, it's fine.
00:21:22You just text me when you get home so I know you're safe.
00:21:25I love you.
00:21:26I love you.
00:21:31See you, kid.
00:21:33Oh, look at them!
00:21:35Shut the fuck up.
00:21:40Are you gonna get in?
00:21:43Come on, let's go swimming.
00:21:44Come on, let's go swimming.
00:21:45Come on, let's go swimming.
00:21:46I'm gonna win.
00:21:48Sorry, I gotta go.
00:21:49Um...
00:21:50It was nice to meet you guys.
00:21:51It was so nice to meet you!
00:21:53You too!
00:21:54Have fun.
00:21:54Have a good night.
00:21:55Bye!
00:22:16Do you think we're gonna get sick because of how Mark threw up in the pool only about three weeks
00:22:21ago?
00:22:22I totally forgot about that.
00:22:24A lot of hot dogs.
00:22:25Injectile vomit.
00:22:26Nearly...
00:22:27Hot dogs.
00:22:28Fifteen hot dogs.
00:22:29Whole hot dogs.
00:22:30Sliding up.
00:22:32Oh, God.
00:22:34It's horrible.
00:22:36Horrible.
00:22:36It was impressive.
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:37I was...
00:22:38I was impressed.
00:22:40Yeah, no wonder your girlfriend didn't want to hang out with her.
00:22:43I know.
00:22:44I know.
00:22:44No, but why did she go?
00:22:46She has class in the morning.
00:22:48Yeah?
00:22:48I mean, I did have a fucking class in the morning too, but...
00:22:52She's a good student and I'm just a fuck up.
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:55I'm just fucked up.
00:22:57How long have you guys been together?
00:22:59Six years.
00:23:01Whew!
00:23:02What is that?
00:23:04Whew!
00:23:04Everyone says, wow.
00:23:06Whoa.
00:23:07This is really a long time.
00:23:10I know.
00:23:11Wait, does that mean that she is the only girl you've ever had sex with?
00:23:16What?
00:23:18Uh, well, well, well.
00:23:21Wait, uh, can I ask you a personal question?
00:23:25When you've been seeing somebody for that many years, is the sex still any good or is it, like, pretty
00:23:33boring?
00:23:33Don't.
00:23:33Don't even ask me that, please.
00:23:36I...
00:23:36There's no way to...
00:23:38Just don't.
00:23:39Ugh, I've just been single for so long that I cannot even imagine what it's like to be with, like,
00:23:46in a long-term one person.
00:23:51Committed.
00:23:52I really...
00:23:53Just don't know.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:23:56I really can't.
00:23:57You know?
00:23:59Wait, I'm just gonna speak freely here.
00:24:01Just speak freely.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:04The thing is that when I'm, whenever I'm dating anyone, even if it's, like, for, like, three months or a
00:24:13month or even a week, I just, like, I get so addicted to the sex.
00:24:20All I can think about all the time.
00:24:22I can't get anything done.
00:24:24I become terrible at my job.
00:24:26Seriously.
00:24:27And then when I'm single, I just pretty much forget that sex exists altogether.
00:24:34Look at that.
00:24:36I know.
00:24:37Whoa.
00:24:38I know.
00:24:44I'm gonna watch it, too.
00:24:56I don't know.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:04No, it's okay.
00:25:04It's okay.
00:25:05I'm sorry I did that.
00:25:07It's okay.
00:25:08I'm really sorry.
00:25:08It's okay.
00:25:10It's okay.
00:25:11It's okay.
00:25:11It's okay.
00:25:12I'm so sorry.
00:25:13It's okay.
00:25:13It's totally okay.
00:25:14I'm so stupid.
00:25:15Dan.
00:25:16Real smooth, you know?
00:25:18Fuck.
00:25:19It's okay.
00:25:19It's not like I haven't thought about it before.
00:25:22It's fine.
00:25:24Look, I like you.
00:25:25I really like you.
00:25:26But I really like you as a friend and I, you know, I don't think I don't want things to
00:25:29get too confusing.
