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00:00Dosto bachman se sunte aa rahe hain ki jahez ek laanat hai, har ustad batata hai, har nikah
00:03aadmi aapko samjhata hai, jahez mat diya karein, jahez mat liya karein, lekin bahot se log
00:08jahez isliye dete hain, is laanat ko gale se isliye lagate hain, taake betiyon ko aur
00:13bainon ko unka hissa na dena padein.
00:16Wo usse badi laanat ko gale lagana chahate hain, wo isliye is laanat ko poora karte hain
00:22aur aap yakheen jaanein ki aksar dekhte hain ki jab koi duniya se jata hai, to ek alaan
00:26kiya jata hai ki kisi ne kare kuch lena dena hai to bata den, isse behtar hai ki wo alaan
00:31ho, aap khud apne haath se, jo jiska hissa banta hai de den, inse maaf kara lena, inko
00:37ye keh dena, to bainon ke to dil bade narm hota hain, badi pyaari hoti hain, wo to bahot
00:41ahsaas karte hain bhaiyon ka, wo apne hisse maaf kar dete hain, lekin yakheen jaanein
00:46ki jo aap jahez dete hain, isse behtar hai, agar unka hissa banta hai, to unke unka hissa
00:51de den, ye is laanat se badi laanat hai ki aap unka hissa na den aur jahez de.
00:55Aayi ye isi peghaam ke saath chhuru karte hain aaj ka show, aaj aapko leke chalte hain
01:00gundon ke den pe aur dekhte hain ke wahaan kya ho raha hai.
01:05Yaar, kya, kya, kya, kyu, kyu, maalish kyu kar rahe hain iski?
01:08Maalish, maalish kar rahe hain main?
01:09Toh kya kar rahe hain?
01:10Iti, iti, iti buri dana se banda bhai hain, moose ka banda bhai hain, ek laz moose nahin
01:13nikal sakta hain iske.
01:14Oye, bakwaas band karo.
01:16Ye gundon ki haalat dekh ke lag rahe hain ke inka hissa bhi inki behne le gaye hain.
01:26Oye, saath chhuru function seat, don nachiya bahut hote hain.
01:30Pehr chhu bhajgi, chikandi haddi.
01:34Bakwaas mat, ba, ba, ka, wohi ba, aayi itar bhi hain, aayi itar bhi hain, aayi itar bhi hain.
01:40Kya hua, kya hain?
01:40Ek minute, isme meri ungli toh nahin hain.
01:44Ye ungli kyu dhund rahe hain apne?
01:45Oye, mera pehr sun ho gaya hain.
01:47Kyu?
01:48Oye, main tumhe kya batao, Haroon?
01:50Oye, mujhe kuch toh batao, tum.
01:53Asal mein mere tamam daakon ko bhoog lagi thi.
01:55Acha?
01:56Haroon, hum daakha maarne jaa rahe the.
01:58Hmm.
01:59Aapko pata hai ke inn sabko bhoog bahut lagti hai.
02:01Hmm.
02:02Aur inhone kya, boss, humne burger khaane hain.
02:05Acha.
02:06Toh main isko kaha, isne kaha, maine nahi jaana.
02:08Hmm.
02:09Usko bhi kaha, main kaha, chalo main hi le aata hoon.
02:11Hmm.
02:11Bas main line mein lag gaya, kyunki kyu kaha, apna intazaar karna chahiye.
02:15Waqeet baari ka intazaar kar, baise aapko toh tarbiyat hui bhi ais cheez ki bai.
02:19Aarey, Europe cheekayi saal daakha maaray hain.
02:22Beshak insan, daakho ho lekin manners toh hone chahiye na.
02:25Haan, haan, duniya mein rehne ke liye asool toh hone chahiye.
02:29Aur ye jalad ka bachha mere aage kharah hua tha.
02:32Line mein aage kharah tha?
02:33Haan.
