00:00Don't you want to get a massage or do something fun?
00:03It's a bit... 40's huge!
00:05I'm turning 38.
00:06Okay, 38. Okay, we'll move on.
00:10Isn't it weird that our birthday is the same week
00:12and then we're gonna have a party and it's just for me?
00:14No, I don't think it's weird at all.
00:16Because you're turning 40 and I'm turning 38.
00:18Come on, do you really want to be one of those ladies
00:20who's just so insecure about their age and they lie
00:23and then they gotta forget, then they gotta remember and it gets all...
00:26You don't get it. See, you don't understand how it works.
00:29I don't want to shop at old ladies' stores.
00:31I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor Loft.
00:35I'm not ready yet. I need two more years.
00:38That is so insane, it kind of makes sense.
00:42What'd you get me for my birthday?
00:43Wait a minute, I thought you said that we shouldn't get each other gifts this year.
00:47What do you mean?
00:48You're supposed to get me a surprise gift.
00:50This is a big birthday. I'm turning 40.
