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00:05It's the top 10 series that literally won't die.
00:13Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we're counting down our picks for even more 10 hilarious movie deaths.
00:23We should warn you that the following clip contains mature content, but then again you've probably watched the other three
00:28lists.
00:37No point in beating a dead horse, just sit back and enjoy it.
00:40I'm still alive only I'm very badly burned.
00:44Oh, and this would probably be a good time to issue a spoiler alert.
00:52This is real!
00:53Number 10, Deputy Hamilton Splits. Hatchet 3.
00:58If you're a cop in a slasher flick, your odds of survival are about as favorable as the one slutty
01:03girl.
01:06Horror movie law requires Deputy Hamilton to get the axe in Hatchet 3, amounting to a side splitting death where
01:12the growling Victor Crowley hacks his head in half.
01:21With blood that kind of looks like marinara sauce and brains that look like sloppy joes, anatomy models in the
01:26doctor's office are more convincing than this cheesy prosthetic effect.
01:30Well, at least now people will be less inclined to stare at Hamilton's eye patch.
01:38Number 8, Mental gets a taste of his own medicine, Dumb and Dumber.
01:42So why is it on Aspen? Vacation?
01:44You probably weren't expecting to see anybody die when you walked into Dumb and Dumber, except maybe in a daydream.
01:51Harry and Lloyd's stupidity turns Mental into dead meat however, as they sneak atomic peppers into his burger.
02:00The two pranksters go from cackling to panicking upon realizing he can't take the heat.
02:10When CPR fails, they give the big guy his medicine, but mix the pills up with the rat poison he
02:15was planning to kill them with.
02:17Pills are good! Pills are good!
02:21It goes to show how fragile life is and how humorous death can be.
02:24Son of a bitch!
02:29Number 8, See Ya Michael Cera, This Is The End.
02:33Yes, if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh?
02:37Michael Cera's dead!
02:38It's not like that!
02:39Set during the apocalypse, This Is The End has no shortage of inventively funny deaths.
02:47Sorry!
02:48While James Franco's fatality almost ascended onto this countdown, it didn't quite have the same shock value as Michael Cera's.
02:54Oh my god, if I don't Michael Cera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out.
02:57What?
02:58Too coked out to comprehend that the world is crumbling, all Cera can think about is his cell phone's location.
03:03Everybody listen up, listen up!
03:05Who took my cell phone, man?
03:08He doesn't even see a collapsing street light, which impales the Canadian actor through the heart and drags him down
03:13to hell.
03:17To add insult to injury and hilarity, his cell was on him the entire time.
03:21Oh shit, that's embarrassing!
03:24Number 7. Do you want to bathe a snowman? Jack Frost.
03:30When the antagonist in a horror movie is a homicidal snowman, chances are there'll be more laughs than screams.
03:36In this scene from Jack Frost, Shannon Elizabeth's bath goes from icy to steamy in all the wrong ways.
03:42Tommy, no! Don't put cold water in! No, it's freezing!
03:46Engulfing the tub, the snowman gives her his idea of a warm hug.
03:53A passerby isn't much help as she's raked to death.
03:59It might not fill you with Christmas cheer, but this death will fill you with cold-hearted laughter.
04:04Just try not to think about what he's really doing with the carrot.
04:07Looks like Christmas came a little early this year.
04:10Well, hope it was good for you, honey.
04:14Number 6. Very Badly Burned.
04:16Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.
04:19Gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair.
04:22Trap fire pits are a really cool way to dispose of frickin' idiots.
04:26They aren't always guaranteed to get the job done, though.
04:28My design was perfect.
04:30This slowly dawns on Dr. Evil when he literally fires Mustafa.
04:33Look what you did to Mr. Brigglesworth!
04:37But, Dr. Evil, we were unable to anticipate feline complications to the reanimation process.
04:44Silence!
04:45While very badly burned, the henchman is still very much alive.
04:53After trying to ignore Mustafa's cries of agony, Dr. Evil finally does what he should have done in the first
04:57place, and just has him shot.
04:59I'm very badly burned, so if you could just...
05:03Although Will Ferrell's screen time is limited in the first Austin Powers, he certainly leaves a scarring impression with this
05:09unceremoniously hilarious termination.
05:11You shot me!
05:13Okay, moving on.
05:14You shot me right in the arm! Why did...
05:18Number 5. My Father Went The Same Way
05:20The Naked Gun
05:22From The Files Of Police Squad
05:28Since it's a cop's job to resolve conflict as peacefully as possible, Lieutenant Frank Drebin attempts to detain Vincent Ludwig
05:34with a non-lethal cufflink dart.
05:36You killed him!