02:33Aur wo burger waala pooshta raha hai, aapke peechhe toh koi nahi karta, koi nahi karta.
02:38Aane, aapko nazar hi nahi aare ho.
02:40Acha, aapke peechhe toh koi nahi karta, koi nahi.
02:42Main nahi tha, hum dede peechhe...
02:43The boss has also brought half an hour's dacoit with him.
02:47No, I wasn't behind him. There were 10 more people.
02:49Okay.
02:50But he couldn't see.
02:51Oh.
02:52And he hit me on my leg.
02:54Oh, my God!
02:58Mr. Arun, it's not my fault.
03:01I came to buy burgers for my kids.
03:03I couldn't see their leg.
03:05You can't even see your own leg.
03:07Your stomach is so big.
03:09Sir, you can't hear him clearly.
03:10Let me put this bandage on his mouth.
03:12No, no. Let me put this bandage on his mouth, Mr. Arun.
03:15Why?
03:15He is requesting Mr. Don that he doesn't earn so much.
03:18He doesn't have enough money to buy a soap.
03:21Mr. Arun, I have a bad day.
03:22Why?
03:23I was going to buy a burger.
03:25Okay.
03:25I went there and the shop was not there.
03:27Okay.
03:27The shop was missing.
03:28Why?
03:28I found out later that it was hidden behind this.
03:31I don't know why I didn't send him to buy a burger.
03:33Why?
03:33We were going to eat it.
03:36Okay, will your leg get better in this segment?
03:40Oh.
03:41Hey, you.
03:41I am feeling dizzy.
03:42Oh.
03:44You, ill-fated man.
03:45You don't even know whose leg you have put on.
03:48Whose?
03:49His.
03:52Make him feel the pain.
03:53No, no.
03:54Come on.
03:55Make him realise how to put his leg on his boss's leg.
03:59Boss's leg.
04:00Boss, the doctor is going to come.
04:02We don't have time for this.
04:06He is here.
04:06The doctor is here.
04:08You are so scared of him.
04:10And his appearance has become more dangerous than last time.
04:14Oh.
04:18Oh.
04:19But was it raining outside?
04:21He is trying to save himself from blood splatters.
04:24Make him feel the pain.
04:26Hey, listen. He comes here every time.
04:29He is the undertaker of the business.
04:32Dr. George, I think you have come to shave the accused.
04:40Now you will realise.
04:42Hmm.
04:52Oh, God.
04:53Oh.
04:55He has lost his finger.
04:56He has lost his finger.
04:57He has cut his tongue.
04:59I think he has started plucking his tongue.
05:03I think he has started plucking his tongue.
05:07Not plucking, but plucking.
05:10One.
05:12One.
05:14He is counting.
05:15One.
05:17Two.
05:18Oh, God.
05:18He is going to turn his face again.
05:20He will have to face him.
05:22He will have to face him.
05:23He is a doctor.
05:24He has to keep 10, 5, or 18.
05:26It is better if he is Patiala Shulwasi.
05:29Doctor, what is this used for?
05:34Eyeball.
05:37Eyeball.
05:40Eyeball.
05:43Oh, so he takes out the eyeball.
05:44He does not take out the eyeball.
05:49Go on, keep going.
05:53No, no, no.
05:54No, Doctor.
05:56Doctor, please forgive me.
05:57Doctor, you are not there, you should apologize.
06:00Oh, no.
06:02Oh, my God.
06:04You are done for.
06:05It was a waste of time.
06:06He cut his own moustache to give me this.
06:09Doctor, what are you doing with this one?
06:11No, no, no! My tongue!
06:13No, no, no!
06:15Doctor, no. Not this. Not this.
06:17Do something more dangerous than this.
06:19No, no, no. Not with this scissors.
06:21No, no, no. Don't cut my tongue.
06:24Doctor, cut his leg.
06:26His leg can walk.
06:28Oh, yes. He gave me his leg.
06:33Yes.
