00:00Welcome to the Simpson Residence, or Casa de Simpson, as I call it.
00:04Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson? This better be important.
00:08It is, it is. But first, let me introduce you to my family.
00:12My perfect family.
00:15This is my wife, Marge.
00:16Hello.
00:17And our beautiful baby.
00:19My daughter, Lisa, IQ 156.
00:22Hi.
00:23See? And my son, Bart. He owns a factory downtown.
00:27How do you do?
00:28Uh, look, Homer, I'm late for my night job at the foundry, so if you don't mind telling me...
00:33Good heavens! This is a palace!
00:38How in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?
00:41I don't know. Don't ask me how the economy works.
00:43Yeah, but look at the size of this place.
00:45I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.
00:51Wow.
00:52I'm sorry, isn't that...
00:53Yeah, that's me, all right.
00:54And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford.
00:57And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins.
01:00Oh, and here's a picture of me in outer space.
01:03You.
01:04When in outer space.
01:05You.
01:06Sure.
01:07You've never been?
01:09Would you like to see my Grammy Award?
01:11No, I wouldn't.
01:13God, I've had to work hard every day of my life.
01:16And what do I have to show for it?
01:17This briefcase and this haircut.
01:20And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
01:25What?
01:27Everything.
01:27A dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and lobsters for dinner.
01:37And do you deserve any of it?
01:38No!
01:40What are you saying?
01:43I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson.
01:47You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people.
01:52Like me.
01:54If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.
01:58He's got you there, Dad.
02:00You're a fraud.
02:01A total fraud.
02:03It was nice meeting you.
02:05I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:06I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:07I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:07I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:08I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:08I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:08I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:08I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:09I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:09I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:10I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:10I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:10I'm saying you're a fraud.
02:10I'm saying you're a fraud.