05:37No, no. You just stand. He'll be alright in a couple of minutes.
05:40This backfires, however, as the villain stumbles over the stadium wall and plummets to a flattening fate.
05:48Well...
05:49It's already pretty funny, but the filmmakers keep piling on the laughs as a bus, a steamroller, and the USC
05:54marching band trample over Ludwig like he's made a Play-Doh.
05:59George Kennedy's final one-liner is the icing on the cake of this priceless scene from Naked Gun.
06:04Oh, Christ! That's horrible! That's so horrible!
06:11I know, really.
06:13My father went the same way.
06:15Number 4. Hans Briggs' Inspection
06:18Team America, World Police
06:20Hans Briggs? Oh, no!
06:22No public figure is safe from Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
06:26Oh, hello! Great to see you again, Hans!
06:28It's hard to think of one celebrity who comes out of Team America World Police unscathed, with Hans Briggs' watery
06:34demise being a standout.
06:36Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been through this a dozen times! I don't have any weapons of mass destruction, okay, Hans?
06:43While Kim Jong Il doesn't show Hans his weapons of mass destruction during an inspection, the dictator does introduce him
06:48to his nurse sharks.
06:49Okay, I'll show you, Hans. You ready? Stand ready to your left.
06:57See you tomorrow.
07:00Jong Il spouts some of the most uproarious dialogue you've ever heard in an R-rated puppet comedy.
07:04There you go, Hans Briggs! How you like that, you fucking cocksucker!
07:11Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am, Hans Briggs?
07:14Parker's recognizable city walk voice only makes the obscenities even funnier.
07:18Congratulations, Team America! You have stopped nothing!
07:23Number 3. The Bridge of Death. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
07:28What's he doing here? He is the keeper of the bridge of death.
07:31While the killer rabbit was outrageous, this immortal Monty Python bit consists of three deaths, each more hysterical than the
07:37last.
07:38Stop! Who would crush the bridge of death must answer me these questions three.
07:44Where Lancelot answers the bridge keeper's three questions with zero effort. Sir Robin is thrown for a loop.
07:50What is the capital of Assyria?
07:54I don't know that!
07:56Sir Galahad's questions are easier, but he still manages to cook up the final one.
08:08The audience thinks they know what the punchline is when King Arthur is asked his questions.
08:12What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
08:16He surprises everyone however, by answering with another question.
08:19What do you mean? African or European swallow?
08:22It's good to be the king, and even better, to be an expert in swallows.
08:26Who do you know so much about swallows?
08:28Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
08:31Number 2. Swing on this. Eating Raoul.
08:33Come on! Come on, everybody! It's hot tub time!
08:37If you happen to be a swinger, you might take offense to some of the casualties depicted in Eating Raoul.
08:42Hey! You two swallows, boys! What are you doing over there by the fence?
08:46None of your damn business!
08:48This dark comedy centers on a bland married couple that starts slaying swingers and emptying their wallets.
08:54We're here to swing, aren't we, kid?
08:56The Blands hit the jackpot when they encounter a wild-hot tub orgy.
09:00Matters get even more heated as Mr. Bland chucks a space heater into the jacuzzi.
09:05Hey, Jack! Well, swing on this!
09:08Instantly, the mob of ravers is fried to a crisp with shockingly hilarious results.
09:12That's one way to kill a party.
09:14Oh, I can't believe it. $40,000 in one night.
09:17Before we nip our top pick in the bud, here are a few honorable mentions.
09:21Step to right. Keep it tight.
09:29Now, let's go and make the greatest war movie ever!
09:33Yeah!
09:34Yeah!
09:35Yeah!
09:36Yeah!
09:43So, do you have any regrets?
09:49Garfield, maybe.
09:50Come on, hello!
09:59Put me down! Put me down!
10:03Easy one to get off!
10:08Mr. Bland!
10:12Number one, going out on a limb, deadly prey.
10:16Bitch.
10:17There's no prey deadlier than man, and no deadlier man than Mike Denton.
10:21Nearing this epic V-movie's final act, the bloodthirsty Vietnam veteran goes commando on a mercenary.
10:26No!
10:30Unable to shoot the screaming target charging forward, the incompetent soldier pays with his right arm.
10:36If that's not ridiculous enough, Denton proceeds to beat the guy to death with his own severed body part, and
10:41then scalps the corpse.
10:45It might be shoddily produced, but we'd give an arm and a leg to watch this outrageous scene over and
10:50over again.
10:57Do you agree with our list?
10:58Look, please don't beat yourself up over this thing, Mitch. It's not your fault.
11:02What movie death made you bust a gut?
11:04Gosh, I only axed you for a smoke.
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