00:11Finally wield the Doomsday app. I can restart this planet in flair.
00:16And I really don't want to find a new dry cleaner.
00:18Your funny but not too funny banter will not save you.
00:24Yes, air shot. Pump that air gun.
00:26Aw, what's the matter? Bad head day?
00:34I'll take that dance now.
00:46Now is not the time for your cold-hearted analysis.
00:50Have a seat.
00:51Don't you leave me, yabba-kabba-gob-smut!
00:55Children, I pulled you out of your classes today to warn you of a dangerous-
00:59You're referring to as the Flag Yourself Challenge.
01:02Whoa!
01:04Star, Reaction Guy.
01:06Whoa, rea-
01:07What up, Reaction Faction? It's your boy, Reaction Guy.
01:11Today I'm gonna be reacting to the Flag Yourself Challenge.
01:19Hey guys, this is Bart Simpson from my new chish.
01:22Okay, hit it! Check it out! I'm waving at my haters and they don't even know it!
01:30Whoa!
01:32Here's a-
01:32Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:33Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:36Ow!
01:37Oh!
01:38Yo, Milhouse, I got you a balloon from the gift shop!
01:44Wrong bones!
01:44Okay, champ. Physical therapy time. Who's ready for four hours of stretch band?
01:49Glucose? Oh, don't mind if I do-kos.
01:53Buggers are counting on you. Do it for the buggers.
02:01Top of the bing-bong, ladies.
02:03You're Glentens Van Heighten.
02:06Right down the hall and to the left, Glen-
02:09Tailing King Duke Druthers.
02:12What's up? Never heard of him.
02:14The name's Air Shot.
02:19Easy now. Don't get too excited, Milhouse.
02:22Oh, I'm not-
02:23Make whatever you have worse.
02:26Is it something that gets worse?
02:28Please don't say it gets worse.
02:31Oh, thank boomerang Jesus.
02:33You're not one of those brave little buggers that have to just crystal garbage.
02:39Sherlock me old man.
02:45Oh, hello.
02:52In a month from now.
02:54Till then, I'm the only one that-
02:57Kid in the world!
03:01Toast that.
03:06Feel fat Thor.
03:08As if Glen Tangier, the Tasmanian Adonis, would deign to interact.
03:13You are defeated, vindicator.
03:15I'm not as long as I-
03:17Sweet batarang Jesus, tell me more.
03:20The first taste was free.
03:23Okay, strap yourself in.
03:25The way it goes down is-
03:26But pause.
03:28Tell me nothing.
03:29Ah, but my curiosity consumes me.
03:32Uh-
03:32OWN!
03:35I've passed the test. I will diminish.
03:38Hey, what would you give me not to find out what happens?
03:47That's a good-
03:48Protect my virgin ears!
03:54Even if that person knows which Vindicator loses a third of their powers fight-
03:59GET UP!
04:03Don't want-
04:07Detention, is it?
04:08I guess what-
04:09You wouldn't dare spoil the only thing that brings me joy in this world.
04:12Give me your toupee.
04:18Oh!
04:19Principals!
04:20Cause people do whatever I say, or I spoil the Vindicator's movie for them.
04:24Okay, get ready to hear the surprise ending.
04:27Let me guess, the good guys win.
04:29A grown-up, I know that muscle jerks in tights with magic powers cause it means nothing.
04:37My powers don't-
04:38Intrigues me.
04:40Oh, you can drink beers on-
04:44Do the thing, boy.
04:45No, no, don't ruin-
04:47Hmm.
04:50Ohhhhhhhhhh.
04:50Get me drunker than I've ever beer.
04:53Huh?
04:54I'm worried that all this blackmail is-
04:56That's a story, Morning Glories.
04:58Young man, I don't like the way you're using-
05:01Dang it!
05:01If you were in my suitcase, you would do the same thing.
05:05Fans haven't-
05:06For anything.
05:07Oh, wouldn't you?
05:11Think your superpower must be stealing hearts!
05:15Ohhhhhhhhhh!
05:17How much longer do I have to keep up this kookaburra charade?
05:21How badly do you not-
05:23You think I'm your jolly swagman, do ya?
05:26Well, Marjum.
05:27And after that, you're nothing.
05:30Let's get this party-
05:32Endgame.
05:33And so today, we celebrate the 200-
05:37Quincyn-
05:38Quincyn-
05:39Uh-
05:40Vila boy!
05:41That's right, it's me.
05:42And if you don't want the movie spoiled, you'll all pu-
05:46Not in old Susie!
05:48Everyone in this town loves-
05:50Fortunate accident.
05:53Oh, and-
05:54On every street corner.
05:56I'M ON IT!
05:58You have 24 hours to build my-
06:01Hey buddy, you're out of the hospital!
06:04Don't you hate!
06:05You just blackmailed the whole town to build you a lair!
06:08Okay, I will-
06:09You dare call me a supervillain?
06:12Then get a-
06:13Just depends on-
06:17Where the hell am I?
06:20Relax there, spoiler boy.
06:21All we did was take you-
06:22Our reality.
06:23No way!
06:24Superheroes aren't real!
06:26How dumb do you think I am?
06:28Even the post-credit sequences?
06:31Hmm.
06:31We brought you here-
06:33The movie he lives!
06:34W-what happened?
06:35You happened!
06:37Youself!
06:38The powers of evil in our dimension saw this-
06:41Oh!
06:41I never dreamed that spoilers really hurt people!
06:44But they do!
06:45Spoil-
06:46The kid has no idea that this has all been fake.
06:49I can't believe he didn't notice-
06:51Tell me this is Bart's best chance to choose to be a good person.
06:55Don't remember.
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:59Oh, don't think of it as gaslighting.
07:00Think of it as a-
07:02Vindicator's colon crystal war colon resurgence.
07:05Bombing at the box office would have devastating worse than a 55% hold on its second weekend.
07:11No.
07:12No.
07:12Bart clearly feels bad.
07:15Can't we let him out now?
07:16No.
07:19Bring me the boy.
07:22And don't pirate movies!
07:25That hurts everyone.
07:27No.
07:28So I can use it to destroy the Vindicators.
07:30In return, I will grant your deepest desi-
07:33Real powers.
07:35That's even better than spoiler powers!
07:38How stupid he's going to fall for this!
07:40It doesn't matter that it's not real, Bart.
07:43Brace your destiny as a villain.
07:46Hmm.
07:54Our son's a good gu-
07:55I think he'll keep his mouth shut.
07:57Okay.
07:58We'll let him live.
07:59Not too late!
08:02What day is it?
08:03Secret I forgot is safe with me.
08:06I saved their universe!
08:08I-
08:08Tuck!
08:08The movie's safe.
08:09We'll let him live.
08:10For now.
08:16Guy!
08:17I'll never spoil anything again!
08:20Hmm.
08:21I'm a change-
08:22This is the rightful sovereign of Fishtonia!
08:24Hmm?
08:25Does he?
08:26Bart!
08:27Tell me-
08:27Ah!
08:27And Bart was as good as his word.
08:30He kept his mouth shut.
08:32So when everyone-
08:33And spoiled it for everyone else.
08:36Thanks.
08:37Thanks.
08:38Thanks.
08:42Thanks, guys.
