00:00the olympic games officially kick off tonight with the opening ceremonies in rio um and they
00:15haven't even officially started yet but there's already complaints from the media there's 5 000
00:19accredited journalists in rio for the olympics and they've already run out of food for them
00:25already they've run out of food so it's off to a really bad start it's been one day lease
00:30they are not prepared they say at all everything they've had prepared is gone
00:34they only have one small refreshment station with water coffee and tea that can't support
00:405 000 journalists it's going to go down as the worst olympics of all time right i mean i heard
00:47they lost the key to the venue or something like there was like no they absolutely did that is
00:52another story i had coming up oh i'm sorry no it's okay they yeah they were locked out they were
00:57trying to let some athletes into an olympic venue and they had been locked out they lost the key
01:01they had to get it cut open oh boy like every mistake you can make at this olympics yeah they're
01:07making it they're like yes we'd not do that either i'm so sorry yeah oh don't drink the water so hope
01:15solo had tweeted out a picture of her and like um you know also known as like butthole solo
01:20oh yeah we all remember that absolutely we know her she tweeted out a picture of her like with
01:26insect repellent and like netting and everything so then they were yeah their brazil fans were
01:31chanting zika zika and they saw her no way i guess they didn't get her oh they didn't think that
01:38was funny oh i would have been chanting butthole yeah they don't know about that maybe yeah
01:43oh they know they're holding up her picture of her oh my god that's brilliant lease that is
01:50wouldn't you what if i was listen if i was at a soccer stadium and she's playing goal i'd have
01:55just imagine lisa's lisa's hope solo and she comes out to play soccer and there's a hundred
02:01pictures of her butthole in the crowd no just one that a hundred
02:04one gigantic one has to lift up one piece of a card yeah and it's a giant butthole yeah like i've
02:13got a little tiny tiny piece of her butthole i am the left hand side corner of her butthole
02:18oh look that would mess up your game for sure yeah yeah because that is a revealing
02:24that's a revealing shot butthole butthole butthole butthole butthole i don't know how you play
02:37honestly i don't know how you play you i mean you just kick that soccer ball right out of there and
02:44just keep going kick it out of the place yeah that's it i'm taking my ball i'm going home taking
02:51my ball i'm taking my butthole i'm getting out of rio oh yeah that's a yeah oh man that was a
02:57tough one for her great way to get back at hope solo though yeah oh it is it is i'm surprised
03:03who knows listen foreign countries pay attention i was gonna say yeah just wait till the last game
03:10you think that the announcers because it's soccer they'll be like
03:12butthole
03:23imagine this butthole
03:38all
03:51No!
03:52No!
03:53No!
03:54No!
03:55No!
03:56No!
03:57No!
03:58No!
03:59No!
04:00Mirko!
04:01Mirko!
04:02Mirko!
04:03Mirko!
04:04Mirko!
04:05Mirko!
04:06Mamma mia!
04:07Mamma mia!
04:08Mamma mia!
04:09Mamma mia!
04:10Mamma mia!
04:11Mamma mia!
04:12Mamma mia!
04:13Mamma mia!
04:14That would be...
04:15You never screamed butthole so loud.
04:16No me neither.
04:17Oh my god.
04:18It's kind of nice.
04:19You need to do it more often.
04:20Sit down in the courtyard in the morning.
04:22Butthole!
04:23It's Andy's morning ritual.
04:26Yeah.
04:27It's Andy shaking out the cobwebs.
04:29I become like a rooster in Oak Park.
04:31They're waking up.
04:32Oh, yep.
04:33Andy's up.
04:34Butthole!
04:39It's time to wake.
04:41It's like your morning vocal warm up.
04:43That's what you do?
04:44Yep.
04:45Butthole, butthole, butthole, butthole, butthole.
04:47I'm not good on the old vocals.
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:49You guys gotta watch it.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Leave that to me for right now.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Heheheh.
04:54Heheheh.
04:55...
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