00:00a porn site called cam soda just invented a brand new product called the jerk shirt
00:18the jerk shirt looks like a regular blue button-down shirt except the right sleeve
00:28is stuffed with a prosthetic arm yeah yeah with a realistic hand sticking out of it i love it
00:33that way you can keep your real right arm hidden inside the shirt so you can pleasure yourself
00:40without anyone noticing i love the jerk shirt idea simply for that uh you know the chance that
00:47you could throw someone off for a couple seconds buy yourself some time well it's funny to think
00:52about like somebody busts you you got that thing on and they're like hey can you help me come move
00:56this thing yeah yeah give me a second like why are you gonna you wave at them and they can't wave back
01:03broke my arm oh yeah i just i just broke it and the hand the the fact that they say it's realistic
01:13it doesn't look anything like a hand you can see lisa it's not it's not filthy no it's stupid
01:21it's not filthy no it's stupid i if you saw me in a button-down shirt you'd know i didn't
01:28oh yeah if you come in with this shirt on you'd never wear a shirt like that never
01:33chuck why didn't you push the button i couldn't with my rubber hand and it is extra long too
01:40oh that's good to cover things up andy are you jerking off in a nightgown with a prosthetic on
01:47you got me yes i am guilty as child yeah it's almost kind of like a masturbator's a muumuu
01:56that's what in the middle instead of yeah you know putting over your head i get the black one
02:00for sure the black hand you're gonna have one black hand and one white hand might as well go for it
02:05the thing that would be the dead giveaway for you chuck is that there's no hair on the arm
02:09yeah that's true there's no hair on the hand or the arm i'd do that myself you glue some on yeah
02:15i do that myself just look how hairy that one hand is the other hand they have to be customized
02:22well it has a long sleeve which helps but then this hand i'd have to do some patchwork like could
02:29you do it could you put one arm inside your shirt and do it without people noticing what was
02:33going on you think chuck let's see here lisa do you notice anything out of the ordinary when chuck
02:38i can't see from this angle because i have a computer screen in front of me
02:42oh that's oh god how did i look you look i don't know why you look are you really what are you doing
02:52but you just had your arm down there i think you're actually doing the motion
02:58what the hell were you watching oh yeah what oh is james gonna pretend to be his fake arm yeah
03:07there you go this is real weird james is leaning closely behind chuck as chuck pretends to pleasure
03:17i want to give myself a high five you gotta communicate better yeah yeah you guys gotta work on that james gently
03:24pressed his cheek into chuck's back yeah he liked it as chuck was pretending to pleasure himself
03:29just another day here i mean god we've done so much more gayer stuff than that
03:34you guys are pretty close oh my god a little too close friendship yeah well see that's what i'm saying
03:40that's what i'm saying though is you would see the motion yeah right you couldn't disguise the motion
03:45it's a bad idea i can do some stuff where i don't need a lot of motion so i don't know
03:52move your fingers in the circular motion i can do some stuff yeah okay you target that one specific zone
03:58the zone right there is a zone yeah there's a zone but yeah i feel like uh i could do it without
04:05really shaking the tree too much i feel like this is the benefit of having a smaller dong though
04:10that you could probably do this for sure yeah i could easily do this no one would even know i could
04:15be hard right now okay jesus chuck this has gone bad he probably is i was just back there behind him
04:22exactly he pressed up against me i went i got up and left like a rock yeah they make this for girls lease
04:32you'd be interested or what the diddle shirt she's like won't even answer not even just be funny
04:38not even just be funny but she's not going to justify it talk about pleasuring yourself at work
04:44you're just dumb you're just just stupid idiot you're so dumb you just make dumb jokes
04:50that was funny to say anything yeah are you actually jerking it right now
04:54you're actually jerking it right now you're doing it well she took a gander someone said lifeless arm like a doll's
05:06again i thought it was going to be something like their smart move would be to design a shirt with an
05:12arm inside of it that did the jerking for you and then i can manipulate both of my arms but my shirt's
05:19jerking me oh you're gonna you want like a robotic jerk arm yeah like inside your shirt like an app
05:25on your phone to control it yeah but then you'd be like oh i'm just checking my facebook here
05:29oh no one would know anything was going on yeah i see what you're saying until the arm malfunctions and
05:34gets your scrotum just in time for father's day the jerk shirt wow that's a weird thing to get from
05:41your kids that'd be weird thanks roan and stella
05:48dad we got you a jerk shirt yeah they know their dad
05:51you know you like to do the best dad yeah thanks guys we thought of all your favorite hobbies and we
05:56got you the jerk shirt yep he's thinking it's a new ant farm
06:01yeah exactly and then i'm like wow i got the jerk shirt sweet
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