00:25:32Yeah, totally.
00:25:33It's fine.
00:25:34We're fine.
00:25:35We're friends.
00:25:35Yeah?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:39Okay, I'm gonna go now.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42I guess.
00:25:43Alright.
00:26:02I guess.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Oh, God.
00:26:11I'm so sorry.
00:26:19What can I do?
00:26:21I'm so sorry.
00:26:21I'm so sorry.
00:26:22What can I do?
00:26:23I'm so sorry.
00:26:25I think it's okay.
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:30This is so sorry.
00:26:31It's okay.
00:26:31I'm so sorry.
00:26:32you got me breakfast wait why didn't why didn't you come back here last night
00:26:40i texted you and you didn't respond i didn't want to wake you up
00:26:44you go to the record label but i don't think they're gonna need me for that long so
00:26:51can we hang out when you're done with class
00:26:59hi was that party any fun last night after i left no it was stupid i should have just left
00:27:05with you
00:27:09obviously thanks for bringing me breakfast
00:27:15you're so sweet why are you the best
00:27:23i leave you no better here when i call you the better
00:27:34so uh what you know how was your name oh what was your name michelle uh it was good uh
00:27:43we went to
00:27:43dinner and i took her to a movie uh that whole thing and then we had sex nice nice yeah
00:27:51yeah
00:27:52that's it yeah yeah we had sex was it a nice day very nice are you gonna call her um
00:28:00was she a baby
00:28:02what was she a smoke show stop come on where's becca i don't know i called her she didn't answer
00:28:10wait why the isn't becca here right now why isn't becca here
00:28:16hold on hold on shh oh my phone's like how about your phone i don't know where is it oh
00:28:21just there
00:28:22i don't know where is it oh my god
00:28:25oh my god
00:28:25oh my god
00:28:26oh my god
00:28:30oh my god
00:28:41oh my god
00:28:45oh my god
00:28:50oh
00:28:55okay
00:28:56okay
00:29:00mel m
00:29:02mel
00:29:03mel, what's going on, mel
00:29:06what's up
00:29:07Amanda, willie
00:29:08what are you talking about now what's going on stop fucking pushing me ah don't touch me
00:29:19touch me oh mel mel why don't you just talk to me and tell me what's the fuck dan you
00:29:28kissed her
00:29:29you kissed her she kissed me okay and i didn't think it was a big deal i should have told
00:29:36you
00:29:36it was a mistake but i just it was nothing that's why i didn't tell you i said don't touch
00:29:40me
00:29:42why don't you just listen to me okay it was not what i didn't think it mattered okay it was
00:29:48just
00:29:48a stupid mistake you would have told me this morning but you're a fucking liar because you
00:29:55you kissed her you kissed her you kissed her fuck
00:30:03i'm sorry i fucked up okay i'm sorry but i'll never do it again okay i love you
00:30:09i didn't fuck her
00:30:12yeah but you want to stop it all right stop it stop hitting me all right
00:30:18stop all right stop you fucking kidding me
00:30:23get away from the girls get away from the girls stop away get on the ground okay get on the
00:30:28ground
00:30:29you over there put your hands behind your back do you have any weapons on you do you have any
00:30:35weapons on you i wasn't doing anything
00:30:43mel please you've been drinking tonight get up
00:30:50mel say something keep her down
00:30:56what the fuck
00:31:01anything you say can and will be used to get you in the court of law
00:31:08wait
00:31:09ma'am to an attorney if you came out of court
00:31:11an attorney one will be provided for you do you understand these rights as i've read them
00:31:15wait what are you doing
00:31:17oh no this no this was a mistake i'm sorry
00:31:19please take a seat i'm gonna meet you to take a seat
00:31:20ma'am keep her now sit down shut up and take a seat
00:31:23take a seat
00:31:37can i help you
00:31:38uh yeah do you know when daniel mercer is gonna be released
00:31:43can you spell his last name for me
00:31:44uh m-e-r-c-e-r
00:31:58well we can hold him for up to about 24 hours so i would suggest you maybe come back tomorrow
00:32:1124 hours
00:32:1224 at least
00:32:17okay
00:32:19okay thank you
00:32:23so
00:32:33so
00:32:57Take me home, okay?
