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00:00 Friends, it is said that if you are going to the jungle and you are going towards your destination,
00:04 if you see the same tree twice, you are lost.
00:08 Similarly, if you are going towards your destination in life,
00:11 but you are not reaching your destination and you are seeing the same faces, the same talks, the same situations, the same paths, the same things, the same efforts, the same things,
00:21 then it means that you are lost.
00:23 You are going in circles and the one who goes in circles, he does not reach anywhere.
00:28 So try not to change the things around you, try to change your path where there are new things.
00:36 You should know that nature looks at the human being,
00:39 that what is he capable of, what does he want and he meets him in the same way.
00:44 It is said, "Dress as you want to be addressed".
00:47 So you should try to dress your life in such a way that the whole of nature knows that he is a successful person.
00:53 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
00:56 Today we have thought that overseas Pakistanis, who are our brothers,
01:00 let's see their situation, let's talk to them too, let's go to them too.
01:04 So come, let's take you to them.
01:06 Assalamualaikum Ji.
01:07 Assalam.
01:08 How are you?
01:09 How are you, Mr. Arun?
01:10 Thank God.
01:11 How is Dubai?
01:13 Dubai is very good, it is great.
01:15 Which year did you come?
01:16 I came in the last year.
01:18 Okay.
01:19 That means you did not understand.
01:20 I came in 1992.
01:22 Okay, two years before I was born.
01:24 I am asking you, you have not asked your age.
01:27 Okay, you have come so old, it seems you have not progressed so much.
01:31 Brother, when I came to Dubai, believe me, there were three or four buildings like this.
01:35 Okay.
01:36 The rest are all your old buildings.
01:38 Alhamdulillah.
01:39 Are you a contractor?
01:41 What contractor?
01:42 Not a contractor, it is my property.
01:44 And the buildings that you have built, you did not do the contract?
01:46 I did the contract there, I told you everything, I did not get a contractor.
01:51 Listen, Mr. Arun, when I came, believe me, there was no place for me, no work, I went to my friends,
01:57 they also said that, "Friend, we are in front of you, we are tired."
02:00 We slept on the streets, we begged the police, believe me, I asked for a little work.
02:06 Okay, people have spent their initial conditions there with so much difficulty.
02:11 I think many times that if so much hard work is done here too, then Allah Almighty can give success to a person.
02:17 No doubt.
02:18 Okay, tell me where is your family, so much bedded?
02:20 No, no, I have raised them.
02:23 No family?
02:24 Alhamdulillah, I have built a house behind.
02:26 Where is the family?
02:27 My family keeps coming and going.
02:28 Okay.
02:29 They have been in Pakistan for two months, two to three days.
02:33 How many children?
02:34 Twelve.
02:35 Twelve children.
02:36 You have been here since 1992.
02:37 1992, it has been two and a half years, can't it be twelve?
02:40 Okay, see how clean his mind is.
02:44 Two marriages, brother, two marriages.
02:45 Okay, two marriages.
02:46 Allah has given it, brother.
02:48 What will you do?
02:49 Do some work.
02:50 You have come with some money, you have done two marriages.
02:52 Now I will not do the third one.
02:54 Okay, tell me, for whom is this bed?
02:58 Actually, I have brought this bed, Mr. Arun, because I don't feel like it.
03:02 So sometimes you sleep there, sometimes there, sometimes there.
03:05 Very good, I am a fool.
03:07 Actually, the boys come from Pakistan, there is no place to listen to music.
03:12 Okay.
03:13 That's why I make them ready.
03:14 Okay, you give them a place with you.
03:17 Wow, wow.
03:18 On this point, clap.
03:21 The slap is tied to the death.
03:27 Okay, by the way, the view of Dubai from the beautiful window.
03:31 The view is very good, God bless, it is in the city.
03:34 This is Dera Dubai.
03:36 Okay, which building is this in front?
03:37 This is the glass one.
03:38 This is the glass one.
03:41 Yes.
03:42 Which building is that?
03:43 This building?
03:44 Yes.
03:45 This is the chonjali one.
03:46 What kind of names have you kept?
03:47 Greetings, sir.
03:48 Greetings.