06:36Yes.
06:44Boss!
06:45What is it?
06:46$2,000 is less.
06:48You will have to pay more to cut it.
06:51Okay, fine. Let's not cut it. Let's break it.
06:53You got $1,000 for free, right?
06:56It's just a stick.
06:59What is he doing?
07:00This...
07:01This...
07:03This leg piece must be poisoned.
07:06Yes, that's possible.
07:08That's possible.
07:15Don't do it.
07:26I thought my leg was bleeding.
07:29No, no, no!
07:35Shut up! Let him eat.
07:38Doctor, give me some oil.
07:43Doctor!
07:44Sorry, brother.
07:45No, doctor!
07:49No!
07:50Mummy! Mummy!
07:52Hey!
07:53He has removed all our dam.
07:56Doctor.
07:57Are you okay?
07:58Mummy!
08:03Doctor, today you...
08:05He's dying! He's dying!
08:07Give it to him. He won't lose it every day.
08:17Now tell me.
08:20Will you ever step on someone's foot again?
08:23My father's leg...
08:24Will you stand in line for a burger?
08:26No, I won't eat a burger.
08:27I won't.
08:29Won't you eat a burger?
08:30No.
08:31You eat a leg piece.
08:35Now you know?
08:36Forgive me.
08:38Let him go.
08:40Let him go.
08:41If you say so.
08:42Because you're senior to him.
08:44Let him go.
08:45Untie him.
08:47Mr. Arun.
08:48Thank God he didn't do too much.
08:50What could have happened?
08:52He would have died if he had come to eat in front of him.
08:56Do you know?
08:57Once he put ketchup on it.
08:58The man got angry.
08:59At my behest.
09:01Please forgive me.
09:02Go to hell.
09:03You forgave me.
09:04You forgave me.
09:05I forgive you.
09:06Hey! Hey!
09:07The chair!
09:08He took the chair too.
09:09He took the chair too.
09:10You guys are robbers.
09:12Why are you crying over a chair?
09:14Hello.
09:15Hello.
09:18Who are you?
09:19I heard that some goons and robbers live here.
09:22Is that you?
09:23Yes.
09:24I heard that they are very dangerous people.
09:25Yes.
09:26I heard that they are robbers and robbers.
09:28Yes.
09:29I heard it right.
09:30I heard that they are very cruel to people.
09:33Yes.
09:34I am very happy to meet you guys.
09:37Are you their boss?
09:39If I say no, what will you understand?
09:42I am.
09:43Okay.
09:44I have brought a very good idea to you.
09:47I am a driver of a very rich man.
09:49And a rich man is keeping a driver.
09:52He is a fool.
09:54My boss has a beautiful daughter.
09:57Hey!
09:58Do you think we are shameless?
09:59Hit him.
10:00Hey!
10:01Hey!
10:02One minute.
10:03One minute.
10:04One minute.
10:05We are not such people.
10:07You talk.
10:09I love that girl a lot.
10:11She is a very beautiful girl.
10:13And you love her.
10:14Yes.
10:15Hit him.
10:17One minute.
10:18You are a fool.
10:20You want to shake in the same plate you eat.
10:23Okay.
10:24I am leaving.
10:25You should not earn money.
10:26One minute.
10:27I was just saying.
10:28What are you saying?
10:29Okay.
10:30I understood.
10:31You all don't want to earn money.
10:32No.
10:33Hey.
10:34One minute.
10:35One minute.
10:36I am saying.
10:37You should not earn money.
10:38You are saying.
10:39He is saying.
10:40The people of Lehla are not giving us money.
10:43I have someone.
10:44We have someone on our team.
10:46Today, the boss's daughter has a plan of shopping.
10:48and I will leave.
10:49You will ask for money, look at him.
10:52You will kidnap us.
10:54Yes.
10:55You will kidnap us and bring us here.
10:57After that, you will call his father
11:01for 50 crores.