00:33:01Don't do it.
00:33:12Dad, I'm telling you.
00:33:40I don't have anything to say to you.
00:34:10I don't have anything to say to you.
00:34:36I don't have anything to say to you.
00:34:41I'm sorry.
00:34:47I'm sorry.
00:35:17I'm sorry.
00:35:43I don't have anything to say to you.
00:35:58I don't have anything to say to you.
00:36:18I don't have anything to say to you.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:22Yeah, maybe that's for the best.
00:36:24I'm sorry.
00:36:25Don't worry.
00:36:25I'm sorry.
00:36:27I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:30All right, everybody.
00:36:31Take two more minutes to finish your work.
00:36:33Yes, ma'am.
00:36:35Yes, ma'am.
00:36:38Yes, ma'am.
00:36:44Broken scape...
00:36:45Dan!
00:36:46Dan, I think you saved us.
00:36:48We got a question for you.
00:36:49Please, sit down.
00:36:51His name is Chuck, okay?
00:36:57So...
00:36:58Question. Mm-hmm.
00:37:00What do you like better, the early aughts
00:37:04or the wild bucks?
00:37:05The wild bucks.
00:37:07Bam. Thank you.
00:37:09Would you like a job?
00:37:12What?
00:37:13Seriously, would you like a job?
00:37:15You heard us talking about how we're gonna set up
00:37:17that office in Brooklyn.
00:37:19Jason's gonna go out there and run it.
00:37:20I'm gonna be out every once in a while,
00:37:22but we need somebody on the ground there
00:37:24to do the shit he can't do.
00:37:28Um...
00:37:29Thank you, guys. This is amazing.
00:37:32Um...
00:37:32I don't know what to say.
00:37:34Sure. It's like an assistant.
00:37:36You help set up shop, get the office running,
00:37:39you go see shows,
00:37:40because I have a newborn,
00:37:41and I'll be moving into a house.
00:37:44Um, so I'll be living vicariously through you.
00:37:47Okay.
00:37:48Cool.
00:37:49Uh, well, think about it.
00:37:50I would feel much better
00:37:51if you were going out there with me.
00:37:53But, uh, I'll talk to y'all later.
00:37:55Okay.
00:38:00Look, I love the initiative you're taking here at Topo.
00:38:04And we wouldn't be offering you this job
00:38:06if we didn't think that you were really part of the family.
00:38:09If you want to take a couple days and think about it,
00:38:11that's fine.
00:38:12I understand you have a life here,
00:38:13you've got a girlfriend,
00:38:14you make choices in life.
00:38:16You know, you win something, you lose something.
00:38:18And I can't.
00:38:19I can't thank you enough.
00:38:21Absolutely, brother, you earned it.
00:38:23Cool.
00:38:24Get the fuck out of my chair.
00:38:26Okay.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:30Congrats.
00:38:30Thanks, ma'am.
00:38:34Yeah, no, they shouldn't have the words.
00:38:36They can't possibly.
00:38:40You knew?
00:38:41You fucking knew.
00:38:43Fuck you.
00:38:44Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
00:38:45They made me promise not to tell you.
00:38:47They made me promise.
00:38:47It was very hard.
00:38:48It was very difficult for me not to tell you.
00:38:49Well, what the fuck?
00:38:51Hurry there.
00:38:53Yes!
00:38:55I'm sorry.
00:38:56I'm very happy and excited.
00:38:58I'm happy for you.
00:38:59You want to get a drink later to celebrate?
00:39:01Mm-hmm.
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:03Mm-hmm.
00:39:04Mm-hmm.
00:39:08But guys, what if he's there?
00:39:10He's not going to be there.
00:39:11I'd be surprised if he even knew these people.
00:39:13Someone invited me from class.
00:39:15Okay, you have some really cute things in here.
