00:00 If divorce were a sandwich.
00:02 It's Christmas and tradition dictates that I have to eat
00:04 the sandwiches available to you, the public, from the high street.
00:08 So we're going to start with... We've got Starbucks, effort.
00:11 It is a brie and cranberry focaccia.
00:13 Oh, God.
00:17 That's like the cinnamon challenge of sandwiches.
00:23 Mm.
00:24 That is dry.
00:28 Yeah, that's disappointing.
00:30 Is this the Starbucks one?
00:31 I think that this should be discontinued.
00:34 And, um...
00:36 ..whoever made it should do some time.
00:39 This is the Tesco...
00:41 Your log? Your log?
00:43 Your hog, even.
00:45 Yeah.
00:47 It's great.
00:49 It looks healthier. It's got green stuff in.
00:51 Mm.
00:54 Suspicious, anyway.
00:56 This one has the nicest texture, I'd say.
00:59 Um, out of five...
01:00 ..I don't know, two.
01:03 Marks and Spencer have come up with the Jingle Brielle Tea.
01:06 Uh, I think that's pretty self-explanatory.
01:09 It's absolutely stuffed, so, I mean, for the money,
01:12 you do get a lot here, which is great.
01:14 Mm.
01:17 Not bad, actually.
01:18 A brioche bun.
01:21 A proper hefty wedge of cheese there.
01:26 And the bacon actually tastes like it's been cooked through, so...
01:29 It's a two-biter.
01:33 I don't believe in five stars.
01:39 I can only give it four.
01:41 Marks and Spencer have smashed it.
01:42 Record profits this year.
01:43 Record excellent sandwich. Well done, M&S.
01:46 The Boots Pigs Under Blanket.
01:48 Disgusting.
01:52 Oh!
01:55 Oh!
01:56 I wasn't expecting that to be delicious, but it's just like...
02:02 It's like having a bacon butty.
02:03 I... Yeah.
02:07 If divorce were a sandwich, that's what this is.
02:10 This is like a... This is going to be like a guilty pleasure.
02:13 It's delicious.
02:14 I think I'm going to give it one,
02:17 but that's only out of human compassion.
02:19 I feel for the person who made this.
02:22 Prepped...
02:23 ..a baguette now.
02:25 Erm...
02:26 I mean, the baguettes are always delicious, so I have high hopes.
02:29 Mm.
02:32 Not as flavourful as I would have hoped this year.
02:37 I can't even break it up.
02:39 OK.
02:40 It doesn't taste too different to their regular baguettes.
02:43 I would say that that's like a two.
02:45 That's like a two out of five.
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