03:49 What is this?
03:50 This is my relative.
03:51 Yes.
03:52 I am his brother.
03:53 Okay.
03:54 Sir, please give us a place to stay.
03:57 Why not, why not, brother, tell me.
03:59 As you wish.
04:00 What is your name?
04:01 Sadak Prana.
04:02 Okay.
04:03 I want to do poetry, I am a poet by profession.
04:05 Okay, by profession, I don't know, he will stay for two days and leave.
04:07 I have seen a laborer on the basis of poetry for the first time in Dubai.
04:11 Sit, you.
04:12 Yes, sit, sit.
04:13 I think, have you come to Multan?
04:15 Yes.
04:16 The shoes are of Multan, you wear beautiful shoes there.
04:19 I am a brother.
04:20 Are you from Pakistan?
04:23 Yes, yes, from Pakistan.
04:24 Okay, what have you come here for?
04:26 Labor, sir.
04:27 May God bless you.
04:28 Amen, amen.
04:29 What did you do in Pakistan?
04:31 I used to do labor.
04:32 What labor?
04:33 You will do it there, like a theater.
04:35 No, sir, I don't get so much money there.
04:39 So what work will you do here?
04:41 Sir, I am a lift operator here.
04:43 Oh, so you sit in the lift, how many more are there?
04:46 Nowadays, lift operators are not needed.
04:50 Sister, your fate is that you have to go from time to time.
04:53 Actually, I stay in very big hotels, there is no need.
04:57 No, no, in cargo lifts.
04:59 Sister, the cargo lift that is there, it is needed.
05:03 What do I have to do with cargo?
05:05 Sister, talk about what you have awareness.
05:12 You are in the cargo lift, so where does the cargo go?
05:15 Keep the moustache in the cargo.
05:17 How much do you travel in a day in the cargo lift?
05:21 Sister, in the sixth floor, at some fourth floor,
05:24 I recognize the goods, at some other,
05:26 I recognize it even on the sixth floor.
05:28 Where were you staying before this?
05:29 Sir, I was staying in a very good place.
05:32 Okay, God bless.
05:33 I was there when the ad was read, I answered them.
05:37 Why?
05:38 It is written free place.
05:39 Very good, what a thing.
05:41 Mr. Sadhguru, first of all, I will do an interview with you.
05:46 Obviously, you are staying here,
05:47 you are the brother of Pramang.
05:48 Yes, yes.
05:49 Do you sing any songs?
05:51 Yes, yes.
05:52 Don't lie.
05:53 Look, the mouth of a liar gets fat,
05:55 the head gets bald.
05:56 Your small fate is that you have to go from time to time.
06:00 He is a very interesting man.
06:02 Yes.
06:03 Will you sing a song or sing a song?
06:05 I will sing when I have to stay together.
06:08 Yes, yes.
06:09 How is it?
06:14 Very good.
06:16 Very good.
06:17 Very good.
06:18 The teeth of the song don't grow, the head grows.
06:20 Yes, tell me, Mr. Sadhguru Prano.
06:23 Yes, yes.
06:24 God bless.
06:25 I came here to sell songs.
06:28 Oh, oh, oh.
06:29 I came here to sell songs.
06:30 I came here to sell songs.
06:33 I came here to sell old clothes.
06:36 Wow, wow, wow.
06:38 Okay, your first song will be sitting in front.
06:40 The more the father takes, the more the son will not get.
06:44 Sing something else.
06:46 I said,
06:47 This mountain of need does not let me get tired.
06:51 Oh, oh, oh.
06:53 My children don't let me get old.
06:56 Oh, oh, oh.
06:57 Wow.
06:58 Okay, the poet makes one poem and borrows the other.
07:01 You tell me, what will be your schedule?
07:03 At what time will you go to work and at what time will you come back?
07:05 My duty starts at 7 in the morning.
07:07 Okay.
07:08 I will come back at 8.
07:09 I have been working for an hour.
07:12 At 8 at night.
07:14 At night.
07:15 We have also lived in Dubai.
07:16 We don't get 8th son here.
07:18 What do you want to do with 8th son?
07:20 Don't you know?
07:22 I am your father's servant.