00:39:17Guys, why isn't he texting me back already?
00:39:20This is so fucking stupid.
00:39:22Oh, my gosh.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:23Come out with us tonight.
00:39:24It'll be fun to just forget about Dan and just let loose a little bit.
00:39:29No.
00:39:30It's stupid for me to go out.
00:39:33All right.
00:39:34Well, we are going to get out of here then.
00:39:36All right.
00:39:37Have fun.
00:39:37Bye, girl.
00:39:38Call us if you want to come.
00:39:40Bye.
00:39:40Bye.
00:39:40Bye.
00:39:44Bye.
00:39:48Bye.
00:39:53Bye.
00:39:55Bye.
00:39:57Bye.
00:39:57Bye.
00:40:02Bye.
00:40:04Bye.
00:40:08Bye.
00:40:09Bye.
00:40:11Hey, it's Dan. You know what to do.
00:40:14Hey, uh, it's Mel.
00:40:19Um...
00:40:21I, uh, I miss you.
00:40:25Call me back. Bye.
00:40:40So, um, I just want to apologize about that text I sent you the other day.
00:40:44I was really drunk, and I know you have a girlfriend, and I do not want to be that person.
00:40:52Um...
00:40:53Yeah, Bill and I are actually on kind of a...
00:40:57break right now.
00:41:00Well, tonight we are celebrating
00:41:02you leaving us for Brooklyn,
00:41:04so let's try on your sorrows, huh?
00:41:06Sounds great.
00:41:13I don't know, it's just kind of frustrating
00:41:16right now, because
00:41:19it's felt like
00:41:20this should be just a purely happy moment,
00:41:22and instead it's just like,
00:41:23now what the fuck do I do?
00:41:27Uh, you go to Brooklyn.
00:41:29Yeah, that's what you do?
00:41:31Yeah. Yeah, you're going to Brooklyn.
00:41:33You'd be crazy not to.
00:41:36I guess...
00:41:40I don't know.
00:41:40I totally, totally know what you're going through.
00:41:44My boyfriend and I broke up after we graduated,
00:41:47but it took us about
00:41:49a year, I think,
00:41:51to realize that's what we're doing,
00:41:53and, yeah, it just
00:41:55sucked.
00:41:57And finally,
00:41:58after a long while, we realized
00:42:00we were going in totally different directions.
00:42:05But, I mean,
00:42:06maybe that's not what's going to happen to you.
00:42:25But, I mean, maybe that's not what's going to happen to you.
00:42:32And this is Austin.
00:42:34Austin.
00:42:35You came just in time,
00:42:36and you're just taking shots.
00:42:38Go, baby!
00:42:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:42:43Let's cheers
00:42:44To me!
00:42:45To Mel!
00:42:47Because we all know you've been going through
00:42:50a rough time,
00:42:52but you know what?
00:42:53Fuck Dan!
00:42:55Because you are so much better than Dan!
00:42:58Who the fuck's Dan?
00:42:59Who the fuck cares?
00:43:00Fuck Dan is!
00:43:02Yesss!
00:43:05I want to do that one next.
00:43:06I love the fact that they actually have
00:43:08Dan.
00:43:09Journey.
00:43:09We are a band.
00:43:12Hey, guys, guys,
00:43:14pay attention to us.
00:43:16We are about to sing.
00:43:17Sing away!
00:43:19Can you give us something to pay attention to?
00:43:21We'll pay attention.
00:43:23So we're going to sing
00:43:24a song about love.
00:43:39You good?
00:43:41More?
00:43:48Oh!
00:43:50Oh!
00:43:50Oh, sorry.
00:43:53Oh!
00:43:56Yeah!
00:43:56I just want to party forever!
00:43:59Okay!
00:44:00Okay, well,
00:44:01let's take you home, okay?
00:44:03Let's do this.
00:44:04We're just going to take you home,
00:44:05alright?
00:44:06It'll be fun!
00:44:07I'm going to go back to the party after this.
00:44:09Hold on.
