00:00School?
00:00The teacher gave me this.
00:03Student of the month.
00:04Wow.
00:05How long have you been in that school?
00:07A month.
00:08I've been there two years, and no one ever gave me anything.
00:14Aw, poor kid.
00:15Are you taking his dessert?
00:17Yes, I am.
00:19Up to him.
00:23Are you eating that cake?
00:25No.
00:26No.
00:28Son, I know it may not seem like it now, but you're going to be glad to have a sister
00:33when you grow up.
00:34You're always going to like her better than me.
00:37That's not true.
00:38I love you both the same amount.
00:4040%.
00:41I've got to leave room in the budget.
00:44Then will you put this on your car?
00:46I'll be proud to.
00:57Oh, both those bumper stickers mean so much to me.
01:15Happy Birthdays!
01:17Well, thanks, but you know I'm not into Krusty anymore.
01:20You've outgrown Krusty?
01:22First no more Icarumba, now this.
01:24Mom, don't have-
01:25Have a cow, man?
01:26I was going to say, don't have a foolish attachment to the past.
01:30Come on, boy.
01:31Humor your mother.
01:32Oh, fine.
01:33Don't have a cow, man.
01:35Yeah.
01:38Oh, my God.
01:40I'm student of the month for 48 consecutive months.
01:44Great, honey.
01:45Great.
01:46But you know, it is Bart's birthday.
01:49No, no, no.
01:50This is fine.
01:51Just let me fix this.
01:53There.
01:54Now it's all about you.
01:56Happy?
01:58I'll go get him.
02:00It's no use.
02:01He's walking kind of fast.
02:05Blam!
02:07Blam!
02:08Blam!
02:09Blam!
02:10Blam!
02:11Hey, you missed one.
02:13Nope, can't do it.
02:14My grandpa lives there.
02:15Stop.
02:16Stop right there.
02:17Ah, looks like we finally put an end to this lightmare on Elm Street.
02:23Actually, it's Maple Street, Chief.
02:25Thank you, Joke Police.
02:28Please don't arrest me.
02:29It's a victimless crime.
02:31Oh, I can't see.
02:35Oh.
02:37That looks like a case of mole manslaughter.
02:40Did that sound right to you, Lou?
02:43I like it.
02:46Thanks for letting me hide here, Grandpa.
02:48Hiding?
02:49This is the best visit I've had in months.
02:58Now, come get your birthday present.
03:01Whoa.
03:02I've been asking my parents for this, but they said I'd break my neck.
03:06Hey, you're gonna break your neck sometime.
03:08It's important you do it when you're young.
03:09Like chicken pox.
03:10Now, get out before I say something else preposterous.
03:25Mom, it's just the Mayo Clinic pre-medical summer camp.
03:29I would have been told...
