00:05I'm too fat!
00:10Come on, sir. You'll be late for your appointment.
00:13Hush! No one must know I'm not in perfect mental health. The Kaiser would be furious.
00:18Come on in, Monty. I believe last week we were discussing your anger issues.
00:24Anger issues? Anger issues?
00:27I'm afraid our 50 minutes are almost up.
00:30I give up.
00:31After only 70 years of therapy?
00:33You're never gonna change. You will never have this.
00:37A cheap piece of plastic with photos of ugly people? I should consider encasing people in plastic.
00:42Then I could always see the look of fear in their faces.
00:49No pulse. Oh, wait, that's me.
00:53Dead. So sad.
00:57I can't believe Dr. Nussbaum's dead.
01:01Oh, this man meant a great deal to me, and helping out with the cost of this service was the
01:05least I could do.
01:06No!
01:07For shame!
01:14Just get me home quickly.
01:16I didn't mean to hit him, sir.
01:18Well, how could a man in his right mind miss a car heading right towards him?
01:23Idiot!
01:23I think it's this headpiece he's wearing, sir.
01:27Boy!
01:27Boy!
01:28The Oculus Rink, or Froculus, provides you with a complete virtual reality experience.
01:38Now, for the after party.
01:44I must have it!
01:45Oh, can you drop me off first?
01:58Not bad.
01:59Sir, if I might suggest, the last thing your therapist said was, you need a family.
02:05I don't need anyone.
02:07We could program a virtual family for you, sir.
02:10Uh, we only need three children, thanks.
02:12Oh, what kind of coal mine you running?
02:16This thing says all families in the plant are required to try out.
02:19So far, so good.
02:21Two and a half children.
02:22Wife with current hairstyle.
02:24You're all hired.
02:24Except you, fatso.
02:34This isn't a word I use lightly, but excellent.
02:37Ungard!
02:38Must be nice.
02:40Hey, there he is.
02:41I wonder what he's watching now.
02:43Home movies.
02:45And maybe more!
02:47Thank you, thank you.
02:49Now your mother's going to take me upstairs to give me her present.
02:54Smithers, could you remove the ankle bar?
02:56More.
02:57More.
02:58More.
02:59More!
03:01We're not coming home, homie.
03:03What?
03:04What do I do without you here?
03:06You can do what you did with me there.
03:08Go to Moe's.
03:10And no one to go home to, huh?
03:12Yeah, take it from me, that's rough.
03:14Yeah, wait a minute.
03:15I can eat dinner in any room of the house.
03:18But not the scary ones like the basement in Bart's bedroom.
03:20And I can drink at home!
03:49Snoopy knew what he was doing all right.
03:52How you doing?
03:53Don't worry, I've seen you naked plenty of times.
03:56I live in the house behind yours.
03:58Could you both keep it down? I'm trying to count pennies.
04:02Stupid Flanders.
04:04You made me lose count.
04:07Can a man just be friends with a woman?
04:11Here's some pretzels.
04:13Yes, he can.
04:14Have one. I'm celebrating. My boyfriend proposed.
04:18Wow! You'll get to enjoy the most magical part of married life.
04:22The beginning.
04:23Where's your wife?
04:24Uh, she's staying at this billionaire's house working as a virtual reality actress.
04:28You know, the usual.
04:30Okay, that's it. I'll direct and I'll show you how a pro does it.
04:33You, daughter character, say you love me.
04:35I love you.
04:36Like you mean it.
04:37I really love you.
04:39This girl has no chops whatsoever.
04:41The existence of my chops is not for the likes of you to ascertain, my good sir.
04:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:48Oh, looks like the old make-out king's got a new queen, huh?
04:52Guys, we're just friends. It's purely catatonic.
04:56I like you, but that's not what it means.
04:59Sure, right.
05:01Here you go.
05:02The antipasto.
05:03Touché.
05:04You're just like a guy.
05:06You're funny.
05:07You like to eat crap.
05:08If I make it personal, what's your bowling average?
05:12212.
05:12Oh, my God, you're my best friend.
05:14Enjoy it.
05:21That is not a love.
05:23Look, Monty.
05:24Our daughter, the president, is delivering her speech.
05:28Excuse me.
05:29Do I ever get a joke?
05:31Keep rolling.
05:32Will you try to give direction to a bunch of land apes who aren't worth the ping-pong balls
05:37stuck to their untalented asses?
05:39Idiots.
05:41Okay, you heard him, people.
05:43That was great.
05:43Just a little more energy.
05:44Let's see what life will be like when I'm old.
05:47I'm going to build homes for the homeless with my boyfriend, Sean, then it's off to Vassar
05:53in the fall.
05:53Let's move on.
05:55How did this happen?
05:57Don't you take that time with me.
06:00A Harvard man.
06:01I don't need them.
06:03My life is perfect.
06:05Everyone out.
06:06You're all fired.
06:07Having a family is the most meaningless experience I could imagine.
06:11Try acting.
06:13But you'll never work in single-viewer virtual reality family melodrama again.
06:17Oh, my family's here.
06:19Gotta go.
06:19Hey, guys.
06:20It's good to see you.
06:22Good to see you.
06:24Who are you talking to?
06:25My friend, Julia.
06:26Now, March, it's cool.
06:28All we do is share our deepest thoughts and feelings.
06:32Mm-hmm.
06:33Kids, could you leave the room, please?
06:35March, it's nothing.
06:36She's just my new best friend.
06:40What?
06:41Why?
06:41Why are you mad at those eggs?
06:43They didn't do anything.
06:44After all I've put up for all these years, if I'm not your best friend, what is this marriage
06:50about?
06:51Okay, okay.
06:52You're my best friend.
06:53I should just drink it off at Moe's.
06:56You'll never hear the name Julia again.
06:59Hi, I'm Julia.
07:01I have no interest in riding your bike, but I want you to know that your bike loves you
07:08as truly as a bike can.
07:10You are the bike.
07:13That is really, really lovely.
07:19I have to confess, I did see him naked on the roof.
07:22I did, too.
07:23I did, too.