00:44:09Let me just...
00:44:10I have to go pee.
00:44:11Just don't...
00:44:12Ew, that's disgusting.
00:44:13Why is he going to pee?
00:44:15I cannot pee.
00:44:18Oh, wait!
00:44:22What the fuck?
00:44:24What the fuck?
00:44:24We're trying to walk here!
00:44:26Jesus.
00:44:26You're going to take us all out.
00:44:28You're going to take us all out.
00:44:29Okay, steady.
00:44:29Okay, we're going here.
00:44:30Just right here.
00:44:31Come here.
00:44:32Wait.
00:44:32Oh!
00:44:35Okay, come here.
00:44:36Take your way.
00:44:37Do you want your shoes on or off?
00:44:38I guess we'll take them off.
00:44:40Take them off.
00:44:44Okay, your shoes are off.
00:44:46You're at home, okay?
00:44:49I'll tuck you in.
00:44:51I love you, too.
00:44:53We're going to go back.
00:44:53Don't vomit in your sleep and die, okay?
00:44:57Okay, I'm going to go back to the party, okay?
00:45:00Are you going to come back to the party with me?
00:45:04Uh...
00:45:06Is it...
00:45:06Do you think I could, like, crash here?
00:45:08Would that be a problem?
00:45:08Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
00:45:10You can just sleep on the couch or something,
00:45:12but I'm going to go back.
00:45:14Okay, cool.
00:45:15All right.
00:45:16Will you just grab her a glass of water or something
00:45:19before you go to bed?
00:45:20Uh, yeah.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:22Sure.
00:45:23Thanks.
00:45:23Goodnight.
00:45:24Goodnight.
00:45:35I don't see you.
00:45:38I don't call you.
00:45:39I don't know, no.
00:45:41I don't know, no.
00:45:41Just call you, isn't a bee.
00:45:44I don't know, you're running the road.
00:45:46It's on and on.
00:45:49It's on and on.
00:45:50But the NME I'll show you when.
00:45:53Please, but all I go through
00:45:56is clean and down.
00:45:58We'll know you and it's on and on.
00:46:03It's right.
00:46:05That's fucking right.
00:46:08Come on.
00:46:10Come on, Amanda.
00:46:16Knock, knock.
00:46:26What's up?
00:46:27What's up?
00:46:28Damn.
00:46:29That's what the doctor's orders.
00:46:31You want some water?
00:46:33No.
00:46:35You should drink something.
00:46:38You will thank me in the morning if you just have something.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:47One more sip.
00:46:49You should.
00:46:50Seriously, you will thank me in the morning if you drink something.
00:46:59That's good.
00:46:59Just take it out of your mouth.
00:47:00Stop.
00:47:00Shut up.
00:47:20Hey.
00:47:22Yeah?
00:47:24Can you lie down with me?
00:47:28Can you lie down with me, please?
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:32Over.
00:47:48That's pretty low.
00:47:49So straight.
00:47:51So straight.
00:47:53You're straight.
00:47:53Why is your hair so straight?
00:47:55No.
00:47:55Are you straight in it?
00:47:56No.
00:47:57No?
00:47:58No.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:19I just want to throw you down.
00:48:38Awesome. Welcome back for Indian summer. Welcome back for Indian summer. Welcome back for Indian summer.
00:49:03Welcome back for Indian summer. Welcome back for Indian summer.
00:49:10The ghost of her way.
00:49:14Welcome back for Indian summer.
00:49:25The ghost of her way.
00:49:27Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:49:32Get off me! Fuck!
00:49:39Get the fuck out of here! Go!
00:49:42It's not that fucking big of a deal. Please, just calm down.
00:49:45Okay?
00:50:06Yeah, I was about two years old.
00:50:14I'll be right back.
00:50:16I'll be right back.
00:50:18No? I can't understand anything you're saying.
00:50:32I'll be right back.
00:50:36I'll be right back.
00:50:48I'll be right back.
00:50:56I'll be right back.
00:50:59I'll be right back.
