00:00This is it. I'm gonna buy it. All my friends have become rich with crypto.
00:03If they can do it, I can do it.
00:06But what if it's too late and it's a bubble after all?
00:08I'm gonna lose all my money.
00:10Maybe I should buy some gold instead.
00:12No, I'm gonna do it. I'm not just gonna watch this anymore.
00:15If I lose it, so be it.
00:17500 Euro, here we go!
00:37Oh no, it went down 2% and it's only been 3 minutes.
00:41What do I do? Should I sell?
00:43My hard iron cash? I'm gonna sell.
00:45Where's the sell button? Dammit!
00:48Oh, it went up again.
00:51Oh, thank god.
01:24Huh? I'm up 100%? It's just been a day.
01:28Is this for real? It's real.
01:32I made already 500 Euro while I was sleeping?
01:35That's like a week's worth of holiday.
01:37I should sell. I should sell and call it a day.
01:40No, wait. Then I'm out of the game.
01:42What? It dropped 10%? Goddammit!
01:45I should've stole quite even myself, greedy little bastard.
01:54Come on, why doesn't it move?
01:58It's been doing nothing all day.
02:01Boring!
02:04Whatever, time to sleep.
02:12Huh? What's this?
02:16What the hell is going on?
02:23Is this for real? Am I still dreaming?
02:27If it continues like that, I'm gonna be a millionaire in no time.
02:31Huh? It's moving.
02:48I should probably go to sleep. It hasn't done anything for the last 8 minutes.
02:53No, it's been going up 1000% in the last 2 hours.
02:56I can't go to sleep now. I'm witnessing history being written right now.
03:00In real time.
03:01And if it continues like that for a few more weeks, I can easily afford house on the beach somewhere.
03:06I better start looking already.
03:14Oh, this is beautiful.
03:25Why didn't I get into crypto earlier?
03:27I wasted so much time working.
03:30Speaking of working...
03:34Yeah, LeBoss?
03:35I just wanted to call and say...
03:37Fuck you! I'm quitting!
03:39Haha!
03:42That felt good.
03:45What now?
03:47Maybe it's time to give back.
03:49I can't keep this for myself.
03:50I gotta spread the word.
03:52Plus, the more people I get into crypto, the more it goes up.
03:56That's it!
03:57I'm gonna start a YouTube channel right now!
04:02Hello YouTube!
04:04Today I'm going to tell you how you can turn a 500 euro investment
04:08into 200,000 euro in one week using crypto.
04:13I did it.
04:14You can do it.
04:15And here is how.
04:16So, first, you gotta open...
04:20Hold on a second.
04:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:27What's going on?
04:49What does it mean, the listed...
05:06All right, what do we buy next?