07:24 I wake up early.
07:25 Your work is to be here at 7.
07:27 You think 8th is an animal?
07:30 The party starts at 8.
07:33 What happened?
07:34 Do you go to parties?
07:36 No.
07:37 You don't?
07:38 Good, good, good.
07:39 Do you smoke?
07:40 No.
07:41 Do you smoke?
07:42 No.
07:43 What is your age?
07:44 How old is the girl?
07:45 I am giving you space.
07:47 Your questions are all the same.
07:49 Don't you go to clubs?
07:51 Sir, you know what?
07:52 What will you do in a club?
07:54 The people behind the bars.
07:56 Yes.
07:57 They think that the cards are in dollars, pounds, and dirhams.
08:02 We earn money and spend it.
08:05 Okay.
08:06 That's why we come back.
08:08 Nothing happens there.
08:11 You are a lift operator.
08:13 You are a good speaker.
08:15 I want to tell you something.
08:21 You have become a big man in a day.
08:24 I am sure.
08:25 I have a long story.
08:27 I am sure.
08:28 I know how far I have come.
08:30 You must have earned money.
08:32 I won a lottery.
08:33 Don't worry.
08:36 Okay.
08:37 Greetings.
08:38 Greetings.
08:39 Is this a free place?
08:41 What is this?
08:42 Why isn't anyone knocking before coming in?
08:45 It is written outside that the door is open.
08:48 It is written for the gold.
08:50 I open it outside and the person says, "Is this where the gold is?"
08:54 So I came in.
08:57 You are very close to me.
08:59 Can you please shake my hand?
09:02 I am looking for a place.
09:05 Come here.
09:07 I am coming.
09:08 What happened to your leg?
09:10 My uncle's son has been beaten up.
09:13 What happened?
09:14 They are very bad people.
09:17 Okay.
09:18 They are after my property.
09:19 They have taken my money and are after me.
09:22 Then?
09:23 I saved my life.
09:24 Okay.
09:25 I have made a deal with them.
09:26 Okay.
09:27 I have slipped from the starting.
09:29 You are telling me that story.
09:31 I think the one who is stuck needs the mind of the enemy.
09:35 It is written here that the place is free.
09:39 Yes, it is free.
09:41 If the place is free, then what about my bed?
09:44 The place is free.
09:46 You can sleep, eat, drink, and go wherever you want.
09:50 The place is free.
09:51 The money for the bed?
09:53 The money for the bed.
09:54 Oh, wow.
09:55 The bed is not free.
09:58 It is written here that the place is free.
10:00 Yes, it is free.
10:01 The bed rate is also written here.
10:03 You are so stupid.
10:04 It is written here.
10:05 It is the painter's fault.
10:06 I made a big deal out of it.
10:07 It is the painter's fault.
10:08 It is okay.
10:09 I won't charge you.
10:10 How much is the bed?
10:11 It will be Rs. 300 per month.
10:12 Rs. 300?
10:13 What is the money in rupees?
10:14 You will pay it in Dirhams.
10:15 It is almost Rs. 22,000.
10:19 Not in Pakistan?
10:20 Yes.
10:21 I wake up early in the morning.
10:23 You earn a lot of money.
10:25 How much is the bed?
10:26 Rs. 300?
10:27 Yes, Rs. 300.
10:28 I have left Rs. 150 at home.
10:34 Then you should have given me the location.
10:36 Look, where is the window opening?
10:38 I will make a hole in the window.
10:40 You are crazy.
10:44 You can see the Chonjali building in front.
10:46 I will cut the cloth of the Chonjali building.
10:51 I think you have made the window big or the Burj Khalifa small.
10:55 The location is far.
10:57 Okay.
10:58 You can see it clearly.
10:59 Please give me Rs. 150.
11:02 If you want to stay in the bed, then give me Rs. 300.
11:04 Please give me Rs. 150.
11:06 I will sit half and sit the other half.
11:08 Kamli, look here.
11:11 You will see five roads from here.
11:13 You will see five roads from there.
11:15 Please give me Rs. 150.
11:17 Close one side and stop two roads.
11:20 What is your name?
11:22 My name is Javed.