00:51:10I'll be right back.
00:51:12What are you talking about?
00:51:14He was just everywhere.
00:51:16I pushed him off.
00:51:18Are you okay?
00:51:20Dad, I'm fine.
00:51:22What the fuck? Who is this guy?
00:51:23I'm fine. I don't know. He's gone. He left.
00:51:26What did he do to you?
00:51:28What did he do to you?
00:51:29Nothing. You just hold me, please.
00:51:32You don't understand. I just need you to hold me.
00:51:48Are you okay?
00:51:51Oh, shit.
00:51:53I'm sorry.
00:51:55I shouldn't have come over here.
00:51:57You don't even want to see me?
00:51:58I shouldn't have come over here.
00:51:59No, that's not true.
00:52:02That's not true. Sorry.
00:52:03Don't be sorry. Don't apologize to me.
00:52:05I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:52:09I was just so scared.
00:52:15I was so scared.
00:52:16I was scared.
00:52:16There is no chance of having seen me.
00:52:25I'm sorry.
00:52:33I was scared.
00:52:34I don't need to be scared.
00:52:40I can't be scared.
00:52:50Hello?
00:52:51Hey, Mom.
00:52:52Dan.
00:52:53Hey.
00:52:53I'm going to let you know that Mel and I
00:52:55are going to come down to Houston this weekend
00:52:57to help Mel's mom pack up the house.
00:52:59I just stepped back from next door.
00:53:01It's chaos over there, but...
00:53:03Oh, really?
00:53:04Yeah, I mean, but it's okay.
00:53:06Do you want to do a dinner Saturday night, the four of us?
00:53:08Oh, yeah, that's all good.
00:53:10All right, I'll call you.
00:53:11I know we're heading down, and I'll see you this weekend.
00:53:15Great.
00:53:15I can't wait.
00:53:16I love you.
00:53:16Give my love to Mel.
00:53:17Love you, too.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:19Bye-bye.
00:53:19Bye, sweetie.
00:53:22Do you want some help?
00:53:23No.
00:53:25Oh, God.
00:53:27I can't believe your mom's moving out of this house.
00:53:30Where's the tape?
00:53:31I don't know.
00:53:32Will you come here?
00:53:33Come here.
00:53:35You okay?
00:53:36I don't know.
00:53:37I think you're done packing.
00:53:40It's the end of my childhood.
00:53:43I have to grow up now.
00:53:45Yeah, I guess so.
00:53:46I guess that's what's happening.
00:53:50But it's not that bad, right?
00:53:51It's kind of a cool thing.
00:53:55Everything fits in boxes.
00:53:57How can you pack up your life in boxes?
00:53:59I don't know, but you've done a great job.
00:54:01Thanks.
00:54:01You really did great.
00:54:02Hey.
00:54:04Hey.
00:54:06What's up?
00:54:07Do you remember our first time?
00:54:09Mm-hmm.
00:54:10And do you remember that my mom came home?
00:54:14I'm pretty sure she was there during some of it.
00:54:16No.
00:54:17I think so.
00:54:18No.
00:54:18Because when we came downstairs, her face was like, how is everything?
00:54:24God.
00:54:25Is everything okay?
00:54:26Dan, I couldn't look at her.
00:54:27Oh, I remember.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:29I get embarrassed just thinking about that.
00:54:32You just totally ran out on me.
00:54:34I'm sorry.
00:54:35I was like, what the fuck?
00:54:36Where did she go?
00:54:38Then we got ice cream.
00:54:41You bought me an ice cream.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44I'm gentle, no?
00:54:46Classy.
00:54:53Hey.
00:54:54Hi.
00:54:56Hi.
00:54:56How's it going?
00:54:57Good.
00:54:58How's the packing?
00:54:59Oh, it's a little intense.
00:55:01Mel and her mom, they're upset.
00:55:02It's hot.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:04Well, you can always take a swim after.
00:55:06Mm-hmm.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:08Just want to get it through, you know?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:10Get it done with.
00:55:12What are you doing?