11:02Does his father have 50 crores?
11:05He has 10 billion.
11:06He is not wearing a uniform.
11:09I think you are rich.
11:10No, no.
11:11You tied the girl here and called her father.
11:1550 crores?
11:16You will ask for 50 crores from him.
11:19I can't ask for 50 crores.
11:21Everyone will ask for 10 crores.
11:23If there is a deal, I will ask for 50 crores.
11:26You didn't ask for 50 crores, you lost 10 crores.
11:29Anil, a man came here.
11:31I called him and he came here.
11:33His father.
11:34He said, give me 50 crores.
11:36He said, okay.
11:37He got up and said, are you crazy?
11:39And he fainted.
11:41You are crazy.
11:43You are fighting for the first time.
11:44Yes.
11:44I won't be able to do anything today.
11:47When you get the money, will you leave the girl?
11:50No, I don't drive a car.
11:52I don't love her.
11:54Why will I marry her?
11:56Brother, I..
11:58Sorry, I lost my memory.
12:02When he comes here with 50 crores,
12:04you will misbehave with him.
12:07I will be furious.
12:08I will get angry and beat all of you.
12:12And I will take the girl, the boss and the money and leave.
12:16You will make me dumb?
12:17Yes, I will make you dumb.
12:22You will make me dumb?
12:24He thinks he is Shah Noor's don.
12:28You will be a hero and I will be dumb.
12:31Hey, you are right.
12:33You will take the girl, the boss and the money and leave.
12:36What will I get out of it?
12:38Then the girl's father will be impressed with me
12:42and will get her married to me.
12:44Good.
12:45And I will get all the money.
12:47What will I get out of it?
12:49When I get the money, I will teach you all a lesson.
12:53You will make me do all the work.
12:57I have to do so much work and you want to get a job?
13:01Brother, you can do whatever you want.
13:03You can borrow money from me.
13:05No, all the business is on my tongue.
13:07All the business is on my tongue.
13:10I mean, even the dacoits are on my tongue.
13:13Come here. Listen.
13:14Hey, you. Come here.
13:16You?
13:17I call him Bugga with love.
13:19I am telling you that the business is not doing well.
13:21Yes.
13:22It would be better if we make a deal with him.
13:24You are right.
13:26Yes.
13:27So, let's make a deal with him.
13:30Okay, then.
13:31Okay.
13:31Okay, then.
13:33Done.
13:34Yes, this deal is done.
13:36The deal is done.
13:37Yes.
13:38Come in the car behind me.
13:39Let's go and pick up the girl.
13:41Wait.
13:43There is something called shame.
13:45Wow.
13:47Wow.
13:48When you go to pick up the maid, take the maid along with you.
13:54He is right.
13:55We should call the lady police.
13:57Doctor, torture?
13:59What should we do?
14:00Your sister-in-law is sitting in the car outside.
14:02Okay.
14:02I will call her.
14:05She will go with you.
14:06Shame is a thing.
14:09Yes.
14:10Call her.
14:11Mrs. Torture.
14:24Greetings, sister-in-law.
14:25Greetings.
14:29Whose death has come that you have called me?
14:33Go with her.
14:35And bring the girl.
14:42He is getting more and more angry.
14:47Doctor Torture, I have noticed that you are very polite.
14:50This is a part of our job.
14:52Tell me one thing.
14:53When did you think that you should be a jillad?
14:56I was a small child.
14:59A toy.
15:01What is the value of a toy?
15:04You are right.
15:04That cruel man took out the belt.
15:08Oh, no.
15:10Cruel man, again?
15:12And he fell asleep.
15:13He said that he will get it tomorrow.
15:16That night, I decided..
15:20What?
15:21..that I will not let my father wear the belt again.
15:25Come on, move ahead.
15:26Move.
15:28They have come.
15:28Sit there.
15:29Sit.
15:30Who are you?
15:31Who are you?
15:32Move ahead.