11:23 Who has kept this?
11:25 I have no one.
11:26 Otherwise, I would have kept this.
11:28 Mr. Javed.
11:30 Yes.
11:31 When do you go to work?
11:32 When will you come back?
11:33 I don't go to work in the evening.
11:34 I have come here a while ago.
11:36 Have you come?
11:37 Yes. I don't have any tension.
11:38 You have come here 24 hours.
11:40 You told me that you had so much property there.
11:43 Why did you leave it and come here?
11:45 Actually, I had enmity with the village.
11:47 Then?
11:48 I have brought a stick.
11:49 A stick?
11:50 You have hit me.
11:51 No.
11:52 I had a problem.
11:53 I brought a stick.
11:54 Greetings.
11:57 Greetings.
11:58 Greetings.
11:59 Mr. Arun, are people coming?
12:00 You are the only one.
12:01 There are many people.
12:02 There is no place to live.
12:03 Oh.
12:05 Will you adjust so many people like this?
12:07 This is my work, not yours.
12:08 Okay.
12:09 Who is the owner?
12:10 You look like him.
12:11 But I am the owner.
12:12 I am called Zahid Sweet.
12:16 What?
12:17 Zahid?
12:18 Zahid Sweet and Zeher cannot stay in one place.
12:20 What do you do?
12:22 I want to become an actor.
12:23 Okay.
12:24 I came with the drama company.
12:25 They left me here.
12:26 I have love and affection for four days.
12:28 I leave them.
12:29 When you get work done.
12:30 Yes.
12:31 Oh.
12:32 What is your name?
12:33 Arshad Lada.
12:34 Arshad?
12:35 This is my..
12:36 Give it.
12:37 What fruit do you eat?
12:38 I am a saint.
12:39 Yes.
12:40 Here is Mr. Javed.
12:41 Yes.
12:42 There is Sweet.
12:43 There is Lada.
12:44 Yes.
12:45 I think they have taken over here.
12:48 Lada is here.
12:49 Now he does not have to do interviews.
12:51 You are giving me a free place.
12:54 We have written free place.
12:56 But we have given you a bed.
12:58 Is the bed ours?
12:59 What?
13:00 You have written free restaurant.
13:03 What does it mean?
13:04 Not free restaurant.
13:05 It is free restaurant.
13:06 Look at this.
13:07 I have named my wife.
13:08 Free.
13:09 Look at him.
13:12 He is fooling people.
13:13 He is not married.
13:15 He is a painter.
13:16 He has kept his wife in the restaurant.
13:17 What are you saying?
13:18 He has kept his wife in the restaurant.
13:19 I think he is a fraud.
13:21 He is a fraud.
13:22 He is a fraud.
13:23 Free place.
13:24 Free restaurant.
13:25 Mr. Javed.
13:27 Yes.
13:28 Give me 300 rupees.
13:29 And take your bed.
13:30 I don't have any problem.
13:31 Take it.
13:32 Take your money.
13:33 Take it.
13:34 Give it.
13:36 Okay.
13:37 Give me 300 rupees.
13:38 Mr. Sweet.
13:39 You have hidden money.
13:40 As if you are doing a drug deal.
13:42 Take it.
13:44 Take it.
13:45 It is done.
13:46 Take your bed.
13:47 Okay.
13:48 Give me.
13:49 Keep your briefcase there.
13:50 Take it.
13:51 150 rupees.
13:53 Yes.
13:54 It is done.
13:55 3, 6, 9 and 1.5.
13:57 1000 and 500.
13:58 50.
13:59 50.
14:00 50.
14:01 It is running fresh.
14:02 Shoes are gone.
14:03 Put on your shoes.
14:04 Or else you will get a shock.
14:05 Keep your bag down.
14:08 You have left 150 rupees.
14:11 I will get my money.
14:13 What are you saying?
14:15 We are not dishonest.
14:17 There is no dishonesty in Dubai.
14:18 Take your bed.
14:20 And sleep wherever you want.
14:21 I thought you are a thief.
14:24 Listen to me carefully.
14:29 Yes.
14:30 We are in the same place.
14:31 But we have different dreams.
