00:07Ha ha!
00:11Hey, little lady. You'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:15What? Who are you?
00:16I'm a man, so I know what I'm talking about. Smiling you'll be a lot more popular.
00:21And he told me I wouldn't be pretty unless I smiled.
00:24You are very pretty.
00:26And thanks to the puberty app on my phone, we can see what lies ahead.
00:33Wait, this can't be real. I already had braces.
00:36I'm afraid you have to get them again. The man we thought was your orthodontist was actually a rogue periodontist.
00:43Braces? Again? Why am I the only one in this family who needs braces?
00:48Don't look so smug, boy. Let's try this app on you.
00:52Hello, Aaron Eckhart.
00:55Whoa! Puberty!
00:56Oh, my look. We got this in the mail today.
00:58Oh, what is it?
01:01Hello, Simpsons. It's me, Artie Ziff. In pre-recorded form.
01:06Artie Ziff? Isn't that the rich guy who could have been our dad?
01:09Great news. I'm getting married and you're invited.
01:12Oh.
01:12Why, you ask? Am I getting married?
01:15I've found my soul mate. Bye.
01:18So what else is in the mail?
01:20We got a flyer from Lowe's.
01:23You're not really thinking of going, are you? That sure kept trying to break us up.
01:26Now, I am sensing conflicted feelings. If you come, I promise you a wonderful time.
01:40I'm done with the top braces. We'll put the bottoms in next week.
01:44I can't close my mouth.
01:46The brackets are holding up your lips at the edges. They'll adjust. The main thing is, you're happy.
01:50I'm not happy.
02:09Feet.
02:10Homer Simpson! The man who beat me to Planet Marge!
02:13You've done alright for a billionaire.
02:16Hey, I'm not made of money. Although actually, I am.
02:18After my parole, I got rich selling fireplace logs that look like cash, i.e. money to burn.
02:25That is the greatest! It says money to burn! It looks like you're burning money!
02:29I know! Talk to someone else!
02:31Hey pal, you're a news guy. Give it to me straight. Is this wedding on the level?
02:35Here's the scoop.
02:36It's legit!
02:37In other news, local newsman hopes to score with caterer.
02:40Now Homer, as this is a bachelor party, I want to show you something.
02:43Now, shut your eyes. You've never seen a body this enticing.
02:48Exactly what I imagined!
02:52Food comma. He'll be fine.
02:54Hey girlfriend!
02:55Uh, who, me?
02:57Lisa, did you get your eyebrows waxed? You look amazing!
03:01What's going on?
03:03Her smile makes me feel full. Like I actually ate dinner last night.
03:07And so, after saving Wilbur, Charlotte crawled off to die. As all barn spiders do.
03:15Bravo, Lisa. What a positive note on which to end the class.
03:19Positive? Positive? Charlotte died alone!
03:22Well, your smiling face made dying alone fun. And believe me, that's where I'm headed.
03:27So, as long as I'm smiling, it doesn't matter what comes out of my mouth?
03:31Can it really be that people are this shallow?
03:34Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
03:37And am I shallow enough to enjoy this?
03:40I am!
03:42Hey gorgeous!
03:43Hey Bart!
03:43Lisa? Oh yuck! I didn't know that was you!
03:46It's the smile. It's totally changed how people see me.
03:49Well, I just want you to know, you'll always be gross to me.
03:52Oh, thank god.
03:59Well, I guess being here sort of ends a chapter in my life.
04:02So, what kind?
04:05Excuse me, we need someone to walk the bride down the aisle. Could you?
04:09First tell me one thing. How long is the aisle?
04:11About 20 feet.
04:12Alright, I'll do it.
04:14They grow up so fast. You'll always be my little girl.
04:18Hmm.
04:20Friends! Family!
04:21I take great delight in informing you that the bride and groom have written their own vows.
04:29Oh my god.
04:30This is too weird.
04:31I can't take this anymore.
04:33We're getting out of here.
04:34Yeah, this is really creepy. Even the rhino's leaving.
04:38And this is a picture of us at our wedding.
04:40You're so happy.
04:42I'm not happy.
04:43This smile is so wrong.
04:45I mean, how hard is this?
04:47The happy girl put the thing in the hole.
04:51Wait a minute.
04:52I could use my new power to change these things.
04:55Use it for good.
05:01I can make it happen.
05:09You posers! I was for Lisa before it was cool.
05:13Ow!
05:14The holes are in and you're doing great.
05:16You're picking up the key group.
05:17Girls who don't like Milhouse.
05:18Like every election with one week to go, this is in the bag.
05:21Don't be so sure.
05:22I'm up against a tough opponent.
05:24W.S. Buckler.
05:26Don't worry.
05:26You just keep smiling.
05:28Well, I do have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow for a tune-up.
05:31In the bag, Madam President.
05:34But don't be so sure.
05:39Okay, kid.
05:40Your bottom braces are on.
05:43What happened to my smile?
05:44In six months, you'll have perfect teeth.
05:47Six months?
05:48I have to smile now.
05:49No.
05:50I can power through this.
05:53Let's see.
05:54I'll take this.
05:55Stop that.
05:56Oh, come on, Marge.
05:57This mini bar is paid for.
05:59Homer, stop it.
06:00I can't help thinking about that poor woman.
06:03I already only married her because she looks like me.
06:06I mean, a lot like me.
06:07You're right.
06:09Are you sure we should be here?
06:11Artie?
06:12As a woman, I just want to tell your wife what's really going on here.
06:16Say it to her face!
06:18I've spent years trying to build the perfect copy of the only woman for me.
06:22You, Marge.
06:24But they were all inferior in some way.
06:26Why would you marry a machine?
06:29I didn't.
06:30It was one last trick.
06:31I thought when you saw how perfect we looked together,
06:33you would realize that we were meant to be.
06:36Artie?
06:36Yes?
06:37You're not dumb.
06:38You're smart.
06:39And I think this crazy project actually had some brilliance in it.
06:42Imagine if you used that noodle for good.
06:45I will become a better human being.
06:48Terrific.
06:48And then you'll love me?
06:50No!
06:54Let's quiet down, please.
06:55And now we have a very special moderator, Governor Mary Bailey.
07:00Our first candidate is Dubya Spuckler.
07:03Dubya!
07:03Our other candidate is ill, so she'll be Skyping in.
07:06Lisa Simpson.
07:07Lisa, I'm sorry.
07:09What do you have?
07:09What I have is an agenda for this school.
07:12I can deliver results, while my opponent can't even spell results.
07:17Lisa doesn't sound sick at all.
07:19You said you'd done this before.
07:22Lisa's using a funny face app.
07:27Listen, I tried to fool you, and that was wrong.
07:29I still have good ideas.
07:31All I hear is nag, nag, nag.
07:34Dubya!
07:35Dubya!
07:36Dubya!
07:36Dubya!
07:37I didn't want to believe my popularity was based on my stupid smile.
07:41Ugh, but it was.
07:43You're just a kid, and things are changing.
07:45Told you you should smile more!
07:47The future is now!
07:49Woohoo!