15:33Leave me.
15:34Shut up.
15:36I will not listen to you.
15:37You can say whatever you want to me.
15:39But don't say anything to my madam.
15:41Hey, come here.
15:44Your story is over.
15:46Brother, he is acting.
15:48Tie him here.
15:50Leave your driver.
15:52Madam, leave your driver.
15:54Do you want to go for pizza?
15:55Come here.
15:56Where are you taking me?
15:57Your father is a very rich man.
15:59That's why.
16:00Talk to my madam politely.
16:02You have got your tie.
16:05What?
16:06Leave him.
16:07Who?
16:08Leave my madam.
16:09Why don't you say anything?
16:12Your father has a lot of money.
16:15My father has a lot of money.
16:16Silence.
16:18Keep your voice down.
16:21My father has a lot of money.
16:23Keep your voice down.
16:26My father has a lot of money.
16:29Keep your voice down.
16:32Keep your voice down.
16:36Mrs. Torture.
16:37Move back.
16:37Tie him.
16:38Come on.
16:39You don't know me.
16:41Silence.
16:43Hey, call your father.
16:46Yes.
16:47Tell him to bring the money.
16:49Call him.
16:50090078601.
16:56Hello.
16:57Hello.
16:58Sir, is this Zaman?
16:59Yes, sir. This is Zaman.
17:01How are you?
17:03I am fine. How are you?
17:05Thank God. What are you doing?
17:07I was waiting for you.
17:09Give him the money for the party.
17:10Sir, stand up and listen to me.
17:12Do you recognize this voice?
17:15Which voice?
17:16Save me.
17:17Save me. They have caught me.
17:18They are dacoits.
17:19Father.
17:20Son, what happened?
17:22We have your Gulshan.
17:24Who are you? What is going on?
17:26Where is my daughter?
17:27Take 50 crores and go to the old factory.
17:31I will reach there.
17:32Nothing should happen to my daughter.
17:34Nothing will happen.
17:35If you reach there in 10 minutes,
17:38your daughter will be safe.
17:40I will come.
17:41Boss has called up and said that you will reach there in 10 minutes.
17:46Sir, I have memory loss.
17:50Ashraf, I will double your salary.
17:52I will take you home.
17:53You saved my life, Ashraf.
17:55Madam, don't worry about me.
17:57I will kill these dogs.
18:00Who? Which dogs?
18:01Why are you getting angry?
18:03If a dog comes, he will kill it.
18:06Ashraf, I will get you married in a good place.
18:08You have kept me safe.
18:10I will give my life but I won't let you come today, madam.
18:14Switch off the movie.
18:15He has come to Bombay with you.
18:19I don't understand such a tense situation.
18:22Remember one thing.
18:24You will be free.
18:26You will be free when your father comes here.
18:31Son. Son.
18:32Take this money.
18:34Take this money.
18:35The other one would have got injured too.
18:38Take this money.
18:39I have lost my memory.
18:41Father, he has kidnapped me.
18:43He has taken the money and he wants to take me.
18:45What will you do now?
18:46What will you do now?
18:47I will take my daughter home.
18:49What else?
18:50He is talking about me.
18:51Yes, you tell me. What will you do?
18:54I will misbehave with him.
18:55Old man, you have a lot of money.
18:58Listen to me.
18:59What misbehaviour is this? I have given the money.
19:01When the boss has given the money,
19:04there is no need to misbehave.
19:05You are right.
19:06You are right.
19:08It's okay if you get the money.
19:09Why will we misbehave with him?
19:11Go and take your daughter.
19:12No, sir.
19:14I have eaten your salt.
19:16I won't spare these dogs.
19:23I won't spare these dogs.
19:24I won't spare these dogs.
19:26I won't spare these dogs.
19:28I won't spare these dogs.
19:29I won't spare these dogs.
19:31Dad.
19:32Why are you hitting me?
19:33Go and take your break.