00:55:13Oh, emails.
00:55:14Nothing.
00:55:15Mm-hmm.
00:55:17Mm-hmm.
00:55:17I have some news.
00:55:21Um, so the record label offered me a job in New York.
00:55:26Wow.
00:55:27Yeah.
00:55:28It's cool.
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:30But I don't know whether or not to do it.
00:55:32You know, there's like, we, Mel and I, we had a plan.
00:55:35I just don't know what to do.
00:55:37Okay.
00:55:38Do you, you want my real answer?
00:55:41Yeah.
00:55:42Because my real answer is that you need to make this decision about you, not Mel, and not
00:55:50this relationship.
00:55:51Honey, I know how special it is with you and Mel.
00:55:56You're family to each other, and we all are.
00:55:59We're all family.
00:56:00And I love her.
00:56:01So this is nothing against Mel.
00:56:04Well, but I am telling you, this is a great opportunity, and I know you want it.
00:56:11I know you do.
00:56:13And honestly, if I could tell you anything that was valuable, and I'm talking to you
00:56:18as an adult now, that if, if I could go back, have it over again, there are things I would
00:56:24change.
00:56:25There are things that I...
00:56:26Like what?
00:56:26Well, I don't know, and I'm not, this isn't about me or regrets or anything.
00:56:31It's just, I'm trying to share with you that we make decisions, they affect the rest of
00:56:36our lives.
00:56:37I would have maybe gone to grad school and had a career I love, and I, you know, please,
00:56:43you know what I'm saying.
00:56:45I know what you're saying.
00:56:46It's kind of stressful.
00:56:48Well, I don't want you to have regrets.
00:56:51Me either.
00:56:51Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:56:53This life goes around one time.
00:56:56That's it.
00:56:57No pressure.
00:56:58Well, it's true.
00:57:00I know, you're right.
00:57:01Fuck.
00:57:04You know what?
00:57:04We want this for you if it's what you want.
00:57:47So, um, I have to tell you something.
00:57:56You know, the record label offered me a job.
00:57:59What?
00:58:01What?
00:58:03Oh, my God.
00:58:04That's amazing.
00:58:06Yeah, I know.
00:58:06I'm super excited.
00:58:08So, it's going to be in New York, and I'm going to, like, help open the office there as
00:58:13Jason's assistant, basically.
00:58:15What?
00:58:16In New York.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:19I mean, it's going to be, like, totally fine.
00:58:21It's just for a year.
00:58:22You know, we'll do long distance, and we'll visit each other, like, my freshman year.
00:58:27But that was completely different.
00:58:28It worked out fine, though, and you can come to New York when you graduate.
00:58:30No, you were two hours away.
00:58:32Not half the country away.
00:58:34That's okay.
00:58:34We've been together for so long.
00:58:35We could do that.
00:58:36It's nothing.
00:58:37Just listen, okay?
00:58:38I've thought about this.
00:58:39Well, what about us?
00:58:40I've thought about it, and...
00:58:42Yeah?
00:58:42We can totally do this long distance thing for a year.
00:58:49Why are you reacting this way?
00:58:51Did you take the job?
00:58:52No, I haven't taken it yet, but I'm going to, obviously.
00:58:56I can't...
00:58:58I can't believe you're doing this.
00:58:59What am I doing?
00:59:01What do you mean?
00:59:01You're leaving.
00:59:02You're going to New York.
00:59:03You can't just decide to do things.
00:59:05Why can't you just be happy for me?
00:59:07Okay, this is a job that I've wanted for so long.
00:59:10I just want you to be happy for me.
00:59:10No, the job you wanted was here in Austin.
00:59:11This is what we've planned for.
00:59:13It's not as if things always happen according to plan in life.
00:59:16Well, it's not like you can just make the changes.
00:59:17Can't you be a little bit flexible?
00:59:18Please.
00:59:19Well, can't you decide something that's not just for yourself?
00:59:21Why can't you think about me?
00:59:23All you think about is yourself and all the things you want.