14:32 And I will sleep here.
14:35 You can sleep wherever you want.
14:37 If someone wants to go to the bathroom at night.
14:39 I will sleep on the floor.
14:40 If someone wants to go to the bathroom at night.
14:42 I will sleep on the floor.
14:43 Come here.
14:46 I don't like people who are standing on the floor.
14:48 You don't like him.
14:52 He is a bad person.
14:53 He is looking at me.
14:56 He is looking at the guy with the moustache.
15:00 Look, Mr. Arun.
15:02 You are looking so handsome.
15:03 Sit on the third floor.
15:04 You will sleep here.
15:06 You will give me a massage.
15:08 I have given you a massage.
15:09 I haven't given you a penny.
15:10 Mr. Arun, can I tell you something?
15:12 Yes.
15:13 In the country, the normal days.
15:15 We spend it leisurely.
15:18 But the festivals and festivals.
15:21 We spend it like a train.
15:24 You are in Dubai.
15:26 You should dub for Punjabi films in Pakistan.
15:29 I am feeling very sad.
15:31 Seeing your condition.
15:32 You come to Pakistan.
15:33 I will get you a job.
15:35 No, sister.
15:36 You can't get me a job.
15:37 I don't get a job on my own.
15:39 How do you know?
15:41 Mr. Arun, when we come here at night.
15:43 After getting free from work.
15:45 We look at the city.
15:46 And our time is not good.
15:48 God knows, it is a very difficult time.
15:50 Wow.
15:51 Believe me.
15:52 Okay.
15:53 There is a guy in the city.
15:54 The fat one.
15:55 Yes.
15:56 He has a bottle of 100 rupees.
15:57 And a piece of a coin.
15:58 Yes.
15:59 He is very funny.
16:00 Look, believe me.
16:04 I like it very much.
16:05 When both of them.
16:06 Appreciate each other's faults.
16:08 The fat one looks at me.
16:11 Okay.
16:12 He is a good guy.
16:13 But not a good hearted guy.
16:14 I was telling you.
16:16 This hug is for hypocrisy.
16:18 Mr. Arun.
16:21 Don't you feel.
16:22 Like you are in a cage of a Tulentan Market.
16:24 Sleep.
16:26 We won't go to work in the morning.
16:27 We will go to your father.
16:28 Why have you come to take Pakistan?
16:29 Sleep.
16:30 Sleep with Dharma.
16:31 Give me the money.
16:32 I will run and hit you.
16:33 You don't even talk to me.
16:35 Because you.
16:36 You can't even talk.
16:37 Madam, please talk to me.
16:39 Stop this nonsense.
16:40 Who are you?
16:41 I am the owner of this apartment.
16:43 And he.
16:45 He is my tenant.
16:46 I haven't paid the rent yet.
16:49 Give me 500 right now.
16:51 I was going to your house.
16:53 To give you.
16:54 And you came here.
16:55 Count 500.
16:56 He is a cheater.
16:58 He took it from us.
17:00 What are you doing?
17:01 What are you doing?
17:02 What are you doing?
17:04 Who is he?
17:05 Didn't he pay you the rent?
17:07 He is my family.
17:08 He is my elder uncle.
17:09 He is my cousin.
17:12 He is my uncle's son.
17:14 And he is my uncle's son.
17:18 I think you have rented this apartment to him.
17:23 No.
17:24 We have to go to Dubai after two days.
17:26 Uncle, you don't talk.
17:27 Was aunt okay?
17:28 She was fine.
17:29 The child is fine.
17:30 She has given me a place to stay.
17:33 She has given him a place to stay.
17:34 She has given him a place to stay.
17:35 She has given him a place to stay.
17:36 The window is open.
17:37 All the dust must have gone in.
17:39 Why are you calling yourself?
17:41 I am watching the news.
17:42 Wow.
17:43 I have told you a hundred times.
17:46 But you didn't listen.
17:47 You tell me.
17:48 I have told you a hundred times.
17:50 I have also told you.
17:51 Tell me in total.
17:53 How many times have he told you?
17:55 You are his cousin.
17:57 I will tell you a hundred times.
17:59 (audience laughing)
18:02 (applause)