00:59:26You're saying I'm being selfish, and, like, I try and talk to you about this, and you just flip out.
00:59:31You've already made a decision.
00:59:32This isn't even a conversation.
00:59:33You flip out at any conversation of me not being with you.
00:59:35It's not a conversation.
00:59:36You flip out.
00:59:36I mean, you just, you didn't want to see me for two weeks.
00:59:39You just kicked me aside.
00:59:40You ignored me.
00:59:41I did not kick you aside.
00:59:42I asked for space, and you couldn't respect that in the slightest.
00:59:45You flipped out.
00:59:46It's like you need me, and if I'm not with you all the time, you're going to fall apart.
00:59:51It is exhausting being with someone who is so fucking needy.
00:59:55I don't need you.
00:59:56I don't fucking need you, so get out.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:00Dan, I'm sorry.
01:00:02Leave, Dan, leave right now.
01:00:04You don't want me to leave.
01:00:05I want you to get the fuck out of my house right now.
01:00:08I can't.
01:00:10Dan, go, please.
01:00:12All right, fine.
01:00:14Fucking asshole.
01:00:16Fuck you.
01:00:17Fucking little kid.
01:00:19Jesus.
01:00:23One day.
01:00:24OK.
01:00:56Shit.
01:00:59Shit.
01:01:10Why do I keep doing this?
01:01:11Hey, Mel?
01:01:12Oh, fuck! He's not picking up! He's not picking up!
01:01:16Pierre.
01:01:17God!
01:01:19I have to, I have to, I have to go talk to him.
01:01:21I need to talk to him and explain things.
01:01:22No, no, that is not an idea.
01:01:23God, you'd be such a fucking asshole, too.
01:01:25We'll just sleep on it and we'll go talk to him tomorrow.
01:01:29Give him a day.
01:01:30Oh, shit.
01:01:32I fucked this up.
01:01:38Shit.
01:01:58Hey, Amanda.
01:02:05You wanna hear it?
01:02:07Mm-hmm.
01:02:14Cool flag.
01:02:15Thanks.
01:02:31You play that thing?
01:02:33Sometimes.
01:02:34I'm not.
01:02:36Any good?
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:40Kind of a lot.
01:02:41Yeah.
01:02:52You play something?
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:56Oh, my God.
01:02:57I fucking love this record.
01:02:59It's so fucking good.
01:03:21I dare not call.
01:03:29Hi.
01:03:37I have to go.
01:03:43I have to do this.
01:03:45I have to do this.
01:03:47I've never heard that.
01:03:47You're doing something maybe about the fact that I do.
01:03:48I've never heard it.
01:03:49I've never heard it.
01:03:49I've never heard it before.
01:03:50No.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57Yeah.
01:04:04I can't find it.
01:04:05I've never heard it.
01:04:06No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:08Really?
01:04:15See you later?
01:04:16Mm-hmm.
01:04:17All right.
01:04:37I'm going to go.
01:04:39Come on.
01:05:03Fuck you.
01:05:05Fuck you.
01:05:06Fuck you.
01:05:08How could you fucking do this to me?
01:05:10I hate you.
01:05:12Fuck you.
01:05:12You fucking piece of shit.
01:05:17I came here to apologize.
01:05:18How fucking stupid am I to come here to apologize if you work it out in fucking New York?
01:05:25Shit you fucking piece of shit.
01:05:31Are you going to hit me?
01:05:41Fuck.
01:05:42Fuck.
01:05:43Fuck you.
01:05:46Fuck you.
01:05:58Fuck you.
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01:08:28I think you should take it.
01:08:32No, what are you talking about?
01:08:38Dad, I love you so much.
01:08:41I love you too.
01:08:42But doesn't feel...
01:08:42I cannot see you every day.
01:08:44I cannot be with you.
01:08:46Please don't do this.
01:08:50I don't want to break up.
01:08:55Tell me you love me.
01:08:58And you want to spend the rest of your life with me.
01:09:03Look me in the eye and tell me.
01:09:23I'm sorry.